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Garth Marenghi's Catbus

@catbus.phd
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Your old pal, Catbus from Online shitposts, shoegaze, cinema ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ the Zone demands respect or it will punish you

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 1h
the food bag provides 🙏
jalapenos, tomatos and cilantro from the food bag salsa!
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 10h
#discourse
retrowave graphic reading 

socialism or barbarism 
now more than ever
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12h
inaugural and deeply upsetting Spooky Scene Name of the Day goes to @mnurkic.online
screenshot of a Bsky account with the screen name 

Call from daycare to pick up your kid
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12h
LOGGING ON
the fucked up child Jason bursting from the lake in the original Friday the 13th
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12h
it is once again 𝕾𝖕𝖔𝖔𝐤𝐲 𝕾𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 20h
Me on Sept 30 : Me on Oct 1st
prosaic Tilda Swinton from We Need To Talk About Kevin looking drained of her vital essencesecstatic vampire Tilda Swinton from 'Only Lovers Left Alice's, her mouth awash in blood
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 20h
🎃👻🧙‍♀️🍬
Stonks meme but the guy has a skeleton head and it says 'spooks'
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 01/10/2026
I would die happy if just once in my life I served this hard
vintage photo of a trio standing in front of a sign reading COFFEE SHOP the figure in the center is wearing a yellow mock turtleneck and a four button blue blazer with white slacks
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
LOGGING ON
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit
Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
ok we're making headway #shoegaze
screenshot of my new iPod renamed CATPOD and containing shoegaze albums from Blankenberge, No Joy, she's green and softlightsymphony
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
trying to improve the mental with some art 🎨
abstract drawing of squares in dip pen & colored pen
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
proof I make things that aren't ramen: FODMAP friendly pasta lunch
gluten free brown rice pasta with olive oil, sun dried tomatoes, toasted pine nuts, chicken & grated Parmesan
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
when u run out of olive oil but just spent your last twenty bucks putting three gallons of gas in your car
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
boring shut up nerd
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
'Point Blank' (1967) dir: John Boorman 📽️
Panavision shot of Lee Marvin walking down a brightly lit & completely deserted concourse
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
defending your Good Take in the replies
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
Mortal Kombat Fatality screen
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
why is Ethan Hawke doing Blue Steel on the poster of an Abel Ferrera movie? 📽️

poster for 'Zeroes and Ones' (2021) dir: Abel Ferrera 

Ethan Hawke loks like he's doing Zoolander's Blue Steel face
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
social media dot jpg
newspaper clipping of a tiny chick perched on a hand in front of some sort of large primitive microphone captioned 

you are now listening to a three hour old chick giving its opinion of things in general
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2026
art 🎨
abstract drawing of squares in black ink and colored pen
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2026
hmmmmmm
post above an image that didn't load
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2026
contacting the national salt council about a collab
original Masterpiece Theater host Alastair Cooke seated in a wood paneled room with his hand on a stack of books, his head has been replaced with Catbus and captioned 

Salt...the affordable luxury
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2026
I am the poorest person you know with 4 different types of salt in the pantry
four types of salt on my counter:
Morton iodized, Morton kosher, Diamond Crystal Kosher, Maldon sea salt
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2026
only one mug will do ☕
ceramic kitty mug of coffee
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2026
I've morning visitor
Vlad the gray cat sitting on the couch
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2026
clicking on a muted reply
DEAD DOVE do not eat meme 
Jason Bateman opens the bag and goes 
I don't know what I expected
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2026
Slimer fell on hard times after investing his Ghostbusters money with Bernie Madoff
roadside sign for haunted monster museum with a ghost sculpture that looks a little bit like Slimer if you squint
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 28/09/2026
whosever iPod this was did not share my musical tastes, at all, but they loved them some movie soundtracks and I can work with that until I get my itunes replacement situation sorted
ipod screen showing mostly movie soundtracks including GoldenEye, Godzilla, Grease  etc
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 28/09/2026
a habit I can't see to break w my stir fried ramen toppings is making too much- every time I go ok take it easy, pal and every time I make a pile that is wildly out of proportion and balance w the rest of the ingredients
bowl of ramen with way too many stir fried vegetables
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 28/09/2026
what are you gonna do, stab me meme
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 28/09/2026
this piece is a mess but I like this bit 🎨
detail of abstract showing a patch of smaller squares in graphite with some dip pen inking and highlights in alcohol marker
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 28/09/2026
morning art
abstract drawing of squares in graphite and colored pen
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026
progression 🎨
abstract drawing of squares in graphite & colored pen
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026
couldn't be me 💅 #shoegaze
YouTube thumbnail reading 

Normal person reviews Parannoul, After the Night
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026
listening to the new Parannoul EP and it ended and went straight into the 45 minute long live version of 'Into The Endless Night' so that's my morning booked #shoegaze
YouTube music interface showing Into the Endless Night (live) Parannoul 46:06
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026
have you noticed there are too many monsters and too few consequences? anyway, good morning
abstract drawing of squares in graphite & colored pen on a table with art supplies and a cup of coffee
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026
anyway it is once again #shoegaze Sunday
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026
order a cocktail invented after 1956 here and they'll never find your body
rundown building with a colorful sign reading MOONLIGHT Lounge
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026
LOGGING ON
a figure plunging headfirst toward the ground through a clear blue sky asking 

is this how I'm gonna die?
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026
the nine games thing
baldurs gate II
doom (2016)
Overwatch 
CounterStrike
Grim Fandango
Disco Elysium 
City of Heroes 
Half Life 2
Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026
can't speak for anyone else but what *I* mean is "I don't voluntarily listen to horseshit because life is finite"
what some folks really mean when they claim to have never heard 'Choosin' Texas'
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026
pokey the pony wearing a helmet looking shocked and disgusted
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026
cat wearing a tie:
I sure hope these residents are nice 

large factory with smokestacks and a large banner reading

RESIDENT EVIL
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026
the three little words every woman wants to hear
title card from 'Point Blank' reading

Filmed in PANAVISION®
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026
eternal Catbus thanks to @mathletesfoot.bsky.social for trading an identical but restored & working iPod for my dead one, and shipping it in bomb proof cocoon of packaging 🙏
30gig iPod resting on its protective packaging (big cardboard box, copious bubble wrap, paper towels & finally wrapped in a sizable microfiber cloth)
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/09/2026
trying to cheer myself up with gyoza
gyoza dipping sauce dipping sauce on a plate with Trader Joe's pork gyoza
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/09/2026
ceiling cat meme except it's the awful cinnamon toast creature captioned 

ceiling Cereal is watching you masturbate
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/09/2026
what in the fuck is going on
display of cinnamon toast crunch with a grotesque new Mascot close up of the monstrosity, a leering piece of cereal pulling a vile, bug eyed face
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/09/2026
trade request meme, the guys head has been replaced with Adonis, text reads

I receive               you receive
dinner                       vape
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