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Casual Cap-Skips

@casualcapskips.bsky.social
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I wished for the ability to post silly nonsense for people to see, monkey's paw curled it's finger and now I'm here :/

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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
If you need help getting through any of the hotels, check out the
A recreation of the Hotel Mario Instruction Booklet in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Bro really said "It's dangerous to take this, go alone!"
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Me fr fr
Four Miis in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, standing around a book saying "All praise the Project Hail Mary"
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
@jinjo.bsky.social I gotta question, pal
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I've had the line "You slumber, a cucumber" stuck in my head for like 4 months and I KNEW it was from Xavier Renegade Angel but I didn't bother to look it up and now that I've confirmed it I think that it's still gonna be stuck in my head
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Can't believe he said this
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I've conquered my Everest. Your "Fo' sho'!"s have no power over me any longer!
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Rhythm Heaven Whiplash: Why do you suppose I just hurled a tambourine at your head, Chorus Kid. I- I don't know- Sure you do. The A's? Were you tapping or were you swiping? I- don't Start singing. A- Aaaa-- In SYNC, DAMNIT! aaa, Aaa, (slap) AAA aaa, Aaa, (slap) AAA TOGETHER NOW-- AAAAAA!!!
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I don't WANT to verify with the code sent to my email. I don't WANT to set up a Face ID. I don't WANT to reenter my password for the nine-thousandth time. I want to stay LOGGED IN TO THINGS! I WANT TO OPEN MY EMAIL! I WANT TO BE FREE!!!!!!
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The people yearn for physical media It's me. I'm the people. I yearn. Give me DVD or give me death
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
(I've been waiting two weeks to post this and slept in both times)
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
TRUUUEEEE!!!!
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"Woah, is that Spamton G. Spamton?" "SCOTT YOU [Little Sponge] SHE WAS [Only $16.99!]"
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Keegan Michael Key to join live-action Undertale movie as Flowey the Flower AND ZENDAYA IS ALPHYS 🎶
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The Star Fox Movie (2028). Calling it now.
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
She "Wubadubadub is that true?" on my "Whoa, you go big guy!" till I "Pose for the fans!"
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
In the musical Wicked, the song "Popular" includes the line "Think of it as personality dialysis", which implies that not only does kidney failure exist in the land of Oz, but also that they know how to treat it.
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The day of tomfoolery is at hand. Trust no one. Believe nothing. Everyone is lying to you. It is April. And you shall not be their fool.
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Return the slab
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Sakurai coming up with the plot of Smash Bros:
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Screw Death Battle powerscaling, who wins in a "Mold-off?" Ethan Winters (RE Village) or a wet house with a space heater?
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
WAS KOJI KONDO HIGH WHEN HE WROTE NAVI'S FLIGHT THEME WHAT DO YOU **MEAN** 13/16?!!??
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
the j
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
LINEBECK MENTIONED RAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS A CEILA!!!!!
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Torracat is superior to Incineroar. You took my scrunkly little bunkus and turned him into Rey Mysterio and I won't take that lightly.
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Chat is this the unimaginable horrors caused by man's hubris or am I tripping
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This was not even in reference to Timothée Chalamet so I have no clue
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
A few days ago the phrase "He put his whole Timothée Chalamussy into that role" entered my brain with malicious intent and I haven't stopped thinking about it
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I've given you a 6. You take the 9, the meme ends, you say nice, and we move on. You take the 7, and I show you just how deep the brainrot goes.
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I'm about to crash _________ A) out B) (fall asleep) C) my car D) bandicoot Choose wisely, friends
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Made a meme template a while back and thought I'd share. Top pic is from Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
It would be so awesome... It would be so cool...
It would be so awesomeIt would be so cool
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Epic rap battles of HISTORYYYYYYYY sand... VS! A 4000 degree CLAY OVEEEEN BEGIN Sand: Yo, I'll be clear with you a second, I-- Glass: Wait hold on I wasn't finished
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I am the youngest person ever
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
TRUUUUUEEE!!!
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
IT'S NOT A FREE TRIAL IF YOU HAVE TO PUT IN YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION IT'S NOT A FREE TRIAL IF YOU HAVE TO PUT IN YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION IT'S NOT A FREE TRIAL IF YOU HAVE TO PUT IN YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION IT'S NOT A FREE TRIAL IF YOU HAVE TO PUT IN YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION IT'S NOT
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa*. (I misplaced the hyphen)
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
As someone who unironically loves the Mortal Kombat movie from 1995, one of the hardest losses during the in memoriam segment of tonights Academy Awards was the inimitable Cary Hiroyuki-Tagawa. Rest in peace.
Cary Hiroyuki-Tagawa as Shang Tsung (Mortal Kombat, 1995)
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
"I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Shadow the Hedgehog." "Damn"
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) is a cruddy, poorly written, abysmal movie and I hate it.
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Mortal Kombat (1995) is a fun, phenomenal, campy as hell movie and I love it.
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Not with your little caesar, you won't
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Cold open of an action movie where all the A-list actors who were used for the promotional material immediately die, and then we pan over to a very mortified Josh Gad and the rest of the movie is him desperately trying to play every other role in the film. This goes on for 90 minutes of runtime.
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
What is a minute? A miserable little pile of seconds! But enough time, have at you! - Tick-Tockula, Clockslevania
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Aypo's a little busy at the moment
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
👏IIIII 👏SUP👏POSE! 🙌HEY
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I appreciate that in House M.D. he's only ever shown playing Metroid games. They're puzzle games that require a lot of backtracking after you unlock new information and abilities. It makes sense for his character. But also, they really named their Sherlock HOLMES character "HOUSE" didn't they
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
It's always "What are you doing in my house" and never "How are you doing in my house" 🥀
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Casual Cap-Skips @casualcapskips.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
*explodes myself with my amazing superpower of exploding myself*
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