International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Microsoft Teams is the tech invention of the decade. Unwieldy, unresponsive, opaque and punishing to interact with, my office attempts to avoid it wherever possible. Our processes are now finely whittled nubs, red raw and wriggling in the daylight. 001
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. My festival is dying. 010
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Very rude to call it a mid-life crisis. My life is great actually, I just really want a sports car and a leather jacket. 020
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Today in reasons we can’t be trusted to have devolution: our local newspapers aren’t good enough. www.theguardian.com/politics/202... Thank you The Guardian (N1 9GU)theguardian.comLocal media needs support if devolution push is to succeed, publishers sayShift from Westminster risks weakening scrutiny as regional titles battle hostility, big tech and ‘news deserts’ 000
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I only read Natalan for the articles. 010
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International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 19/06/2026A beautiful moment when I realised who it was. 78!static.klipy.comMatt Damon De-Aging in Saving Private RyanALT: Matt Damon De-Aging in Saving Private Ryan 010
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 05/06/2026cat-bennett.medium.com/have-you-see...cat-bennett.medium.comHave you seen the new horse-riding meta?It’s mad, and I’m mad about it. 030
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Love to live at the coal face of 21st century decline. A short read for anyone interested in how and why Sunderland voted the way it did. 000
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Mums are always posting “Looks like everyone is having a great time x” 000
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Inside of me are two wolves: ‘Struggling with Portion Control’ and ‘I Love To Steal and eat Wolves’ 020
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 07/10/2025To my knowledge there was at most five or six photographs taken of me this last year. 000
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 29/09/2025After a few weeks of staring into the sun aimlessly I wrote something about my own small corner of the UK politics nightmare-scape. medium.com/@cat-bennett...medium.comIt is going to get worse before anything gets better.I’m writing this from my little flat just outside of Sunderland in a state of suspended dread. In roughly seven months, the century-old… 030
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 10/10/2023It would be awful to be a fish and not like being soggy. 000
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 25/09/2023Breakfast is fine, lunch is ok, but dinner? Now you’re cookin’. 010
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 21/09/2023Oh me? I run a macro-brewery. There’s a field of hops in Yemen, and a bucket of yeast in Lima. Slowly, I’ll turn the sky golden yellow, with notes of citrus and an oakey aftertaste. 010
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 18/09/2023A and 4 are cousins. So are B and 3. 3 and 8 are siblings. 5000 is a distant father. 110
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 12/09/2023Gregor Samsa awoke from uneasy dreams to find out he had been transformed into someone much hotter. His cantal tilt was improved and his jawline was more defined. He had predator eyes now. He had grown to a height above 6 foot. 011
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 04/09/2023Post-op? Pre-op? All the girls in MY computer are part of a psy-op! (Please like and subscribe for more truck humour.) 000
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 12/08/2023Wish you were here? I wish *I* was here. 000
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 17/07/2023If you got girl problems I feel bad for you son - I’ve got 99 problems and am capable of empathy. 010
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 10/07/2023I do not respect tennis. The net in the middle is exclusionary. 100
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 10/07/2023I’m concerned that the intermediate step of ‘I am holding the stinky trap’ might overshadow any subsequent successes. 110
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 10/07/2023Nat there is no outcome in which you will be happy with the results!!You could do a mega water blast if you (carefully!) fill the sink with boiling water and (carefully!) pull the plug. Bonus points if you can mix some baking soda in there. 110
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 04/07/2023I get so jealous when I see old people walking around. Blissful. No idea what a PDF is. Never heard a Take in their lives. 010
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 26/06/2023Rapper who just got into productivity hacks: ‘she pomo on my doro for 25 minutes’ 020
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 20/06/2023Why then persecute me? With your unblemished heart? 100
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 20/06/2023You can’t defeat me: I have so much less to lose than you. 100
International Man of Misery @catbox.bsky.social · 20/06/2023Finally I can post this without fear of reprisals. 590
