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Dr Captain McIntyre

@cathmci.bsky.social
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I'm a scientitian. Not sure exactly what my brand is here other than if I see a wild animal, you're gonna hear about it!

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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I've said it before and I'll say it again...
The weird brothers from Gladiator 2
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
All I can think of
The 2 brothers from Gladiator 2
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The bang of ai off that image got me downloading. The *filename* is ChatGPT-Image-Jul-29-2026-12_40_22-PM
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Here's a cheat sheet I've had on my phone for a while. It's reassuring about the lads with the purple bits, but not much else 😬
A guide to the jellyfish of Ireland
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Lads. The heckins is going on with the rain radar?? #Speirgorm
The rain radar has formed a bullseye over Shannon
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Uggghhh! It must be muggy in Dublin. M-U-G-G-Y
Rain radar from met eireann showing Dublin with patches of rain
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The absolute SIZE of this spider! And I'm letting it have babies... And no I won't be putting anything next to it for scale, but it's massive.
Massive spider. The size of shrew, I'd say. It could definitely take a shrew. And there are two egg sacks.
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Was looking up how far I could run with the dog and, I'm sorry, what?!
In terms of how you, the pet parent, should conduct your daily runs, this is probably the best course of action. Killing two people at once is comparable to doing so. Your physical and mental health will improve, and you’ll also be doing your golden retriever’s golden retriever a favor by keeping him active and healthy.
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Ok but there's still these arrows blocking out portions of the image on web. Why are they still there???
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It was something like that
Rigid inflatable boat according to google image search
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Wait, what?! Life limiting??!
"No woman should be forced to leave the country to receive care for a chronic and often life-limiting condition," Ms Sherlock said
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Assholes selling their 12 week old puppies can't even write a coherent sentence about why. They've had them 4 weeks!
We will not entertain a solo sale. These pups are truly beautiful and with a heavy heart due to new work commitments, these pups deserve the best time and live and unfortunately due to busy work schedules.

They are wormed and vaccinated and will be due there booster jabs in the coming weeks , they have all vet cards and are in outstanding health condition, and are truly playful and are 90% potty trained, they have been with our children since 8 weeks old and the love them . Contact me anytime (Based on Naas) +353868979899

Price is €1,000 for both (we paid 750€ each and all toys and beds and large food will come FOC)
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
It's just spiralling now...
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Excel took it upon itself to autofill and lost its mind in this year of AI
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This Christmas I will be mostly getting enraged by the design of sweet wrappers that now generate 2 pieces of rubbish, one of which is a fiddly little sliver that is easily lost. We used to be a country, etc.
Sweet wrapper with a sliver that has become detached in the opening of the wrapper and now I have 2 pieces of rubbish
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Oh they're gonna be pursued? Are they going to get an email saying "a thing is happening..."?
Anyone who has not filed ahead of the deadline risks being pursued and they could face financial penalties for late returns.
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Wait, what? What?
Ring said she would not support CPO being used “for even one landowner” because the emotional, mental and financial impact is “too much”.

“That’s my honest view on it. If it was a motorway, I understand that. We’re not trying to stand in the way of any kind of development,” Ring said.

Asked whether there would not be the same emotional impact if someone’s land was compulsorily purchased for a motorway, Ring said: “Of course, but there’s an understanding out there that that’s a key infrastructure project.”

“I’ve managed to get to 42 years of age without a greenway, but I don’t know how I’d manage to get into Ballincollig these days without that motorway,” she said.
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I have one successful houseplant. I think this is the peak.
Successful peace plant with lots of foliage
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I'm a bit worried this unhinged letter has gone under the radar. Myxomatosis and rural electrification are what cause river pollution.
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
This is what Sam Altman thinks chatgpt can do. The same tool that summarises his emails for him 🙄
A screenshot of the transcript of Sam Altman explaining on a podcast how he uses AI... To summarise documents
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Seeing a few AI generated profile pics on here. Finally realised the vibe I'm getting from them.
The painting of jesus "restored" by an old lady
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Only 2 weeks of BBC Sounds outside the UK left. For the love of god, and all that is holy, find a way to charge us! We will PAY! #BBC #BBCSounds #BBC6Music
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
My lottery ticket is a winner! Of 4 euro 🙄 I'd be much more interested in a lottery with a better distribution of the prize money. The top 2 prizes are far too much. The next 2 are useful amounts and everything else is essentially a book token. #Euromillions
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
That tracks
A screenshot of Deirdre's post with a post above it from the Irish Times with a spelling mistake in it
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I looked these up after spotting them today. Woodruff and bugle. #wildflowerhour
WoodruffBugle
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Nah nah nah. Never mind your anthelios. This has *invisible serum* in it. Makes you all smooth and baby like. I found anthelios to be fine out foreign where it's hot, but at home it felt splodgy.
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The timeline is on fire
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Live scenes of me going through the powerpoint slide deck after my colleagues made edits
Frank Grimes freaking out as Homer messes up his pencils
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Gemini is offering to help me draft "What time do you want dinner tonight?"
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
It just broke out? All by itself? Magic!
It comes after a gorse fire broke out in the Cuilcagh Mountain area near the Cavan/Fermanagh border overnight.
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
This was a doozy. I assume the context was from 3 questions ago on the previous page where they asked about my commute to work.
The question asks "How many days per week?"
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Unfortunately, there are no pets allowed abroad. So obviously, my heart is broken, but the 525 euro will go some way to healing it.
An ad for Lottie, the 2 year old shih tzu. Asking price 525 euroWe raised Lottie from a puppy and hoped one day she would have her own litter with us, as she is such a great example of the breed, has a super nature and beautiful colours and markings. However, we have to move abroad and can't take her with us as no pets are allowed.

Lottie is very healthy and been raised on premium food.

She is a full purebred Shih Tzu, with her parents having won shows. To us she is a beautiful pet and she needs to go to a loving home who would appreciate her kind and fun nature.
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
*Sniffs* Now if you'll just give me the 700 euro, I'll be on my way.
Advert for a 1 year old toy poodle. "With a heavy heart, I am looking for a new loving home for my beautiful dog as I am moving abroad..."
The asking price is 700 euro.
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Sam Altman's response to the question "how do you use ai?" on Adam Grant's Rethinking podcast. Altman isn't even using it the way he thinks others are or should be using it
Screenshot of the podcast transcript:
Speaker 3 
Honestly, I use it in the boring 
ways. I use it for like, you know, help me process all of this e-mail or help me summarize 
this 
documentary. 
There's the very boring things.
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I've just done my own electrics. I'm gonna give the ESB a call, see if they need a hand.
Old switch with wires hanging out of itOld switch removed. Wires neatly labelled.New switch all wired up ready to go back into the wall.New switch screwed into the wall. Doesn't quite overlap with the footprint of the old switch 🙄
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
He's back on his bullshit this morning. I don't understand how the environment correspondent can be so uninterested in his subject. www.rte.ie/news/analysi...
George is still claiming there's not enough research to show climate change causes stronger storms.
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Here's what he had to say about the storm and climate change yesterday. He was getting his scepticism in ahead of time. www.rte.ie/news/weather...
Sorry. Can't copy/paste text from rte. The gist is that he's saying there's not a huge amount of evidence linking climate change with wind. Sure, George.
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I'm shopping for office clothes. Why does this fastener suddenly appear when it's office clothes? No one asked for this. It's flimsy and uncomfortable.
Hook and eye fastener on a pair of trousers
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
The Simpsons was also my first thought.
Homer answers the phone, declaring himself Junior Vice President of Compu-global-hyper-mega-net
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Nominative determination!
Rte news article about rip.ie "Donegal-based funeral supplier Danny Morning..."
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Lads 🤦‍♀️ #Speirgorm
Screenshot of rte news article about flights being diverted to Shannon. Internal flights. Dublin to Cork and Dublin to Kerry. FFS
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I just saw one of these - a goldcrest - in my back garden. Gorgeous looking thing! Not my image. I took it from Birdwatch Ireland.
Goldcrest. Warbler, green-tinged with a bright gold streak on the top of its head
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Let 2025 be the year that everyone includes X and Y axes and data labels on their infographics. I beg you! These are from the last couple of days:
This is supposed to be a chart of energy sources, but it's just colours with no X or Y axis or legend.This is a map of Europe with the countries in different colours. No info of what the colours mean.
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
They're not even the same species!
Christmas cracker "joke".
What do elves do after school?
Their gnome-work!
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
It's not quite Newgrange, but the winter solstice sunrise has broken through in my kitchen
Kitchen cupboard with the shadow of the window blinds in the weak sun light
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
If you see this guy on your dashboard and there's someone in front of you, for the love of god, and all that is holy, dip your headlights!! Pull the little stick back. Then slap yourself upside the head for good measure.
The image is of the full beam blue light symbol with the light rays horizontal daggering straight into my eyes.
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Thanks Gemini, but I don't need to brainstorm "what time are you home at?" 🙄 What is the point of this? It's infantilising.
Phone notification from Gemini in google messages, saying to "chat with me to draft messages, brainstorm ideas, plan events or simply have a fun conversation."
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I'm rooting for cultivated meat. This paragraph nails my motivation.
That’s the only way we can reduce demand,” Peppou said. “We have to replace meat with alternatives that people choose for selfish reasons.” Generally, people buy food they enjoy eating. Though some purchase foods because they reduce environmental impact, that’s an uphill battle with a product that isn’t quite as good, or quite as cheap, as what it’s replacing. Just ask the folks at Impossible Burger.
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Ah jaysis update with added fffff... sake!
Northwest counties now have a red weather warning
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Dr Captain McIntyre @cathmci.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Ah jaysis! #Speirgorm
A map of Ireland showing orange weather warning for the entire country as storm Darragh approaches.
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