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Mel 💌 | royally married

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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 10h
They’re also the ONLY team where I’ve been able to hear their goal song (when at home) through the transmission. Is that not a thing for every team?
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 12h
Aw that’s cute! Reminds me of the Red Sox games I’ve gone to. Hearing random bits of seemingly random songs during the transmissions always makes me laugh. There’s so much going on already, it’s almost overstimulating 😭 but it does make sense that they want to keep the fans there engaged and awake
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 14h
Final thoughts 🧏🏻‍♀️ • murashov is definitely my fave penguin, the beating pulse of this game • genuinely shocked this went to SHOOTOUTS, my first one! Hard to watch my team lose but man, that was crazy • hope the pens can shake it off and give it their all tomorrow so mushy can have a break, man
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 15h
• i don’t get why random snippets of songs play during my seemingly random times 😭 can someone explain? • been a rough game to watch as a pen’s fan even if they’re only down by one • yet another game where I’m obsessed with murashov • rusty’s goal was yummy, at least • hoping for a better 3rd😬
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 17h
sports!barbie journal of the night 🏒🕺🏻 • pens x blue jackets tn 💛 • being the ref who gets to announce the penalty (especially against the home team) seems like the best job to have if you’re a natural shit-stirrer lol • once again so glad these team play so much I dedd needed the distraction tn
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I read Dube is still banned by Canada Hockey, if I’m not mistaken, but idk what that actually means. I’m assuming they can still play in Canada (nhl level) since they’re signed to American teams, right?
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fr. I knew going in about the rapists on the Vegas team and the Oilers, if I’m not mistaken, so I made sure to keep my distance from them. Also strongly dislike those nasty sets of brothers who were in team USA, so whatever team they’re all on I’m against. But I’m sure there’s more and it’s scary 🤢
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
absolutely sick! also, it’s disheartening to find out the players union had a part in making it possible for them to be active players
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yay!! Congratulations, love! ❤️
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can see that! Especially after the gq shoot and all the talk about how he’s the youngest captain and is apparently the heart and glue of the sharks! Anytime I see coverage on him and Will i think of Shane and Hayden lol
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah I didn’t love the commentators on my stream tn. The amount of times they mentioned Mack’s absence was insane. I read the ruling was overturned, so it makes sense they’re all more than willing to bury his past, but finding out—and after i had felt so bad for him when he went down— made me sick.
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Felt sick to my stomach when I saw that he was fine & back on the ice and managed to score! Even worse when the commentators praised him and talked about how it’s his first nhl goal, but of course left out the tidbit that he was gone for so long bc he’d been previously SUSPENDED for being a rapist!
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
final thoughts 🧏🏻‍♀️ • FINALLY A WIN 🎉 It’s been a tough week for my teams, oof. Super stoked to see one of them win again, OT win at that! • absolutely despised finding out about the rapist that we were playing against tn and felt actually sick when he scored a goal and the commentators praised him
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it has come to my attention that the player I felt for when I watched him get injured is a convicted rapist, so… hope his brain scattered with that hit, actually. a personal lesson in not feeling bad for these hockey men preemptively 🤢
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
• one of the teams I’m rooting for, the sharks, are playing without their big shot cap, and it’s insane how many times the commentators point it out (and how it’s terrible for the team, essentially). It kinda feels like I’m in a fic when a team plays w/o Ilya or Shane • injuries are hard to watch 😕
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
sim! e pior que no começo dessa temporada os times que venho acompanho conseguiram vários gols quando tinham pp, então pensei ahh é isso mesmo. mas quanto mais jogos assisto, mais percebo que não é bem por aí kk.
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
• Another surprise for me was how many times power plays don’t lead to any goals at all. Which might seem obvious now that I say it “out loud”, but I fear was not 🤪 • sometimes the transmissions do a “follow the puck” thing where they show the name of who has possession and I wish it was constant
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
sports!barbie journal of the night 🏒🕺🏻 • It’s cool how often games are on, there’s always something to watch at night. • On that note, was watching the habs game before the sharks play, and got to watch a player lose his blade mid play. Didn’t know that happens. Made for some very funny moments 😭
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I did!! I watched it liv3 last night. Very cute. Laughed to myself when I realize the name of one of his kids is Ilya!
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yay! It’s been a fun distraction from real life problems lol
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alright, final thoughts 🧏🏻‍♀️ • someone who knows their stuff could probably defend the penguins (I mean they only lost by 2), but as someone who watches just on vibes, it wasn’t the best game.. • sometimes the caps looked really fluid when they were passing between players, it was pretty to watch lol
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I did!! Weird article, he must’ve been eked out. This new nhl marketing strategy to reach a female audience has been so clumsy 😭 I heard about the ovi controversy. Knowing this is his last season makes sense now, I read a recent interview where he said, more than once, that Russia is home.
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
• guess this is what watching Hollander x Rozanov looks like in the gcu (the commentators talk about them excessively) • ngl, reading the gcu books led me to believe face offs would be a lot more exciting than they actually are 🫠 • it’s been SO hard to identify who’s defense/forwards during games
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
sports!barbie journal of the night 🏒🕺🏻 • idk much nor who the “good” teams are so as I’ve watched games I’ve been getting to decide for myself, and the caps are really impressing me tn lol • I know there’s a lot of talk of Shane and Ilya being based on Sid and Ove so I’m excited they’re playing rn
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
would’ve been preferable if it hadn’t been against the team I was rooting for but alas…
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well… I got to watch my first empty-netter tonight.
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this just gave me the shivers lmao
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the other night a commentator was saying how a player (can’t remember his name :/) played through the end of the season with a broken foot, and I know we read stuff like that in fics all the time, but knowing it genuinely happens is so wild. how does one even skate on a broken foot?
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Penguins vs Jets! I figured fans wouldn’t be happy with the loss and naturally blame defense, that always happens in soccer too, but it still felt like a really cool game to watch. & especially with the focus on the goalies, who are in their 1st year 😭 alas, it seems hockey twitter was NOT amused
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
people are being mean to the baby goalie and it’s pissing me off. I hate that men have access the internet.
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
laughing my ass off at the fact that I was so hype during the whole game, especially enthralled during the 3rd period, and everyone on twitter is calling it a shit show and an embarrassment 😭 I guess sometimes not knowing a damn thing is actually the preferable way to enjoy sports
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Best decision, that was so fun! The 3rd period was electric, with 4 goals in as many minutes between both teams! Kept me on the edge of my seat until the very last second! Even as a newbie I could tell this was a goalies game, and WOW, insanely impressive. Stevenson’s 1st nhl game and he’s a beast!
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bauer is so scary omg, I feel like I’m inside tough guy.
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Highlights of my sports!barbie night so far: - the goalies starting are still babies in the league (Murashov is just 22) but they’re killing it - the only goal so far was scored by a player who’s number is 81 (I did in fact scream) and he’s only 19! - first the goal didn’t count but then it did!
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Idk much but damn, so far Murashov is the real star of this game.
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve chosen the penguins game for no valid reason other than that their Saturday night game a was more entertaining than the Shark’s #tome. And bc I’m now a Sid and Malkin enjoyer 🙂‍↕️
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hockey enthusiasts pls help lmao. which is probable to be a better a game: wpg vs pit or sj vs dal?
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Currently stressed out bc I can’t decide if I want to the sharks or the penguins tonight 😭
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I will be tuned in!
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Started my first “saturday night hockey” experience lusting over veterans from the penguins and habs, and finished it feeling maternal over the baby sharks scoring their goals and racking up assists. Great time all around. Go sports!
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Their goal song is perfection! I’m enchanted lmao
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mtl x Pit was such a cool game to watch, especially as a beginner. I feel like I saw a little bit of everything there is to see with this one lol. Going into my 2nd game of the night (LA x SJ - go Sharks!) and all I know going into this one is that kings are always really good in the HR fics 😭
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s never an excuse, especially not for the atrocities like those committed in the Cornell gang rape. But they DO teach you very early on to keep your damn mouth shut and stick to your “brothers/sisters”, and it’s part of the reason why these inhumane acts keep happening across campuses.
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It fosters the worst under the guise of brotherhood/sisterhood. When you tell someone who’s not in it the things you go through, every person will ask why you put up with it. And the thing is, their manipulation tactics are INCREDIBLY effective, especially on 18yo living alone for the 1st time.
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Endured actual torture before I quit and had to deal with the President threatening me not to tell the uni a damn thing at my exit interview. It was glaringly obvious the whole thing was a giant “don’t ask don’t tell” system. Greek life instills the very worst of humanity in every single member.
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As someone who rushed a sorority that had us walk in pairs all around campus bc one of the main objectives of our “brother” fraternity was to have their pledges kidnap us (only fair game if we were alone, of course 🙄), I learned at 18 that Greek life as a whole should not exist.
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“I understand the price anxiety charges the body, Alex..” “God forbid you go a day without the petrol you confuse for caffeine..” “it’s hardly due to a lack of options, we have more food than we even need..” “Enough has to be enough..” “Raising our children by myself, is that the future you want?”
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
39yo Alex—husband, girl dad, lawyer—has a gastritis flare so strong that it takes him to the hospital. Years of bad decisions catching up to his stomach. The lecture from his gp is embarrassing. The silent treatment from H is worse. But the scolding he gets when H finally speaks breaks his heart.
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
plus all the anxiety and skipped meals over the years, my man is truly on the way to having a stomach ulcer by the time he reaches 40.
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Mel 💌 | royally married @catalinajune.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alex getting two UTIs during that first year in ny and wanting to **** himself once he realizes he has to go to a clinic and that’s there’s a chance it WILL get back to Zahra, someway somehow.
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