iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Three people at work told me I look like Billy eichner. No hate to him but I’m going to walk into traffic

casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Every time I open an app it’s like “congratulations! We’ve installed a new stupid ass piece of bullshit that no one wants or needs or asked for! Share with your friends that we’ve already spammed!”

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Schizophrenic neighbor just slammed on the wall, opened the front door and screamed “I can hear your fucking alarm how dare you”. Bitch the alarm was YOU. No one sets an alarm for 6:53

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

There’s a millennial ghost in my house and it won’t shut up about harry potter 😔

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

It’s always “the next big thing” without describing exactly how big or how trapezoidal

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Tony Blair is my sleep paralysis demon

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

How I beat majoras mask as a kid I’ll never know. This was hard af

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Are you going to valenwood this summer

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

If Romeo and Juliet had a baby what would they even name it? Jomeo or some sh?

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Just one little difference. When Kirk got shot there was a government sponsored memorial with pyrotechnics. When other citizens get shot they don’t even condemn it.

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

The outfit I picked out for new years doesn’t fit even a little. Fucking vibe killer

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Downstairs neighbors are banging on the ceiling like I’m being loud but I haven’t moved from the couch in over 30 minutes

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Working “bounce on it” into any sentence has had a chokehold on me today

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

That’s it. I’m deleting South Carolina

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Vowed to drug myself so I could sleep yet I’ve forgotten once again and have reached the end of the doom

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Tonight’s banger dream was that I was living in a medieval castle as a medieval person until we fought a battle, we thought we had won, until AI powered androids forced everyone out

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Just had a dream there was like this gooner gameshow thing at my apartment and now I have a business idea

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

I’ve just awakened from a dream where I went to a y2k inspired camp and it was mad cool. Now I’m sad

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Elphaba threw the first yellow brick at stonewall

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

I’m starting a tea company called Faggo

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

they call me the captain cause I blow so many guys to smithereens

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

If you rub the cooter of today you have nothing to fret tomorrow

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

This platform reminds me of the early days of instagram where everyone had their niche and specific hashtags that I fully did not understand but figured it was good natured. #nostalgia #fatbussybrothers

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Jamaican version of The Thing called The Ting. I think it would do well

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

The good thing about vampires is that they can remember historical events accurately. Instead of ChatGPT, ask a local nightcrawler

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༽◺_◿༼ prince iiro ༽◺_◿༼ @princeiiro.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I don’t wanna have to hide autistic trans people in my attic! How annoying is that gonna be ffs! Yes, the nazis can hear your fka twigs from up there

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

How I foresee the US in near future. Civilians will disappear. The loud voices against the administration. Because a lot of the loud voices are still right wing it will again be used against the left, although the left is not in power. Civilians will carry out violence amongst civilians. (1/?)

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casparthorne.bsky.social @casparthorne.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

These are the people who made piñatas of a lynched Obama. The people who said “blow up everyone in the Middle East” (quote from a kid in middle school). They say “transgenderism” should be punished. And now they’re going to act like they’re the civil ones when the violence strikes back at them

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