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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is genuinely unconscionable
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I have spent 16 hours of my life listening to one specific Cat Empire song. Somebody should have stopped me.
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
they are now using the wicker man as a maypole, I'm not sure this is biblically accurate
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I'm in white people land, wish me luck gang
Borderers. Imagine Morris dancers but a bit different A guy in a wicker man costume walking down the street??
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Zak Brown has been killed and eaten. have mclaren not suffered enough???
A cropped Formula E headline from The Race: "Jaguar captures McLaren boss..."
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
same energy
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
there's some pretty sick trees around. feel like we're really sleeping on trees tbh
A fucking spectacular tree, all the branches are crossing each other in a way that makes it unsymmetrical in a pleasing way. There are many other trees in the background but this is clearly the alpha tree
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
can't wait to die in a generational flood caused by Wubbo
2025 / 2026 Storm Names

A Amy

H Hannah

O Oscar

B Bram

I Isla

P Patrick

C Chandra

J Janna

R Ruby

D Dave

K Kasia

S Stevie

T Tadhg

E Eddie

L Lilith

F Fionnuala

M Marty

V Violet

G Gerard

N Nico

W Wubbo
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Trying to check my DMs, but unfortunately bluesky is aggressively gender affirming for me specifically (not real)
WE CAN'T BE SURE THAT IMAGE WAS OF A REAL FACE

TRY AGAIN
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
If Zack doesn't win, best of luck to Ron. Shame he wasn't at the debates but I'm sure he'll smash it 💚
A screenshot of my GPEW vote - Zack is first, RON is second. There are no other votes.
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
this guy specifically
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
'cocaine, whatever. Just stop exploiting animals please.' I AM ABSOLUTELY HOWLING
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Never let your enemies know your next move x
A selfie in Front of a dark graffiti background. I'm wearing thick eyeliner, a teal cap, black sports bra, and a crop coarse mesh rainbow top.
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Oh the ads are horrendous, do not open in chrome lol Basically they built an alternative route in 2008, built this extension more recently as an emergency annex for a family member, kept a doorway with the footpath leading through it, then this happened:
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
mfs will really think they're in the silent majority of gays who hate trans people while the 11th biggest city in the UK currently looks like this
a photo of Bristol pride, looking forward from the middle of the march. There are thousands of people visible, fading into the distance. Terfs are notably absent.
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
too late man, you broke the moon :/
Screenshot of a Reddit post with a video of a telescope and the title 'moon is a glowing yellow ball, can't see any crators, please help'
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Bumper month so far in the UK. Flying ant day AND so-hot-supermaeket-fridges-die day within a week!
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
have the senior officers tried not being massive babies about it?
A daily mail article about police chiefs saying that the smell of weed makes them feel unsafe
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
At least I'm hot with it 🌚
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
get you a cass that does both
me with purple shoulder length hair, a scrappy black dress, and a dangly choker me with no hair and a butterfly bandana, stripy button shirt with cheetahs, suspenders, and grey trousers
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Like even the most corporate image-managed artists I can think of famously performed in front of and/or wearing flags???
Spice girls, one of whom is wearing a flagThe Spice Girls, draped in UK/US flags
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Creators famously love working with Adobe, I'm hearing this all the time
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
alternatively,
Green Party logo
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Important to remember that Corbyn's Labour got 0.6m more votes in 2019 than Starmer's Labour did in 2024. Starmer didn't win the election, Sunak lost it.
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
King John fantasising about the 'Large Card' he was riding out to the arse end of Berkshire to collect in 1215:
A photo of a person opening a comically large birthday card
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
i'm on the seatrans diet
A big orange boat with SEATRANS on the side
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Genuinely wouldn't have been able to make the king's honours list up if I was trying to be satirical:
BBC News Screenshot:

Leicestershire recipients

Commander of the Order of the British Empire (CBE)

Andy Smith - Derby City Council, for services to disadvantaged and vulnerable children
Paul Livingston – Lockheed Martin UK, for services to the defence industry
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
hear me out
trans drake meme except it literally just says 'america bad' both times
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Because Rowling gets a bigger paycheck? It's actually incredibly simple???
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I am humbly submitting this obviously better route for your consideration, using the great big open space that has just been made available opposite Temple Meads:
A hastily-drawn poorly thought-out alternative route through the centre of Bristol over a google maps screenshot
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Bristol: I know you are very excited about the little bit of tram money you just got, but I am BEGGING YOU NOT TO BUILD THIS ROUTE The reason the M32 was built there was because it was, and still is, a massive gap in the suburbs. Nobody lives there. Why would you serve it with a tram?
An image of the proposed new bristol tram route. It goes from nowhere, misses the station, then follows a motorway?
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
gender loss began in the north of england
[Wikipedia screenshot] Gender loss began in the north of England; the south-east and the south-west Midlands were the most linguistically conservative regions, and Kent retained traces of gender in the 1340s.[5] Late 14th-century London English had almost completed the shift away from grammatical gender,[5] and Modern English retains no morphological agreement of words with grammatical gender.[8]
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
well yeah, hopefully? that is sort of the bare minimum knowledge requirement of baking??
A delivery van that says "we know our PUFF PASTRY from our SHORTCRUST" on the side
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
It's not *not* a fiat
A lada riva police car with the front passenger door ajar (it may be permanently ajar)
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
the labour party (a visual timeline) 1997 2010 2016 2025
The original album art for Things Can Only Get Better by D:REAMExtremely fucked, almost illegible, glitched image of D:REAM's Things Can Only Get BetterCover of Waiting For The Great Leap Forwards, by Billy Bragg A really, really fucked up D:REAM cover
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
My favourite thing about landlords is that they are so unfamiliar with the concept of solidarity that they will often just turn on other landlords and accidentally advocate for tenants
A post from landlords UK with a photo of paint peeling from a wall:

Landlords, this bathroom wall was plastered and painted fresh before the current tenants moved in . This is after 2 years today . I checked the loft and didn’t seems leaking . So probably caused by the humidity after using shower . The bathroom has a windows but they didn’t seems use it and keep the air flow . So ….what should I do about it ?  They didn’t plan to move out , so should I repaint the wall at my own cost or leave until they move out charging from the deposit?A screenshot of various replies from other landlords all saying that this is clearly the fault of the original landlord for using shit paint and not installing an extractor fan
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
If I had a nickel every time an inept alt-right failed-upwards politician killed an internationally renowned monarch within a month of taking office etc
The queen meeting Liz Truss just before she diedJD Vance meeting the pope just before he died
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
boymoding 😌
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
what kind of human factors nightmare is this
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
no it's not + dem strategist + same old shit + casual queerphobia + don't make me look at that
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I mean,
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
LAMBS
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
hamilton washed :/
Lewis Hamilton with the same background, but the logos are not aligned :(
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Leclerc starting the season strong by winning the first round of HP™ Connect Four
An interview with Ferrari driver Charles Leclerc. The HP logos on the wall behind him and on his jacket are in a straight diagonal line
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I'm sorry what
Amazon listing for nondescript generic shelf brackets with the description:

TERF® London Shelf Bracket White 100mm X 75mm (4 X 3 inch) Wall Mounted Shelving Support Corner Brackets Book Shelf Bracket Floating Shelve Bracket and Multi Purpose Use - Pack of 10
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
The way I see it, we have two choices to evaluate. First is the most obvious: perpendicular pitches. Two refs, four keepers, simultaneous perpendicular kick-offs. Potential disadvantages: injuries stopping both matches, catastrophic blunt force trauma from side swipes, need to remodel stadiums.
Two football pitches from above, overlaid at 90 degrees to each other
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Bit of a diversion to get to Ireland though
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
If you drove to South Holland you would pass Wales (South Yorkshire) and Scotland (Lincolnshire)
Map screenshot of Wales, South Yorkshire Map screenshot of Scotland, Lincolnshire
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the cass ✨ @cassesque.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Thinking about that time that South Holland District Council (England) were so fed up with being confused with the Dutch South Holland that they got themselves a distinctive flag to cement their visual identity. To ensure there was no ambiguity, they went with tulips and canals.
The flag of South Holland (England). It's unspeakably awful in a very 1990s way. As well as having SOUTH HOLLAND DISTRICT COUNCIL emblazoned across it, it features a green field with a white canal winding through it and a stylised red tulip.
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