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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

<sct> Anyone want the new supermount? :) <klogd> whats new about it <sct> klogd: It cleans whiter than white. :) -- Seen on #Linux

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality. -- Al Capone

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Let the worthy citizens of Chicago get their liquor the best way they can. I'm sick of the job. It's a thankless one and full of grief. -- Al Capone

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Chaos is King and Magic is loose in the world.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

BOFH Excuse #375: Root name servers corrupted.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

You are capable of planning your future.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef. -- Tom Robbins

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

BOFH Excuse #47: Complete Transient Lockout

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Preserve Wildlife! Throw a party today!

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

There's got to be more to life than compile-and-go.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

You'll feel devilish tonight. Toss dynamite caps under a flamenco dancer's heel.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Linux, the way to get rid of boot viruses -- MaDsen Wikholm, mwikholm@at8.abo.fi

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so UP yours! -- Adapted from Pat Paulsen by Joe Sloan

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Courage is your greatest present need.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Do not simplify the design of a program if a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Avoid strange women and temporary variables.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Toothpaste never hurts the taste of good scotch.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Chaos is King and Magic is loose in the world.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Rince is wagner@schizo.DAINet.de (We have Joey, we have Fun, we have Linux on a Sun) -- Seen on #Debian

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

BOFH Excuse #338: old inkjet cartridges emanate barium-based fumes

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror who smokes the worst cigars. -- H. L. Mencken

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

BOFH Excuse #152: My pony-tail hit the on/off switch on the power strip.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Beer -- it's not just for breakfast anymore.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Don't plan any hasty moves. You'll be evicted soon anyway.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. -- George Gobel

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

She won' go Warp 7, Cap'n! The batteries are dead!

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Your job is being a professor and researcher: That's one hell of a good excuse for some of the brain-damages of minix. -- Linus Torvalds to Andrew Tanenbaum

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will be sold.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Warp 7 -- It's a law we can live with.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The Celts invented two things, Whiskey and self-destruction.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Look at it this way: Your wife's spending $280 a month on meditation lessons to forget $26,000 of college education. And you're still drinking ordinary scotch?

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult. -- Fran Lebowitz

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

BOFH Excuse #214: Fluorescent lights are generating negative ions. If turning them off doesn't work, take them out and put tin foil on the ends.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Unix is a Registered Bell of AT&T Trademark Laboratories. -- Donn Seeley

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Don't smoke the next cigarette. Repeat.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

BOFH Excuse #31: cellular telephone interference

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I've never been canoeing before, but I imagine there must be just a few simple heuristics you have to remember... Yes, don't fall out, and don't hit rocks.

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Cats and Fortunes @catsandfortunes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

BOFH Excuse #10: hardware stress fractures

$BOFH Excuse #10: hardware stress fractures$

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