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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃

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29 🧁 she/her 🍬 cis/queer 🍪 neurodivergent 🍩 weird little creature 🍦 socially awkward 🍫 book worm 🍡 Video games 🍧 Darts ✨️ Leftist

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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 3h
calling prof to send healing purrs
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 6h
How i arrived on bluesky:
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Cute Kitten Stumbling and Falling Over
ALT: Cute Kitten Stumbling and Falling Over
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 6h
*somewhere near the eldritch being is a pillow with a tiny Lyra kitten soundly asleep and happily purring away*
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 9h
Me: dad Dad: *grunt* ? Me: dad, I love you so much Dad: 🥹 *awkward back pats*
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 19h
i will never get over the fact that the first thing frankenstein's creation saw upon coming alive was the disgust and hatred on his creator's face. He had no name, no concept of anything, didn't ask to come into this world but was already exposed to selfishness, cruelty and hatred. I want to hug him
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 19h
I live in the shire; I am actually a hobbit
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 19h
One of the quotes that make this one of my favourite books
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 20h
Sometimes my Pinterest shows me the most interesting stuff... 👀🐻
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 21h
because things went so smoothly last time the far right were in power /s
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 22h
My autumnal delights today included baking, taking a stroll as well as reading Frankenstein for spooky season c;
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 06/10/2026
YES PLS
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 06/10/2026
YAY
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 06/10/2026
Come over for tea? :]
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 06/10/2026
So far so good 🥰
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 06/10/2026
Today we are going to make pumpkin pie 🥧
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 06/10/2026
There are non-human animals whose sex will change in their lifetime, there are animals where homosexual behaviour has been observed, there are animals with disability so for people to act like the world is this narrow box where everything has to fit in neatly because they refuse to grow is whack
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 06/10/2026
Aw heck, morning again?? Gimme a break
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
Hope you're doing alright today. If you made some mistakes, that's ok. We can only try our best amd sometimes that means messing up a bit. If you did smth well today, then I'm proud of you. I hope you hydrated and had some food. It's ok. We can get through these tough times. All is going to be well.
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
And then they do these typos and talk like they never really read a book before
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
Did you look for the new pallas cat plush
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
YAY
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
Hullo! What's up?
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
So, I'm trying to think of another animal that could be symbolic for a library. I know traditionally owls get seen as symbolic for wisdom and intelligence and snakes, I guess (biblical references aside). What about cephalopods tho. A giant squid 🐙 as a library guardian sounds honestly really cool
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
let a fellow be a little bit eepy
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
...spurs were relegated?
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
"He does have a thicker shaft." Lyra, analysing darts players' darts, 2026 colourised
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
Mornin folks~
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
Victory for Cool Hand 🤩🏆
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
A Vampire with gender neutral pronouns - a thempire if you will
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
How do my British moots pronounce scone? Like cone or like gone. (Personally, I like scone rhyming with cone more 👀)
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
what do you mean dracula made it to Fódlan
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
would you like to see a fun pic?
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
Cake Town's Mayor was a stout orange tabby cat called Mishmish, who came from a distant land called Purrsia
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
The british shorthair is peak britishness to me. He looks like a stout gentleman who wears top hats and a monocle and enjoys a cup of tea with a nice scone
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
*shaking fist at sun* you have roasted and tortured me all throughout summer. You shall not take away my autumnal delights from me too
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
Darn even
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
"Shouldn't it be spelt with a b?", asked Enid curiously. Billy, the bulldog, laughed. "Oh, yeh. Ah have that illness that makes it hard t'spell, so ah spelt it pup & grill on accident. Felt mighty flummoxed 'bout it, but the missus said she liked it, so we kept it." Enid had to agree it was charming
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
*Regina George voice* So, you admit you are predators who see women as prey to hunt and hurt and possibly kill?
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
Oooh....oh thanks.... still soo sleepy
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Adorable Kitten Yawning for Good Night
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
My favourite Claude and the only one that's trustworthy
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
Hmmph? Whuzzat? Mornin again? Heck
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
Hope everything will be alright for you
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Cat
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
Same. S'like: idk what do we get to do? I can't decide just like that
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
Call 'em bisc-tits
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
My plans for October include reading Mary Shelly's Frankenstein and baking pumpkin pie. :]
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
Ultimate healing item: buttered toast
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
yo, if the pope keeps going on against ai like this i might have to disappoint 500 years worth of protestant ancestors and become a catholic
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
*in the voice of mr incredible* ENBY IS ENBY
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Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃 @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
There's also your eldritch horror form but I struggle to.imagine that because... well that's the name of the game I guess. I just know you are safe and my friend and ily :]
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