Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Thanks for a fun night of snark, once a year pals! Love y'all. #dragonconmasquerade 090
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026No awards to the doggo, none to owl lady. HarrUMPH. #dragonconmasquerade 170
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The camera guy has never shown as much dedication as just now, following that bulge across the stage. ☠️ #dragonconmasquerade 070
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I want to be mean about the skit (horrible) and the costumes (not great), but the failed quick change made her cry so...yeah. Moving on. #dragonconmasquerade 071
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If this skit is supposed to make me want to make the world a better place, this is NOT the way to go about it. #dragonconmasquerade 161
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"We're all mad here" certainly applies to this one. So... in character? #dragonconmasquerade 040
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The room was impressed by the tortle shell thing. Good job, wizard. #dragonconmasquerade 020
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Did anyone have Walter White striptease on their bingo card? #dragonconmasquerade 020
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I don't know this fandom, but now I'm wondering whether that dude goes to the ophthalmologist to get his eyes checked, or to the dentist. #dragonconmasquerade 120
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Meta joke or finally a Stormtrooper who knows his job? I'll take either, tbh. #dragonconmasquerade 000
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Is Anson Mount drunk? Did he move into the dumpster that Eddie left behind? Someone do a wellness check. #dragonconmasquerade 030
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I admit I don't really "get" dancing, but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't look like this. #dragonconmasquerade 030
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Puppy! Okay you win by default. Give the good boy a treat! #dragonconmasquerade 050
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Once again someone didn't get the message that a costume reveal is supposed to be impressive. #dragonconmasquerade 030
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Congratulations, weird costume guy with big sword! You win... debilitating back problems in your near future! #dragonconmasquerade 030
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I guess the hat is technically impressive? But it all feels like a coke-fueled local ad spot. #dragonconmasquerade 030
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Don't tell me what my favorite celestial body is, random contestant. #dragonconmasquerade 030
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Wings! And a cool costume! I like this one. It's quiet and elegant. It doesn't make me want to drink, or cry. #dragonconmasquerade 040
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Worst wig of the night? Calling it now. #dragonconmasquerade 020
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Sorry to everyone in the feed, I think I died of old age while that skit was still going. #dragonconmasquerade 050
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Anson Mount announcing the winner with all the liveliness of a hungover Pulse bar victim. #dragonconmasquerade 040
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Horny camera operator? What was that aborted slow pan? #dragonconmasquerade 140
Reposted by Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️shannonsellsout.bsky.social @shannonsellsout.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Anson's podcast is called The Well... Soon it's gonna be The Well to Live. #dragonconmasquerade 064
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Well, failed furry colorguard applicant is a new combination of words in the universe. #dragonconmasquerade 160
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Okay, seeing the tiny girl smash an older boy with a cartoony hammer makes this one my fave (yes, I know we've only seen two kid acts, I stand by it!) #dragonconmasquerade 010
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026This was cute until it went long enough for a brief drum break. #dragonconmasquerade 041
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Incoming snark! Dusting this account off for the #dragonconmasquerade 060
Reposted by Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️Kat // #CrewForLife @menchekia.bsky.social · 30/08/2025We're smaller but still feral at #DragonCon! #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #CrewForLife #DragonCon2025 #OurFlagMeansDragonCon 118112
Reposted by Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️Jordan Maison @jordanmaison.com · 01/09/2025RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother. 564223524551
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 01/09/2025At least Best in Show is an actual costume and looks kickass, thank you judges!! #dragonconmasquerade 140
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 01/09/2025This has gone on for THREE HOURS. How are the contestants still awake? How am *I* still awake? #dragonconmasquerade 350
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 01/09/2025So much mention of the death square but no real results yet. Checkhov is pissed. #dragonconmasquerade 120
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 01/09/2025We're never seeing those Stormtroopers ever again, are we. :( #dragonconmasquerade 360
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Me when there's no quick change costume reveal: so it fits badly on purpose? #dragonconmasquerade 040
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 01/09/2025If this keeps going much longer I might start wishing for the fire alarm to go off again. #dragonconmasquerade #househilton 040
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 01/09/2025That was not The Duck; we will accept no substitutions. #dragonconmasquerade 030
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Maybe the contest will end in time for next year's con. #dragonconmasquerade 261
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Okay Saint Joanne is awesome, I love the knitting needle headdress. #dragonconmasquerade 041
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Trust the #dragonconmasquerade contestants to try and bribe the hosts with trash. They really get Eddie! 030
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 01/09/2025That exciting skit content known as...taking notes, silently. Good thing the costume looks nice. #dragonconmasquerade 020
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Guys, if you're gonna whip off a sheet like it's a cool reveal, the thing underneath needs to be actually impressive. #dragonconmasquerade 040
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 01/09/2025I think Tony might actually kill that girl for startling him, that was ice cold snark! #dragonconmasquerade 020
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Proud of Eddie for making it this far before he got tired of reading. #dragonconmasquerade 130
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Someone hook disco Saruman up with the Gandalf Big Naturals I saw in the lobby earlier. #dragonconmasquerade 030
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 01/09/2025So Rasputin was scolding the girl from the Ring, is that what that was? I think I nodded off. #dragonconmasquerade 020
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 01/09/2025The skit might actually be draining my will to live. So much negative charisma, critical fail levels here. #dragonconmasquerade 020
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 01/09/2025I see the #dragonconmasquerade tag is trending, along with such classic hits as nsfw, furry, and of course the timelessly simple "cock." Love that for us. 191
Bethany 💜♠️🏴☠️ @castalia.bsky.social · 01/09/2025There's the bingo square for "past (their prime) color guard kid" stamped. #dragonconmasquerade 150