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Theo Unkrich

@cautioncrow.bsky.social
222 followers 443 following 222 posts

29 | anarchist, trans, game designer | working at the Internet Archive | Bay Area cautioncrow.itch.io opinions expressed and endorsed are my own.

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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
yaaaaay
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
hear me out: Bubble Yum duck
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I have one joke
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
@poisoniv3y.bsky.social won me a Garek at Star Trek trivia yay yaaaaay
garek action figure, fisheye lens effect
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
split pea soupa
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
incredible find at the antiquarian book fair today
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I had to get this Geese mashup out of me, exorcism style. Neil ciceriega, watch your back
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
after 4 years on T I have a lot of atrophy issues which often make my life really difficult, but to avoid getting too anxious about whatever could be going on down there I have been picturing it like this
the nether, from Minecraft. This is a metaphorical representation of my uterus
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I hate the hays code all my homies hate the hays code
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Left the house today
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
not even joking, this is me last night dressed up for a work event. spot the difference
dashing bisexual in some dandy-ass makeup and a sharp suitStill from a 1930s cartoon, guy got put in the electric chair that makes you gay
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
maybe it will happen
movie poster for The Happening
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
blood for the blood god, sour cream for the latkes
two plates absolutely stacked with latkes
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
incredible curb find today
cardboard box full of easily hundreds of floppy discs from the 80s and 90s“Mr. Boop” panel, the eponymous Mr. Boop thinks, “I’ve GOTTA tell the guys at work about this!”
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
in the ZOHRAN for New York font - “APRIL 1805, NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE, ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM, OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS”
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
saw an angel today in downtown Oakland
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
trans love will save the world. I couldn’t imagine life without her and now I never have to
my beautiful fiancée getting down on one knee to propose to me outside the house we spent most of our relationship inAn engagement ring on my finger with a gorgeous teal sapphire
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
i love being a househusband and making shit like this for no reason
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
@makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social who would do it best
A Make Some Noise prompt that reads “Chicago Pope.” probably a Brennan or Lou prompt but I could see Jacob Wysocki killing this one
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
it’s my birthday and also Labor Day and the day a cop got burned in a big guy!!!
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Didn’t know @veradrew22.bsky.social was doing a People’s Joker sequel, hell yeah
ad for the ABC News broadcast “Celebrating Francis, The People’s Pope”
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
incredible energy already in this venue
marquis outside theater where I am about to see Laura Jane Grace perform!Laura Jane Grace has handwritten the lyrics to True Trans Soul Rebel on the back of a tour poster and I got it for my girlfriend!! It’s ours now!
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
stole some chicken & got flowers for my gf today :)
it’s Theo, serving absolute cunt in a halter top and boots as he brings a bouquet of flowers and stolen chicken home to his girlfriend
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
can any top gardeners tell me if these are easy to grow, I’m in kind of a hurry
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
time to log off my content moderation job and play some escapist video games :)) yeah…. escapist….
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
GOD I love cooking for my butch she’s gonna go nuts for this
a skillet full to the brim with Thai drunken noodles, likely to be devoured within minutes by the strongest woman alive
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
house-husband dinner thread pt1: I made thai turkey meatballs
bowl of red curry Thai turkey meatballs with rice and cilantro basil topping
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
estrogen could have saved her
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Theo Unkrich @cautioncrow.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Working on an Academy Awards project for work and couldn't help but notice the similarities between these DIVAS
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