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@catshellyeah.bsky.social
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Come sail away Come sail away Come sail away with me Come sail away Come sail away Come sail away with meeeee No. #caturday
Ginger cat curled in a circle with his head craned up looking at me as if i just woke him from a sound sleep with my lame 70s music
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What are you looking at? Is it a bug?? IS IT A BUG??!! #caturday
Closeup from chin view of grey tabby with white face markings and chest looking upward with widened eyes
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How it started --> How it's going
Photo of sky filled with dark blue storm clouds, 1st posted 11/2024Flooding photo from hurricane where city streets are submerged to treetops in deep, violently churning storm water, posted shortly after 1/20/25Apocalyotic photo from Hawaii wildfires showing people stuck close to raging fire, cowering on the water side of a rocky seawall, posted mid to late 2025Painting of hell depicting humans half submerged in a lake of fire, posted 9/18/26
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have, but it's like I'm getting a quiet hug from a bestie, so the sad is not so bad
Grey tabby cat lying with his head in my lap, body on the bed
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Eh, doesn't really work for me and I'm not sure why
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
After my cat Chloe died in August 2001 I made plans to visit a close friend in september, so I held off on the adoption fairs. My flight was for 9/13. The airline refunded my ticket on 9/12. That Sunday I adopted these sisters. No pics of them as babies, these are from 2017 & 2015 #caturday
Stella, 5/2001-2/2018. Died 3 weeks to the day after Lucy died. Tuxedo cat, medium length hair, sitting in a leopard print heated cat bed.Lucy, 5/2001-1/2018. Tabby, Medium length hair, closeup of her head
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
biting my tongue to keep from fat shaming the chonk after he told me he's gonna keep on dancing at the pink pony club #caturday
Grey tabby cat with white nose chest and feet showing off his svelte figure at the foot on my bed
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Should have asked me yesterday, you might have prevented this
Large painting of an orange settee on background of blue and white, in a gold gilt wooden frame
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In 40 years of cat ownership I've never had a 9 lb cat. Mine typically weighed about 11 lbs. Then Chonky McPorkbutt here came along. He weighed 17 lbs on july 10. I dont even try picking him up. #catyrday
Grey tabby cat with white nose, chest and feet, sitting primly on a pillow, front feet crossed. slightly blurry ginger cat is in the bckground looking out the window
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
When Alfie sneezes his head turns into a lightly toasted marshmallow
Ginger tabby lying on his side with his front legs outstretched, his head a blur from the act of sneezing
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
So cold and unloving
Ginger tabby cat lying on dark blue pillow on my lap, facing me, while I scratch the back of his neck
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Or order a nice lunch in! Or do your goddamn sporty shit but don't punish me bc i literally cannot physically participate! This is Irritating the fuck out of me Cat tax
Ginger tabby cat lying on his side getting head pets from me
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
MOM THE GHOST IS BACK #caturday
Ginger tabby cat on his haunches with front feet in the air staring intently at something
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
37 days in jail bc he couldn't pay a TWO MILLION DOLLAR BOND. Bc he wouldn't delete a Facebook post. Obscene does not begin to describe this.
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Dead to the world #caturday
Grey tabby cat lying on his side at on the bed, snoozing, obvlious to my comings and goings
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Nobody's gonna fiddle with these heating pad controls, no siree #caturday on monday
Ginger tabby sitting with heating pad controls between his front legs
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD .... Food machine's empty go fill it please
Closeup of ginger tabby cat with alarmed look on his face
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
There is nothing in this paragraph that isn't me, including specifically and verbatim, "fuck you, i was in shape in the eighties"
Regular shirts are straightjackets. Corsets. Regular shirts conceal nothing. Torso, upper arms, hips, all of that bullshit is displayed in a regular shirt, like slabs of ham in a deli case. But in my tunic? In my tunic, you can’t see any of the middle part of my middle-aged body. I’m shrouded in mystery. I’m a stylish enigma. I’m a greying fortune cookie with a fortune inside it that says, “Fuck you, I was in shape in the eighties.”
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
ngl I feel very special bc my son's cat came to visit me tonight
Grey tabby cat sitting in a sphinx position on my bed
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
Grey tabby cat photoed from below, lying flat on his stomach with his head and front paws hanging limply over the side of the bed. If he were human this would have been accompanied by a long sigh followed by "mom, I'm BORED."
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
The most notable element in this picture is not the cats but the lack of a junk pile in the space between the dresser and the corner. Congratulate me.
Green dresser a few feet from a corner. In the space between the dresser and the corner there is a notable lack of junk. Grey tabby cat with white nose in foreground, orange tabby behind and to the right of him.
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Does god exist? What is on the other side of the rainbow bridge? Why does she persist in calling me Bunny when I am not a bunny? What is a Chonky McPorkbutt? When will i be fed my dinner? It's not chicken again, is it? #caturday
Grey tabby cat with white nose, legs folded in front of his chest in a half loaf, eyes cast down in contemplation of many mysterious things
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
How elegant. Like a little gentleman #caturday
Grey tabby cat with white nose chest and paws, crossing his front legs and looking at meSame cat, better crossed legs, looking away
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
This guy is in the Virginia Assembly and is attaching an example of a threat made 2 days before the Minnesota shootings. Separately, one of our local county board members received 2 death threats last week.
Screenshot of threat made on comment section of unknown publication; threat states "Kill all democrats"
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Not me, fat shaming my cat, calling him Chonky McPorkbutt #caturday
Grey tabby cat with white feet, chest and nose, reclining on pillows. In his case the camera subtracts 10 lbs
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
do you have a moment to speak about our lord and savior Jesus Christ #caturday
Ginger tabby cat standing on green pillow looking intently at something
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Pretty impressive loaf huh Ma #not #caturday
Ginger tabby cat loafing on my chestSame ginger loaf focused more on the loaf, not the faceSame ginger loaf shot only now he's sniffing the camera
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
#3 is going #2 in the other room. #1 looks offended #caturday #onedaylate
Ginger tabby cat looking over his shoulder with an indignant look on his face. Grey tabby also looking toward the source of the poop but he appears much accepting of a normal bodily function
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I. Require. Food. #caturday
Extreme closeup of ginger cat's face
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cats_hell_yeah @catshellyeah.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Can anybody remind me what it was I got up to do?
Ginger cat sitting upright with his front feet apart and a look on his face like he doesn't know why he's not still lying down
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