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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Weddings should have a slide show of the couple’s exes and all the guests get to boo and throw bottles at the screen

Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

It’s such a burden, being the only person in the entire country who completely understands basketball, politics, and what to do at a flashing yellow traffic light. I feel so alone sometimes.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

When I was growing up all the gas stations had FREE windshield cleaner fluid right at the pumps. Nowadays they make you go inside and BUY the drinks.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Usually when you hear a guy defied a court order it means there’ll be an opening for a new line cook soon.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Wife: you smell like French fries Me: oh…? Wife: not in a sexy way Me: oh

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

You make every room feel like an escape room ❤️

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Just got to mansplain gaslighting. Truly exhilarating. All the women in line at this McDonald’s thanked me.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Remember when Obama wore a tan suit?

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

More like JV Dance, this guy’s coreo sucks

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Staring into the abyss is played out. We’re staring into the middle distance now dawg, try to keep up.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Your grandpa at your wedding reception sitting through the song about skeeting on windows and walls as he waits for sparkler time

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

The most important thing I’ve learned in all my years as a theoretical physicist is that most people won’t question it if you just start saying you are one.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Why does NASCAR always gotta make it about race??

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Please stop sharing videos from the dunk contest of that white dude jumping over another man. It’s very triggering for people who’ve been dunked on by a guy in church shoes at their local YMCA, even though No Dunking is specifically stated in the rules posted on the gym wall.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Bout to cook a hotdog and it’s probably O Mayerrrrrrrrrrrr

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Another exhausting week of hiding my little light under a bushel.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Using a saw that cuts at a specific angle and it’s probably a miterrrrrrrrrrrr

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

The audio is messed up at the middle school show choir competition and there’s a group of about 75 of us like minded free thinking dads ready to do a January 6th on the sound booth.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Ugh so awkward the barista just said “have a good day” and I accidentally said “stay gold Ponyboy.”

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

You can’t spend your days just waiting around for something bad to happen. You have to get out there and MAKE bad things happen for YOURSELF.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

We can only afford eggs OR paper towels this week, not both. I’m leaning eggs but what if one breaks and we need to clean it up? What then? Am I taking off my shirt and cleaning up with that? So I’m just eye candy to you now? Just a shirtless piece of meat cleaning up egg yolks off the floor? Jesus

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Don’t talk to me unless your piggly wiggly has gummy bears on the salad bar

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Crunchwraps just hit different after midnight, I’m going gremlin mode on these hoes

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

My wife hadn’t heard the “Gulf of America” thing and when I told her she rolled her eyes so hard they fell out of her head onto the table. Heading to the ER now with her eyes in a bag of ice. Please pray for us, I can’t support two kids and a blind woke wife alone in Trump’s America.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

They’re releasing all the January 6th folks from prison so Georgia fans go ahead and reserve your football tickets now before they sell out.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Piggly Wiggly cashier told me there’s a sale on Starkist Tuna Creations this week if I download the app. Had to flash my wedding ring so she didn’t get the wrong idea.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Yes ma’am I’m bout as southern as sweet tea and shared weather related trauma

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Caught a whiff of the devil’s lettuce after Santa rolled through in the fire truck.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Midwife is such a mean thing to call someone, I’m sure her husband thinks she’s beautiful

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Our elf on the shelf just opened the bottle of Sancerre I was saving for Christmas, slapped my wife’s ass, and told me to “take a hike big dog” what the hell

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Looking for fun, FREE date ideas for the holidays? Well don’t bother, she doesn’t even like you man

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Wedding Cop: you see that right there? (He nods at the dance floor crowded with revelers, gyrating joyfully to T-Pain’s Booty Wurk, celebrating the union of this couple one cheek at a time. Left cheek, love. Right cheek, commitment) Me: yeah Cop: that’s what’s wrong with America

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

How could you play this song when you know my grandmother just died in a shawty fire on the dance floor

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Georgia vs Texas should be fun. It’s an elite matchup of some of the best 2nd tier teams in the entire country.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Most babies begin crying the moment they are born. Huge mistake. Is that really the first impression you want to give the doctors and nurses? These are highly influential medical professionals. Staying calm and focusing on networking could yield huge dividends down the road.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

It’s like my grandfather always used to say: “If you can’t stand the smoke, don’t let the big dog off the porch.” We had no idea what he was talking about a lot of the time, especially towards the end there, but we would always nod and agree with him out of respect.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Hunter Biden??? But I barely know her!!!!

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Gotta run a quick errand down 280. If I’m not back by next year’s harvest someone please marry my wife and help her raise my children.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

They hate to watch me walk away but they love to see me go (flat ass, kinda annoying)

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

What’s important is that we all learned a valuable lesson about sportsmanship or something. Character maybe. Perseverance?

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Don’t forget to leave a case of Ultra and a can of Skoal on your porch for the Iron Bowl fairy tonight!

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

You used to be able to get some incredible door buster deals on Black Friday. Nowadays a lot of folks have those ring cameras.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

The best part of any recipe is right at the end when it says “salt and pepper to taste.” That’s my time to shine and really express myself through the culinary arts.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Tell your mom I said “Happy Thanksgiving.” She’ll know what it means.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Remember, every week can be Hate Week if you have enough hate in your heart.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

*ducking under the blades of my private helicopter* I just feel like the democrats didn’t do enough to address the needs of real working class blue collar voters you know?

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Blessed to be pretty well aligned with my extended family, politically speaking. Some of yall are gonna have an extra glass of Pinot Grigio this holiday season and get yourself written out of the will.

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Casual Thursday @casualthursday.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Twerking to the holiday piano player at the galleria Von Maur.

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