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Aaron Gordon

@cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social
107 followers 173 following 610 posts

That guy you know who became the man you knew. You’ll spend forever looking for me in everyone you meet. Joke’s on you. I was there the whole time.🃏

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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Still waiting for one big beautiful joy.💀 #IsHeDeadYet?
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
This is how we all feel this morning.😑 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Candor, transparency, and honesty too. Oh my!🦁🐯🐻 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I understood and understand that reference.🤔 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Saving people who don’t care. Saving my sanity. Saving my breath. Saving my time. I disagree. I don’t think I’ve focused enough.🤔 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Mind over misery is easier said than done on planet Earth circa 2025.🌎 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
The fuck it does.😤 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
He’s 78. He’s to fucking old.👎🏼 #FortuneFavorsTheFool
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I’m happiest when almost 7 million people across the nation show up to protest a wannabe king instead of being part of a crowd of barely 10K who showed up to kiss his ass.🖕🏻 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Not to be raunchy about it, but how do you use your fingers in your relationships?🤔 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Burning bridges does nothing for you.. except to light your way.🔥 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
What if I close my eyes and draw pupils on my eyelids with a Sharpie? What then?🤷🏻 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Spectacular failure (on the other hand) is ALWAYS preceded more than ample stupidity. True story.😑 #FortuneFavorsTheFool
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
True story. Arthur was free, he’s high quality, and he is ABSOLUTELY priceless.🐈 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
What if you are incapable of shutting the fuck up and you don’t know how to listen to anyone? Asking for no particular reason.😑 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
“Some men live for money. Some men live for work. But it's a real man, a richer man who knows what love's worth.”❤️ -Jon Bon Jovi✊🏼 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
..for tomorrow is but an un-guaranteed dream.😴 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
It is. I woke up to a whole world experiencing an off Broadway production of “Mean Girls” starring Asshollini and Elmo. I’m not even sorry for the perverse pleasure I take in watching the two most vile fucktards in existence but heads. It’s GLORIOUS!😂 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Pics or it didn’t happen.📸 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
More time is the only offer I could never refuse.⏳ #FortuneFavorstheFool ✊🏼💙🇺🇸
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I mean, the word “Prosperity” is literally in the fortune. It’s kind of self explanatory.🤷🏻 #FortuneFavorsTheFool ✊🏼💙🇺🇸
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
What’s this free shit? I expect to handsomely rewarded, Princess.😤 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
It’s ok to stop and decompress.. but it’s not ok to remain disengaged. It’s not ok to walk through life with blinders on. It’s not ok to look the other way. It’s not ok to let them take your voice. Think and flourish. Tune out and concede your future. #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
During the pandemic I learned how to avoid people and bake bread. This remains the definition of “Adult Winning”… true story. #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I hate stalkers.😤 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
It does. People think that I’m crazy and they stay away. That always makes my world brighter.😁 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Don’t be assholes and be kind to each other. Sounds like a plan, Stan.✊🏼 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
It’s also called not being able to see past your own bullshit… that reminds me of someone🤔 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Sometimes the best thing about stepping back from your dreams is that it gives you perspective when you finally come to reclaim them. True story. #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I sincerely hope that anyone who voted for Asshollini has the day they voted for.🖕🏻 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
For my fellow “There is no fate but what you make” peeps. #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Some men live for money and live for work, but the real man is a richer man when he knows what love is worth.🙏🏻 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
..tired of this shit.😑
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Dear Congressional Democrats..👇🏼 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
‘Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it’s thinking of yourself less.’ – Rick Warren #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🥠
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Well that’s not very helpful.😑 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🃏
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I thought you called it a Republican.🤔 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🃏
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
“Reading makes immigrants of us all. It takes us away from home, but more important, it finds homes for us everywhere.” -Jean Rhys📚 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🃏
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
..and yet opening pickle jars successfully eludes me.🫙 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🃏
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I thought skill came from repetition and a lot of stubbed toes, busted fingers, and egregious swearing.🤔 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🃏
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
King Procrastinator right here.✋🏼 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🃏
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
No, they most certainly do not.🫥 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🃏
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Asshollini says ,”Challenge accepted.”😑 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🃏
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
That hasn’t stopped him yet.😑 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🃏
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Slamming the door is sometimes the smartest thing you can do.🚪 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🃏
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
How did I get the same fortune twice in one week? Also.. aren’t the lowest hanging fruit always the ripest?🤔 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🃏
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I’m afraid of carnies.🤡 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🃏
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
But what if it’s stinking thinking?🦨 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🃏
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Isn’t this how Anikin ended up loosing his legs and getting grill cheesed on Mustifar?🤔 #FortuneFavorsTheFool🃏
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Aaron Gordon @cautionarilyaaron.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
What if I just pray that I win the lottery so that way I do have to work for what I want and need?🤷🏻 #FortuneFavorsTheFool 🃏
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