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Casper Fox

@casperfox.bsky.social
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You don't get to 500 million imaginary friends without making a few imaginary enemies. Award winning boyfriend. 2001 Deep River, Ontario Jitterbug Champion.

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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Homer doesn't sleep in a racecar bed. He sleeps in a big bed with his wife.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jim Bakker's writing career had quite a one-two punch, just 2 years apart:
His books:

- I Was Wrong (1996)
- Prosperity and the Coming Apocalypse (1998)
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Infamous box office "failure" Popeye:
Budget: 20 million
Box Office:  60 million
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Which character I am most like in fiction? I am going to go with the gentleman dandy from the opening credits of Cheers shown immediately before the "created by" card.
The dandy in question. I think I'll call him "Noel."
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was the 70s. Michael McDonald could get you pregnant over the radio.
Summary story: Adopted Missouri Man discovers his biological father is Doobie Brothers singer Michael McDonald.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know whoever wrote this has their heart in the right place but please don't compare trans athletes to rapists, even in a positive example. Don't invite the comparison.
A clipping of a meme: There are more Cornell frat boys raping women than there are trans athletes in college sports.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why does baseball feature so much constipation imagery?
Cubs push for playoff clinch.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is where I am right now.
New York Times Best TV of the 21st Century Picks (9/21/26)

In no particular order:
Twin Peaks: The Return
Halt and Catch Fire
Dream Corp LLC
Hannibal
Barry
The Rehearsal
The Venture Bros.
Common Side Effects
The Chair Company
Mr. Robot
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's perfect that Pete Hegseth chose Jake and Logan Paul as motivational speakers for our troops in that America's fights are all rigged too. Our next war is going to get so many clicks.
A picture of two dumb dummies addressing 2.1 million people in the US armed forces.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gerrit Graham 1949 - 2026
A headshot of Gerrit Graham.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Killer BOB trapped forever in his BOB Orb.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When you see a headline like this, remember that for white people with money, voting is like choosing between a hamburger and a cheeseburger. So it's less of a fiery rebuke and more of a flame-broiled rebuke.
Karl Rove Announces He Will Vote Democrat In Fiery Rebuke Of The GOP: "I'll Have No Part of It."
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You ever listen to your grandpa talk about AI?
Steve Bannon and Bernie Sanders team-up on AI safety project. They might as well hold a seminar on erections.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He's got a hot onesome at Passion of the Christ after a long day of never forgetting.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Johnny Cash and Butthead have the same pompadour.
From the Johnny Cash comic book.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Terra making fun of Zambezee for their perpetual virginity.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
But those cakes, Gail Simone, those cakes!
Daredevil showing off his cakes.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kids in the Hall: Shouldn't it be your wife you talk to?
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
From C. Robert Cargill: 

HARSH WRITING ADVICE:

Snark isn't wit. Cynicism isn't wisdom. And arrogance will open a lot of doors but get you nowhere in the room with anyone who actually knows what they're talking about.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Kids in the Hall: "Shouldn't it be your wife you talk to?"
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bonar made the joke before I could:
Bonar Bain's album, Solid Bonar.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
SO ARE YOU
Trump: Kennedy Center is an old and decrepit building that is badly in need of major construction and public relations fix before it can attain greatness and prestige
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Jeremy Strong as Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Reckoning
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sorry, I came in late. Is this a list of rapists?
A list of presidents ordered by "greatness" with Trump at the top.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In a world of Stans, be a Dolly. May we all come this correct when the time comes.
Marshall (Eminem),

Congratulations on your induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Your performance was amazing and everybody said so. Even though I don't know a lot about rap music, I've come to know that you are the very best at it. Aside from that I hope what I have to say will not seem weird or strange to you but I have always felt some unexplained connection to you like I know you somehow. I had hoped to meet you at the show but you know how nuts those things are, personally I hate 'em and I missed my chance but maybe someday we'll meet. In the meantime, keep doing what you're doing because you do it so well and no matter how complex your world may be just know you are very special and touch people in ways you don't even know.

With love & respect,
Dolly Parton
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I like the part where you unironically showed up at a funeral, thought this was a good place to share your boomer wisdom, then immediately shat yourself in front of 58 thousand people.
A picture of an old asshole with no friends.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He combines his brainpower with his fellow inhumans to form The Uni-Mind.
A picture of The Uni-MindA picture of Rob Schneider
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
And then we cashed our dead husband's royalty checks like nothing happened.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ennui flavored Kool-Aid.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Worst sitcom you've ever watched? Alien In The Family, a lost TGIF sitcom that lasted two episodes.
A shot of Alien in the Family.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A collapsed Spider-Man held aloft by the people of New York.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Oh for fucksake.
Twitter Message from Hippo: Oh youre upset about a thing? Well, would you be mad if the situation were different in a way I designed in my head just for this argument?
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Tara Markov wants to know if you are still a virgin.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hayden Panettiere 1989 -2026
Photo of Hayden Panettiere.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Homer Simpson: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Satan is a master of both CaseLogic and CaseRhetoric.
Image of a CaseLogic CD case.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"And lo, the Lord sayeth unto me, "Ye shall make four Lethal Weapon movies, in fulfillment of the scriptures.'"
Mel Gibson telling us he wasn't chosen by men or Hollywood. He was chosen by God.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
He *can't stop melting down.* Maybe this one is accurate.
Stephen Miller Cant Stop Melting Down On Fox News After 1 Thing Keeps Happening
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I really liked Venus Dee Milo from The X-Statix. Those characters are long overdue to be reclaimed by mainstream X-Continuity. It's a treasure trove of Allred designs.
Venus Dee Milo
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Gish gallop meltdown!
Headline: You'll Never Unsee RFK Jr.'s 'Gish Gallop' After You Watch This Clip of His CNN Meltdown
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"A full blown meltdown!" Have you no decency, sir!!
Citizen excitement about "Aaron Rodgers having a full blown meltdown about Anthony Fauci."
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
These two melted down side-by-side.
Headline (left) Jim Jordan Melts Down on CNN When Confronted Over Support for Candidate Accused Of Abuse.

Headline (right) <eyeballs emoji> Major AI Hedge Fund Melts Down as Fears of Bubble Grow.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If you are a rich middle ager the most egregious crime you can commit is a "meltdown." Their enemies are melting down all the time.
SLUSH FUND MELTDOWN. ALL CAPS!
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Glen Hansard 1970 - 2026
A photo of Glen Hansard.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Trapped by the man called Yang. But then again...aren't we all?
Bowen Yang looking dreamy.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Pam Grier is the only celebrity where I was genuinely starstruck. I turned into Ralphie from A Christmas Story.
Football? What's a football?
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The Podhoretzes are in their second generation of anti-blackness (and their second generation of editing Commentary magazine)
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Aunt Linda energy
Kristen Wiig as Aunt Linda
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Pictured above: Two Hot 100 charting musicians.
Cover to the single Rappin' Rodney.
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Casper Fox @casperfox.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
"Why? I'm Henry Clayface. To save the rec center from evil land developers, I spent everything I have to tell my story."
Headline: Why I Need DCs Clayface To Be A Huge Success
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