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@catsonacouch.bsky.social
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Cats on a Couch 🐈🛋️ Petty Paw-litical DemoCATs Here to Make You Smile. 💅Honorary Cats (🐩) on Fridays The whole point of our IG is to troll JD Vance 🛋️ Connect everywhere!📱 linktr.ee/catsonacouch

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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
In honor of the release of "The Life of a Showgirl", I made a lil something for our nations showgirl, himself. @jd-vance-1.bsky.social do you love it?! 😍
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Meanwhile over on Instagram, we're celebrating our own "The Life of a Showgirl" release 🫶🤩
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Everywhere 👏 he 👏 goes 👏 And for those asking about the Sisterhood of the
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Did you know that the Heritage Foundation allows people to register for their upcoming events using a contact form, and that you could put whatever you wanted in the contact form and it accepts it? Anyway. Have fun, and send screenshots of your inputs 💅 www9.heritage.org/HYBRID2025-0...
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Find joy in the shitshow. ✨ MEOWTUCKET Update
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
It has begun 😈 #Meowtucket For all news on JD Vance's upcoming trip to Nantucket, make sure you're following along on IG
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
MEOWTUCKET PART 3 #meowtucket Make sure you're following on Instagram (if you're still there) for all the updates!
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
MEOWTUCKET PART 2 #meowtucket
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Massachusetts is ready to give JD Vance the Ol' Vermont & Greenland welcome 💅
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
JD Vance is visiting Nantucket on July 22nd and the Meowlitia over on Instagram is ready to welcome him properly.
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Not quite the parade he was hoping for 😹
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
ATTENTION MASSACHUSETTS‼️ We are calling on Sheriff McDonald & the Plymouth County Correctional Facility to END their agreement with ICE to house migrants. Plymouth is the ONLY facility in the Commonwealth that still has an ICE agreement in place. @indivisibleuppercape.org
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
See you over there if you like cats more than JD Vance 😹💅
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
If you don't care for JD Vance, you'll love this video
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Chose our signs wisely today amid the PBS & NPR funding threats 🫶 More Elmo, Less Elon. @pbs.org
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Good trouble, anyone? 😈
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
March 31st is Trans Day of Visibility! If no one has told you today: We see you, we love you, our kids see you and our kids love you. Today and everyday. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
A great day out at the Indivisible Upper Cape protest yesterday. BRING THEM HOME
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Pete Hegseth on Signal: "Yemensnbd shsb send 🥃" Jeffrey Goldberg: "Be cool, act natural, be cool. 😅"
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
MEOW-ZA 🎉
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Daily dose of FELINES FIGHTING FASCISM over on Instagram 💅
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
GOALS ARE IMPORTANT 📣 💅@catsonacouch - 597K ✅ @ senatorvance - 287K ✅ ⏭️ Next up: @ jdvance - 1.6M ⏭️ After that: @ vp - 14.8M and dropping 💅 🏁 Finally: cat world domination 🌟😼😼😼 The whole point of this account is to have more friends than JD Vance on Instagram
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
⬆️ that's from the Declaration of Independence
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Mark my words: They are going to try to make it impossible for anyone who didn't vote for him to own a firearm.
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
😹
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
It was a great day to Stand Up for Science in Woods Hole
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Omg apparently we were quoted in USA TODAY FTW Well done, Vermont 😹
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Commentator: "The first sitting U.S. president to ever attend a Super Bowl game live." Me: "Yeah - because they usually have to work, but he has Elon so..."💅🏈
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
All following along because you like petty cats on couches more than you like JD Vance 💅 so happy to have you
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Update: CatsOnACouch: 394K Senatorvance: 283K ✅ Jdvance: 1.5M VP: 14.9M and Dropping 💅💅💅💅💅📉📉📉
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
No he is quite literally bending both knees to Elon Musk but that's none of my business 💅
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Says the guy that literally NOBODY ELECTED
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
One down 💅 Two to go. Instagram Progress Report 📝: @catsonacouch - 294K ✅ senatorvance - 279K ⏭️ jdvance - 1.4M 🏁 vp - 15.6M (and dropping💅)
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
JD V
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Oh he is not going to like that one bit
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I'd rather lick rust, thanks.
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Ope. His VP account just disappeared
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
We did it, Joe.
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
We come with emotional support cats
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Them: "What are your Inauguration Day plans?" Me:
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
With the Gaetz report released, it's your turn girl. We're waiting, Marj 💅 If you'd like Marjorie Taylor Greene to make good on her promise and expose her Republican colleagues for all of their wrongdoings, you can call her office. 💅 MTG D.C. Office Phone: (202) 225-5211
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Update on IG Numbers: CatsOnACouch: 249K Senatorvance: 257K Jdvance: 1.1M 💅😹
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Elon Musk is the guy that Donald Trump told JD Vance not to worry about.
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
... is "everybody" in the room with us right now?
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
🎶 These are a few of my least favorite things 🎶
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Cats on a Couch @catsonacouch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Our thoughts on TIME Magazine's Person of the Year 💅
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