greg @catfancy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If this wends its way to the Supreme Court, stay tuned for an insane expansion of states’ power to just do whatever the fuck, Eighth Amendment be damned. Nobody seems to care. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...washingtonpost.comChrista Pike is conscious and speaking after failed execution, attorneys sayTennessee tried and failed to execute her by lethal injection last week. She remains hospitalized. 010
greg @catfancy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026$113 to fill this stupid rental suv just now I’m in shambles 010
greg @catfancy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026She’s now in critical condition, whatever that means. Vegetative? Multiple organ failure? We’re worse than like Saudi Arabia on this shit. I heard about the murder at the time when I was maybe 10 and it gave me actual nightmares. But this is almost as horrifying to me as the crime she committed. 000
greg @catfancy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Jesus fucking christ apnews.com/article/chri...apnews.comTennessee governor halts executions after Christa Gail Pike survives lethal injection attemptMedia witnesses say Tennessee officials were unable to carry out the execution of Christa Gail Pike for a 1995 murder on Wednesday. 010
greg @catfancy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nigella presenting British Bake Off has been the only thing keeping me waking up in the morning the last few months. This season’s cast though are sort of giving 120
greg @catfancy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Like, charisma uniqueness nerve and talent before it was even cool 110
greg @catfancy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Infant nephew’s early xmas present from tía greg is already ahead of schedule 🧦 020
greg @catfancy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I’m never again going to let ten years go by without a Muriel’s Wedding rewatch 030
greg @catfancy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026These things are the nastiest fucking animals. I routinely see them fighting vultures for supremacy over picked-over deer carcasses. They’re the RFKs Junior of the animal kinkdom. 000
greg @catfancy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Renting out my spare bedroom to palantir to use as a pop-up data center 040
greg @catfancy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026My poor dog died two years ago and I still find a stray strand of fur every so often between the couch cushions or wherever and just fall completely to pieces. 130
greg @catfancy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026“I’m SUCH a Samantha”, he thought to himself as his aorta was dissecting. 010
greg @catfancy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026“Sometimes it takes a high-riding bitch to cut through all the red tape. I pledge to fight for all Mainers from Kittery to Caribou.” 040
greg @catfancy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Today I learned that blue whales shoot around five gallons of *** a pop 020
greg @catfancy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Shall I feign a migraine, skip some Zooms, go to the beach, and probably post boner? 120
greg @catfancy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026My duvet is totaled. Who taught this kid how to bottom, Jackson Pollock?? 120
greg @catfancy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026*julia sugarbaker voice* Have you all just COMPLETELY lost your minds?!! 040
greg @catfancy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026When I was little I used to think the height of glamour was subtly taking off one clip-on earring to answer the rotary phone 110
greg @catfancy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026This will be the summer I finally master eating corn on the cob with a knife and fork. 020
greg @catfancy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I'm a bitch, I'm a lover I'm a child, I'm a mother I'm a gooner and I bate I do not feel ashamed 050
greg @catfancy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026There’s never been a good Mortal Kombat movie and it’s mostly because they never got Angie Kerber to play Sonya Blade 000
