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Cate Owen

@cateowen.bsky.social
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Unhinged goblin mode activated.

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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 7h
When an older Māori or Polynesian woman calls me darling, I get a glow. All is right with the world.
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hi
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This isn’t just a technological advancement—It’s a paradigm shift. Three things we can all look forward to: • Smarter skies • Safer journeys • Unprecedented opportunities for unexpected outcomes
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Job going in Auckland at the Embassy of the United States of America "countering adversarial propaganda and anti-American narratives."
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I am very suspicious of this ad I keep getting served. No brand attached. No political disclosure. So dodgy.
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My parents are coming to stay and I am in full trolling mood.
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
And this one for dessert. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QorW...
youtube.com
The AI Layoff Payback Has Begun
YouTube video by House of El - AI
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The New Zealand government needs to watch this before they do any more AI-replacing-humans decisions. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbh8...
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Companies Put AI In Charge. Now They’re Paying For It
YouTube video by House of El - AI
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Also trans women are women, trans men are men, NZ First are assholes.
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
All this is to say I have a handful of things that would make this government say I am a biological woman, but how much do you have to be "woman" to be considered one, given that sex is not binary but closer to binomial. Its a spectrum of sorts. The whole thing is ridiculous.
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I am a cis woman because when I was a baby, a healthcare worker examined my genitals and they looked like a girl. Have I had chromosomes tested? No. Do I know my testosterone levels? No. Do I know if I have internal testes? No. (Although none have been found in scans so I figure I'd probably know.)
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Its about 10 clicks if you don't have anything special going on. A little more if you have donations. Do it!!!
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
New here but old to me 🤣
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
MORGAN!
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Don't forget to do your tax returns. x
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This family lived a couple doors down from me. I walked past the car while his wife's body was in the boot. He murdered her and abandoned his toddler alone in a foreign country as he fled. Fuck this guy for the rest of his life.
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I was making a joke - I used to work in mortgages for a bank and we always had trouble with settlements and issuing instructions to specific lawyers between mid-Dec to mid-Feb.
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Who on earth is treating February like it is summer break? (Other than lawyers and politicians)
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The difference a year makes.
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
At the NZFF screening of Prime Minister and these sad sacks are protesting #nzpol #nzff
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
it didnt go well for Tammy once he realised his own lawyer had ratted him out on air.
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
currently at the trial of Tammy Davis
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Unreal. And I have nothing in my chat memory that could have made it think about crusty socks so I am, frankly, astounded.
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
If being a goth rollerblading sausage goblin is your vibe, get out there and be the best goth rollerblading sausage goblin that ever lived, thus sayeth the Lord.
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
We exist in the same liminal space as someone like Pedro Pascal. Be an adorable hot mess. If he can, you can.
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Girls and boys and theys and unsures, keep killing it. You matter, even if no one has told you that today, if ever. I hold space for you, you have got this, even if you don't feel it or believe it. Do something new tomorrow, pursue curiosity, look for the healing place, crawl there if you have to.
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
The heavy pewter situations are the worst! Why can't we just throw them out?!
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
My people!!!
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I have a knife that came to me that way. It is perfection.
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
And the prongs are in perfect alignment?
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Love that for you.
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I also have a spoon I hate but would never throw away.
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Does anyone else have a favourite spoon?
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I'm not even drunk or doing a political stabbing and I'm posting on Bluesky. Who is she?
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
My red flag is that every time I'm at a mall that's playing K'Lee's music I literally record it and sent to it her, and now I'm telling all of you so you know I'm cool because I personally know New Zealand's 90s teen idol pop star. There's no point to this zoot or blottle or whatever we call these.
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I regret to inform you I did not win lotto this weekend.
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Holy. Hell. I screenshot this myself, just now. It's real.
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I'm told this involves asbestos and lithium iron batteries, so that's nice.
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
His is sexy bum 🤣 Would not in any way, shape, or form call myself an author, unless you count shitposting and training manuals, but I'm enjoying the process.
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I'm writing a novel and one of my friends asked to be written into it. Best decision ever, it's like a cheat code.
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MeatMechSuit @meatmechsuit.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
We could have had hate speech laws and legal protections for rainbow people but now we get winnie’s fanny police. #nzpol
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
If you actually wanted to protect women you'd be spending zero energy trying to define us and one thousand energy trying to eradicate intimate partner violence. #nzpol
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
media.tenor.com
a baby in a diaper with the words lil bro was born in 2025 on the bottom
ALT: a baby in a diaper with the words lil bro was born in 2025 on the bottom
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Good morning from the 09
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I just saw Six the musical as part of the Auckland Arts Fest and it was SO GOOD
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I wrote them a novel. Lets gooooooo.
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Aliya D @alinasu33.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
🚨ONLY 9 HOURS LEFT for submission public consultaton on a proposed rewrite of Arms Act !🚨 If you haven’t submitted yet, I urge you in my personal capacity to do so now. This is an initial consultation—let’s stop it in its tracks before we waste more money and risk more lives. 🧵(1/6)
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Cate Owen @cateowen.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
In Paeroa... who knew it has so many anti-vax signs up?! They still have anti-Jacinda signs up at cash registers. I went to buy a coffee, saw a "we do not discriminate based on vaccine status" and I loudly said to my companion "ew, they're anti-vax, I'm not eating here" and we left. Gross.
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Oli - something or other @olimnz.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
You gotta do this one!
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