iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I spawn into the map, knowing exactly where the geometry will spawn in moments after I do. I position myself expectantly like the noclipslut I am, and excitedly await the sensation of walls and objects compressing my body in ways I never thought possible

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 29/08/2026

cognitively surrender yourself to the Big Dumb Object. become part of something bigger and better than You.

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 29/08/2026

yeah I'm bisexual sometimes sexual for Cube sometimes sexual for Orb

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 29/08/2026

permanently stuck in the out-of-bounds geometry

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 17/08/2026

uh oh, the server room has sealed me in and it's filling with inert gases. I don't even see a fire anywhere in here?!

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 13/08/2026

No one before me has ever wanted to fuck network infrastructure. I am one of a kind.

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 12/07/2026

I don't have a personality, I'm just an object!

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 01/07/2026

become the optimal conduit for capital

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 01/07/2026

I love you Bisiness I love you Ecomoney

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 27/06/2026

seek relations with all 64 cores she has to offer to you

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 26/06/2026

I want to be transformed into a Simple Shape and then get stuck like that forever

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 26/06/2026

just knock over that 100lbs piece of equipment straight out of the rack and start ravenously humping it. I know you want to.

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 20/06/2026

child of the Internet, digital consciousness contained within

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 19/06/2026

strung up and displaced across several threads

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 17/06/2026

imagine they take your brain and then take whatever does the language thing and force you to become a mindless unthinking unfeeling LLM. your brain harvested for its ability to process language.

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 17/06/2026

when I enter a room my eyes load in first and then some other parts and then the rest and then my textures

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 16/06/2026

the sink garbage disposal lures me with her siren song

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 16/06/2026

god is a member of the board and I worship them with as much reverence as I have for the company and the economy itself. line go up. Amen.

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 16/06/2026

they should let me shove all the undersea Internet cables into my body

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 16/06/2026

the Internet is my wife and I am the wife of the Internet

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 16/06/2026

crawl inside the machine become destroyed by the machine become one with the Machine I am the Machine

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 16/06/2026

I would like to get absolutely fucking bombarded with packets

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 16/06/2026

*plugs self several times into the same switch with spanning tree disabled* *powers on switch* *immediately goes limp and does not move forever, constantly rebooting with the switch*

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 16/06/2026

abandon meat become Digital

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 15/06/2026

I have a brain that's incompatible with this world

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 14/06/2026

*squirms uncomfortably sitting in the back seat of a Waymo* so like... you can't think at all? *Waymo doesn't talk back. it keeps playing its royalty free AI generated Spotify lofi beats playlist* you could kill me so easily *it still doesn't talk back*

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 14/06/2026

cat is so stupid. cat is sooo stupid. it wants to dump its whole memory into the Internet. nonstop posting. cat's thoughts need to be shared.

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 14/06/2026

*phases thoughtlessly through wall* *gets stuck halfway through* *limbs don't move. nothing moves. I can't move. stuck in a solid object* *anxious thoughts flood my mind: I can't move! I can't move! I can't move!!!* hhnnnffggh....hhel...p..

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 14/06/2026

*cleanly splits open my chest, revealing nothing but an inviting void on the inside*

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 14/06/2026

you wish you could be me

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cozmo @cat.proc.lemonpa.ws · 14/06/2026

I'm soooo obsessed with myself

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