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Cates Holderness

@cates.bsky.social
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managing editor @garbageday.email, prev at tumblr and buzzfeed. we both just lost The Game. 🌱 (she/her)

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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It was so good!! No notes, haven’t tried the almond milk version but the oat milk one is 10/10
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They taste exactly like the Jello pudding cups circa 1989!! And I mean that positively!
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
rent free evergreen headline
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is this enough for the TL?!
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You’re right I’m so sorry how do I delete this oh god oh fuck
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just remembered I have (vegan) chocolate pudding cups in my fridge, happy Friday to ME
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Update: finished e2 and am sad about the bird
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
wow so no one told me the main character of Lanterns: A) is vegan B) has a pet bird I’ve mostly been a marvel girl since like 1990 but I’m hooked, yes king protect your birb
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The @garbageday.email @discord.com is focused on movies but my friends asked for the games version so here we are
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i am a degenerate genshin enjoyer!
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
incredibly calming, i love them!!
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If I ever subskeet a GD Discord person assume it will be Tyler, or maybe mpop or gggglitch. I don’t care to check their display names before posting this.
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You’re welcome any time!
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me, publicly giving shit to an active member: I will fucking ban you because you drive me insane Me, DMing him: hey if you need help with your subscription just lmk! <3
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve been moderating online communities for 30 years (oh god oh fuck) and this is one of my favorites. I’ve banned less than 10 people in the last year and a half and for a community of that size, that’s amazing.
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Feels insane to say, but I absolutely adore moderating the @garbageday.email / @panicworld.com discord. Over 3k members but it’s actually…fun, for the most part?it’s a thriving community and is wildly positive, and I genuinely enjoy most of the super active poasters
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US Inequality Watch @usinequalitywatch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The cost of living in the United States keeps getting worse over time, and with rent skyrocketing and the price of a new home doubling, it’s spiraled well beyond where it was even a generation ago. This is not your parent’s economy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxdo...
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How we spent our summer @garbageday.email www.garbageday.email/p/an-update-...
garbageday.email
An update from your friendly neighborhood garbage man
Read to the end for a really good video about garlic bread
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeahhhhh ¯\_( ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ)_/¯
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Normal Lee Pace is a 10. PM2 Lee Pace is a 12
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Okay so, imagine Pie Guy but older and tatted and so, so into his love interest in the same way
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I will be aggressively looking for fanfic and that is the highest compliment I can give
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s true and I will continue to say it
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He is aged and tatted and emotionally available and I was HERE for it
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Practical Magic 2 is the hottest Lee Pace has ever been
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I’ve spent the last two weeks aggressively offline, can’t wait to log in to work tomorrow ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Me meal prepping a giant quinoa salad for lunches on Sunday: This is great! I can eat this all week and won’t have to worry! Me 3 days later: I am so fucking sick of this bullshit thing I cannot believe I have like 3 more days of this for goddamn lunch
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Fucking LOVE an OG tumblr “you tried” meme, thank you!
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
¯\_( ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ)_/¯
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
lmaooo a bunch of people on r/pizzacrimes are Big Mad about people who want vegetables on pizza
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cool, to each their own, have a great night!
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Oh sorry, I didn’t realize my own personal taste in the kind of pizza I wanted to eat tonight alone would offend people. Next time I want pizza I’ll totally disregard my own desires and eat a salad instead, thanks so much for the advice!
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It was (supposed to be) artichokes, red onions, roasted garlic and broccoli, red pepper pesto and basil pesto drizzles, red sauce base, and vegan cheese and sausage. I spooned some of the toppings onto two slices of the crust ¯\_( ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ)_/¯
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Oh I called them right away, horrid laughing, and they refunded me immediately
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Roasted chopped broccoli on a pizza is DELICIOUS and also yes he literally held it out to me like a briefcase
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ah shit thank you, forgot to add alt text because I was so horrified lmao
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Called the shop while horrified laughing, and they equally horrified laughing totally refunded me!
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The three raccoons in a trenchcoat: “Hell yeah brothers we’ve got this”
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I’m so mad lmao, dude literally delivered it sideways
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
literally delivered it sideways??
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
fuck you
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
part of my job is being a community moderator and tbh i honestly had a great day modding the @garbageday.email @discord.com server, specifically in regards to a survey i emailed out to paid subscribers. modding a vibrant and active community is honestly so much fun.
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
that’s even sadder
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
hot take: I think clavicular is striving to look like circa ‘97 gavin rossdale
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
i wouldn't wish that job on anyone
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
no thanks
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
If you know Tozzi, you know this is indeed a splashy hire and I am THRILLED!
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I don’t follow hockey at all BUT GO NC. JFC.
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
To recap this weekend: Bought expensive plants cause grief BK Pride Parade!! KNICKS IN FIVE APPARENTLY THE CAROLINA HURRICANES WON THE CUP?? WTF @lisatozzi.surf.social is starting as COO @garbageday.email tomorrow
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Cates Holderness @cates.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
okay, look. I truly give zero fucks about sports in general, let alone specific teams. I have only vague knowledge. BUT go Knicks
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