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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 1h

He's so uniquely bad at this.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 19h

Same. But if I read my 70s/80s horror movies right, those goons have unleashed a world of hurt on themselves.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 21h

If he actually used a tailor, the guy would see allllllll of what's going on. Can't risk that. So he buys cheap, baggy suits that he can shartify, then toss.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It looks like you're squeezing one of those Koosh Balls from the 90s....also stress-relieving!

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

He may be a billionaire on paper, but he's still the cheap, tacky jabroni from Queens.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

He's losing inhibition control. Thank god he's wearing his ill-fitting suit. Next, he'll be in his bathrobe -nekkid underneath -- flashing the housekeeper.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I think it was just voted the #1 state to live in the US? I could see that. I'm not crazy re the winters, but y'all know how to handle it. Lovely people, great culture. Glad you're so happy there!

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I've long had family in Mpls and consider MN my second home state. Love it there!

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Well, it would be job security, that's for sure.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Does she bring her own Sterno cans and camp stove for boiling...things? Asking for a friend.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I, too, will stand on my hind legs outside on my deck to give Chancleta the NJ endorsement.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Every day, he displays at least 5 instances of rapidly declining health - physical and mental. Each instance is a step closer to "It." I rejoice in each one because HE knows "it's" near, too. Sucks to be him.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Trying to reframe his obnoxious act as a sign that he's closer and closer to "it" happening. He's spiraling, terrified. That makes me happy. As for those trying to excuse it, that stench will cling to them forever, and they'll never be taken seriously. Which is what they most want. Nope-hard pass.

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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The President of the United States inviting Iran to "take out" two major American cities should receive as much coverage as a President of the United States having a bad debate.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

He's also deeply stupid and coarse. We all envision Evil in the form of Hans Gruber or a Bond villain; that he's so deeply mediocre is just weird. But I suppose it's a saving grace for us.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This was a hard one to write, but r*pe culture needs to be called out. Inspired by the Cornell 7, my latest Substack (trigger warning). I sense we're at a tipping point of some kind, so please read, like, comment. groganc.substack.com/p/boys-will-...

groganc.substack.com

“Boys Will Be Boys...”

So it’s time to f**k up some “bright futures”

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

But you're a SMART "pushover." You don't just use them as an accessory; you work to understand them so they can live their best life. Look how happy Maris is to be doing therapy work...it's her calling, and u helped her achieve it. Beautiful.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Happiest Gotcha Day, fren Maris! We're all soooo happy you foiund your person. Thanks for all the joy you bring us!

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm having a cautionary flashback to '24, when the same thing was happening, as Kamala's events were packed. And yet....don't get complacent, folks.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If they sold tickets to smack Hassett's smug little face, we could make a hell of a dent in the deficit.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'ma lay on the rug and do a "Peggy Dance" in your honor.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Saw an interview w/Garcia/CA who is planning a 4-prong investigative response from Day 1: trump family grift, ICE abuses, Epstein, and corporate greed. Pretty solid start, I'd say. They're putting all the pieces into place to pull the trigger right off.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Smidge has herself a little waist now!

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Smidge's tiny face and those yearning eyes are everything...

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That's clearly her Happy Place (as long as you're with her) -- as her beautiful smile shows.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Whew! I was worried Riley had moved away or something. And we don't ever want Maris to be sad.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Does she still get to see her fren Riley?

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Go, Smidge, go! What a fierce little girl. #TeamSmidge

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hegseth is so transparently weak and frightened. A woman-hating caricature, standing up there in front of a flag, trying to be all Patton-like. Everyone can see right through him.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Allz I can say is, Pobrecito Chancleta would be a far wiser and more benign overlord than the fetid, misfiring brain musings of tech bros like Elon. I will happily live under Chancleta's benevolent thumb.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Almost the same rain amount here in northern NJ. Waiting for it to stop and dry out so I can pick up all the branches that came down. I, too, would like to take a big nap right now.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

At this point, how anyone can still buy into this nonsense is beyond me. If those chucklef*cks were the only ones affected, I wouldn't care. But we're ALL affected. Vote Blue - and raise an unholy ruckus if they try and "kumbaya" this sh*t. We demand justice. Swift. Hard. Unforgiving.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Tornado Wine" is the name of my next all-girl punk band.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

All those "beards" are doing a lot of metaphorical heavy lifting with these weenies...

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Every time he goes ALL CAPS is a step closer to that fatal stroke we've all been wishing for...

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

On the heels of the Chinese state visit, I have some thoughts, which combine stealth fighters, high school football, and Little Feat. My latest Substack; please read, like, share! groganc.substack.com/p/general-xi...

groganc.substack.com

General Xi’s Orange Chicken

Trump was on the menu

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

She's lost it. And is a tick closer to a full-on, Roseanne-style public breakdown.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Her boobs entered 10 minutes before the rest of her did. So f'g tacky.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A very young Jimmy Page. Or, as he intro'd himself, "James" Page.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Shunning and shaming have been reliable social tools for centuries. They need to make a strong comeback. I think we're seeing it a little w/folks who don't "get" why they've lost friends/family. They'll need to work hard to re-enter polite society later on.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

JD has done whatever it takes for power: making up much of his origin story, changing his name and religion, blowing w/any prevailing political winds. Self-awareness and a sense of shame would only hold him back. Textbook weak man.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I love that trump looks so old, weak, flaccid, and dated (w/his 70s style hair) against the younger Mamdani.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Scott Bessent always looks like his skin suit chafes and he can't wait to peel it off when he's back in his lair.

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CatsOnCampbell @catsoncampbell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

She could literally send him airborne...

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