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Amy the Cat Lady

@catladyamy.bsky.social
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Gen-X cat lady from the Chicago suburbs. Guardian of 5 cats. Does not use time and materials wisely (unless I’m knitting). Please don’t be offended if I don’t follow back or accept DM requests.

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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 11m
15 Years ago at a prior (software) job, the employer had engineers in Russia. They were the nicest guys (we'd remotely bond over a shared love of hockey). I can't imagine what happened to those guys if they couldn't get out before this mess started. Nobody there is actually loyal to Vlad.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 3h
Such a goooood booooy Arooooooo!!!
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 3h
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Shaggy - It Wasn't Me
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 11h
100% we got this. Now is NOT the time for bitching about 2028, or how long it will take to fix what has been broken. Focus on next month, then the next, and the next. Step 1 has always been "stop the fascists from destroying our country".
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What I want to know is, which of his personal fly-eating Renfields keeps sending him the shit he posts. Those are the lunatics I want deported to the Off World colony when their "master" has finally molted out of his current form and back into the sewer he crawled out of.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is completely bonkers (and tragic). I am in the suburban Chicago market. The print news here has absolutely taken a nose dive. (IMO this started after the Alden Capital enshitification when they acquired the Tribune and now the Daily Herald)
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How about you mind your own business you putrid, ignorant dotard? Counting the days until he is removed from office.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They hisssssssss and definitely have strong opinions about other living things getting in their way. A couple times a year I have to pull over, get out of the car, and politely guide a large flock of them across a road like a group of elderly tourists with all the time in the world.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Red wing blackbirds are badass. Will chase off anyone or anything that gets near their nesting area. I used to live near a park that had a walking path around a large pond. There was part of the path that everyone knew to avoid (especially if you were out walking your dog) to respect their space.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"She keeps the mice out of the grain and the horses like her"
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah not as good as the original Herbal Essence which was also decidedly GREEN.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
May his memory be a.... (ONE TWO THREE FOUR)
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hey Donnie.. how is that oil gonna get here? By an underwater pipeline under the Pacific ocean? By the magic train that runs through Siberia all the way to Alaska? Do trained polar bears carry it on their backs? Inquiring minds want to know
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dear random internet strangers, you make a lovely couple. I mean seriously adorable and obviously in love. Happy birthday!!
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I would buy that woman a drink.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He found all that money... in the cushion of the couch that JD fouled.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Do you wear adult diapers and sweat excessively due to stress? Buy our odor resistant suits!!" 🤣
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah not Ivanka. Just another stunt blonde.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've been saying this for years. His suits look like a generic polyester blend that would DEFINITELY smell bad over time unless of course, the fabric is treated with some sort of antimicrobial chemical. Pretty good chance that he gets them for free.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fun! Let's make sure we send the whole regime to spend the rest of their days pacing the halls of Lunar Base MMGA with no access to any other human but whoever we send there with them.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This checks considering his sociopathic affection for the subjugation of indigenous people, and his admiration of genocidal dictators.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I didn't think I could get more angry than I already am.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Exactly this. There is no shame in service jobs. For a lot of people this is the only way to get health insurance, to keep a roof over their heads. It's survival.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hated the way they started out with the "who is the real Raymond Reddington?" arc then abandoned it, then the sloppy "Liz" story conclusion, I actually stopped looking forward to new episodes. I think the writing team and/or show runners changed and that seemed to contribute to its demise.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The writing here is top notch. On brand for the Post.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Damn... she's really working that whole "say the mean girl shit out loud" angle. I guess nobody held her hair back when she was puking into the frat house toilet and she never forgot that. Soulless bitch.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Blacklist. The final 2 seasons were an absolute chaotic mess
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Anarchy hobbyist. We can sort out the whole "big tent" thing after we get rid of the goddamned fascists.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Poor birdie!! I hope she is going to be okay.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was thrilled to be able to see a Coopers Hawk passing through my suburban Chicago subdivision last year. It must have been thinking "plenty of fast food around here" because of the number of house sparrows and chipmunks. We also have owls here. I love our local raptors.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Catmom can confirm
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Damn... I'm old enough to remember standing in line for the WoW Lich Ling expansion. (and yeah, GTA OG) Time flies and goes bzzzt in the great cosmic bug zapper
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah the UK version was cute. Looked more sporty for sure. My US Capri used to stall out in the rain.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How on earth did it survive the decades of "damp"? I love it. Drove a US version of one when I was a teenager
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oops!! LOL
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Crowley's 'Oops' Moment
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You'll neeevah walk alooooon 🤣🤣
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He doesn't specify which "god". I mean what if it's Zeus? Or Loki? Or his brother Thor.. I mean Thor's armor would be pretty cool.
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Thor Chris Hemsworth Wields Mjolnir
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Barnabas Collins Dark Shadows
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I agree. I'm uncomfortable with the death penalty in general and how it's applied here.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At least he achieved his objective of offending as many people as possible in his goal of "owning the libs". I cannot wait until this guy is no longer permitted to run his sewer mouth in front of a tv camera and/or arbitrarily ruin the careers of groups of people he's afraid of.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Inconsistency was a big problem. We couldn't find a balance of game to game steadiness in hitting and pitching. The team we saw in San Diego looked tired.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh yeah. I'm pretty sure that a lot of Chicago shares your opinion. I have no polite words to describe Rahm
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I cannot WAIT for the face-eating leopard to come for him. Maybe Elon Musk can save space for him on the rocket to the Mars colony.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some local Chicago area folks created this and it's full of AWESOME. justfucking.vote #earlyvoting #hopecore
justfucking.vote
just fucking vote
A choose-your-own-adventure for people who are done complaining. Pick a vibe, get your registration, polling place and mail ballot links, then just fucking vote.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
REDRUM!!! Never gets old
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The Shining Twins
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Poor poor Cheetolini. The tech broligarchs are gonna be SUPER annoyed with this.
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Shoresy: This Is So Dumb
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He is literally the Golgatha shit demon
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Poo Monster Waves Hi
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So the poor guy was detained for "walking while brown"... in Evanston. Chinga la migra
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Someday... someday.. that drunken pissant toxic masculinity poster boy might actually go to prison for all of this... Or maybe they can just drop him off at Gitmo without a ride home.
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Amy the Cat Lady @catladyamy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Plus, in Judaism you are more or less atoning for your misdeeds once a year vs. Catholicism that requires you go to "Confession" whenever you even think about being naughty and are told by a Priest how to get right with (G*d). (I have many Jewish friends, always loved their holiday traditions)
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