Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I’m gonna be so honest. This was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the CEO assassins name pop up on my feed. Am I going to hell? Maybe. Am I hilarious? Absolutely. 020
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 07/12/2024My Spotify wrapped showed me that I, indeed, am like other girls, and I’m proud of that 🫶 020
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 07/12/2024#stormdarragh is just the excuse I needed to stay home, wrapped up blankets and write my book ALL weekend. 020
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Sometimes I try to write a scene and my characters are like “Sorry we don’t vibe with that. Try again.”✌️ 020
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Writing my WIP is basically just me creating a new best friend and then throwing them into the worst possible situations to see if they’ll survive. 010
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Me: I have a 2k word goal today. Also me at 1,802 words: What if I described the pattern of the ceiling for three more paragraphs? 120
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Being a #writer is 1% inspired genius and 99% staring at an empty doc like it owes me rent. 080
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Planning my book: this is a solid and logical plot. Writing my book: why is there a minor subplot about a sentient slice of toast? 020
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I read this book in high school and it thoroughly wrecked me and I was forced to remove it from my mind entirely. And yet, here it is again. Taunting me. So I guess I have to read it and hurt myself again. Buckle in folks, it’s time for Gin and Tears 😂 010
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 02/12/2024If I had a nickel for every time I deleted multiple paragraphs out of frustration I’d have 879,672 nickels. Which isn’t a lot…. Wait actually that’s not bad. 020
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 30/11/2024You’re a bad (read good) influence aren’t you Jay? 😂 110
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 30/11/2024All I’m gonna say is no one is ready for Cynthia Erivo and Jonathan Baileys’ ‘As Long As You’re Mine.’ Cause I know I’m not. #Wicked 010
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Do I write today? Or do I stay in bed, doomscroll play video games all day? Oh the decisions 120
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Liars lying and crying on the internet to sell more of their books and then claiming “they didn’t know better because they have no author friends” will never not be funny to me 🤣 000
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Trying to write your first book is not unlike trying to paint the Mona Lisa with fingerpaints 010
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 02/11/2024@worthlesswriter.bsky.social this is the one I was telling you about!!!!! 011
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 25/10/2024Will write him into my book just to give him a terrible ending 000
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 25/10/2024Getting catcalled and harassed on a train and the followed into the station by a drunken MARRIED man was NOT on my bingo card tonight. No, sir I do NOT want to talk to you or be near you while you drool and spit on me (literally) 000
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 24/10/2024Tomorrow is World Pasta Day people. Govern yourselves accordingly. 051
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 23/10/2024I can send this to you in like 3 different accents and language? (Immigrant life y’know) 😂 110
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 23/10/2024A DWAGON!? How do I go about getting this tattooed on my face 010
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Here is your worst nightmare neatly packaged into what you THOUGHT was an answered prayer 🙏 110
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Marve, I’d love to own part of the sun too please! Oh I mean, be a part of your street team 😂 110
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Breaking News: Real Life footage has emerged of the mental gymnastics I’m going through trying to weave this new magic system. Featuring Lucifer Kittenstar himself 1100
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Aren’t words just SO FREAKING BEAUTIFUL sometimes?media.tenor.coma cat laying on a man 's shoulder with the words violently snuggles above itALT: a cat laying on a man 's shoulder with the words violently snuggles above it 021
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Finally being able to put my god complex to good use by poking at my characters peaceful lives and ensuring mass chaos for my own pure amusement 150
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 23/10/2024“As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods. They kill us for their sport.” This is how my Shakespeare hyperfixation starts - I apologise in advance. 020
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 22/10/2024Please continue this energy into business meetings! Work is so much more fun when you’re writing plot bunnies while finance gives you a budget breakdown 😂 000
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 21/10/2024Going from a weekend of dragons, curses, soul eaters, betrayal to working at my corporate job on a Monday is actually wilder than any plot I could ever write. #amwriting 080
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 21/10/2024Waking up this morning like I didn’t actually stare at a screen until 2am. Yes girlypop, give us nothing. 160
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 21/10/2024Ah Monday, another day to stare at blinking cursor until I forget how to spell my own name. 060
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 20/10/2024I have now learnt, no matter how confident. I will NEVER remember that thought later and always wrote it down 😂 040
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 20/10/2024Curses, dragons AND banter? Where do I sign/pay/dedicate my soul/profess my undying loyalty? 110
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 20/10/2024I see your writers block and I raise you this. Writers Cat Block. Where you can’t write a thing but your WIP will somehow be covered in the letters —VakacahabKnNnHSGSHABBSHAHA. Kbajakana an. ANKANAA 2121
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 20/10/2024Elditch monster? Please discuss it. I beg of you! 100
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 20/10/2024I have never used toasted to describe him before and quite frankly I’m ashamed of myself and will always use this going forward because it’s PURRFECT 110
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 20/10/2024thank you for your service. I did indeed need to see this 110
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 20/10/2024I’m currently balancing the line of “WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?” and “Oh here’s 3k words in 30 minutes of incoherent nonsense that somehow makes sense in my brain.” 110
Cate Archer @catecarcher.bsky.social · 20/10/2024You know… writing is a lot more thinking, dreaming, imagining, sporadic incoherent words in your notes app than I expected it to be. 1564891