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Casey Laughman

@caseylaughman.bsky.social
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A very obscure person in important circles and a very important person in obscure circles. No, more obscure than that. I promise you haven’t heard of them.

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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Folarin Balogun playing tonight is an incredibly important lesson in how the world actually works, but the people saying he should sit out are too busy falling for the wallet inspector to learn it.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
6’2”, but yeah, SAME.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
“Look, you just parachute into the stadium with the flag. What could possibly go wrong?”
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
OK, something I haven’t really seen mentioned about the Geno Auriemma situation from last night. It doesn’t really matter what he was mad about. What matters is that he was treating Dawn Staley not as a peer, but as someone he could berate with no fear of repercussions.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I am vehemently pro-labor in all circumstances and think the proper sharing of revenue is something like “90 percent to the players,” but honestly this seems like a pretty decent deal at this point.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
One night at a Subway in Columbus, Ohio, I thought “that guy in front of me looks a lot like Terry Bradshaw.” It was. He was in town for the quarterhorse show. We had a great chat about horses while his sandwiches were being made.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS WHY YOU IDIOTS NEED TO STOP ASSUMING AI CAN DO EVERYTHING
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I am proud to be part of the Sightline Media Union, and I appreciate the work the negotiating committee is doing to get us a fair contract.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Yeah, exactly this. Are things *bad*? Of course they are! Are the bad things *impossible* to overcome? Only if we let them be so.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
The perfect joke does not ex—
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I ran into Terry Bradshaw at a Subway in Columbus, Ohio and we talked about horses.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
“The media has established a false narrative that I rustle cattle.” — Leon the Cattle Rustler.
Draymond Green whining about how his actions keep confirming perceptions.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Good evening to Sen. Cory Booker, who just tore down another monument to the Confederacy.
Cory Booker breaking the Senate speaking record of white supremacist goon Strom Thurmond.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I’m not sure whether I love Kevin or Cory more right now.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Nico Harrison frantically Googling “non-Jewish orthopedic surgeon Dallas Texas”
A screenshot of a post about Kyrie Irving tearing his ACL.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Hey, the people have spoken and laws don’t actually apply to anything any more, so here we are.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I don’t love the idea of firing a coach with Ryan Day’s overall track record, but at this point only winning the national championship is going to save him.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I am FURIOUS over how good this joke is.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
As someone who grew up on a cattle ranch and drives a Jeep, I … I have no notes.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
/backs away slowly
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
median Bsky user thinks age of consent should be 28, or earlier if you’re both still in grad school
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
It’s pretty great to pay an exterminator for quarterly service and then have a mouse interrupt family movie night.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
You know, part of me wants to just say “OK, do your worst, show these people what they voted for.” Another part of me keeps thinking about how many conversations I’ve had in my career with experts that have included some variation of “regulations are written in blood.”
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
I don’t know who’s going to win the election, and neither does anybody else. But what I do know is that one campaign is acting like it has a narrow lead, while the other is acting like the results don’t matter because it has the courts in its pocket. I sure hope that latter campaign is wrong.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Everybody say hi to the most popular man in Cleveland.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
All that goodwill from an awesome season and the WNBA decides to burn it all on getting the Liberty a ring. Unreal.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Not today, Satan.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
One — and only one — of the Stranger Things kids, in time for Season 5. Just to see how they handle, like, Dustin being yoked enough to close the gate with his bare hands. Or Elizabeth Warren.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
Eric Adams is the first NYC mayor to be indicted? (Laughs in Illinois)
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Huh, I figured it would be much higher than that.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
I am excited to announce that I will be the next owner of the Los Angeles Lakers, assuming of course that Jeannie Buss agrees to my terms (selling me the team for $1) but of course she will, so just go ahead and put it in the NYT without asking her.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
Huh, turns out Simone Biles is pretty tough after all.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
I am a GOOD public speaker. I’m naturally talented at it and I’ve done it a LOT in my career. I’ve spoken at conferences, hosted webcasts, moderated panels, been on panels, all sorts of different situations, 99.99999 percent of them without a prompter. I have made this exact same mistake before.
Oh no the president accidentally said billion instead of trillion and immediately corrected himself.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
Look, I’m going to say it. A former president being convicted of 34 felonies is not a cause for celebration. It is time for us all to take a minute and think about the type of country we really want to be, by which I mean what kind of REALLY BIG celebration we can pull together by the weekend.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social I very much enjoyed the recap of Orioles vs. Cardinals, because it makes it sound like both teams had a severe existential crisis after the 6th.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
Um, maybe we should look at what has happened in the past before we call in the National Guard to start busting some undergrad skulls.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
I’ve been coaching soccer for nine years, and I have to say that today’s game was probably the biggest disparity between “quality of weather” and “quality of play” I’ve ever experienced. Great game, LOUSY weather. And people wonder why I like coaching basketball so much more.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
Edit, damn it.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
Iowa just got absolutely gifted the right to get paved by South Carolina.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
I can’t wait for Shohei Ohtani’s debut in the NBA G League.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
Turns out that suggesting sovereign nations have agency in the things they are doing is a great way to add to your block list.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
“Cheaters never prosper.” — People who don’t watch sports.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
@scalzi.com I just burned through “Starter Villain,” and I loved it, which I expected given that I’ve loved everything else you’ve done. But as a former trade mags editor, I would like to specifically call out that I flat-out cracked up at a certain aside, because it is oh so true.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
There are two wolves inside of you.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Well this is about to go nuclear.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
The Las Vegas Aces are completely uninterested in screwing around. You can’t get this kind of insightful analysis just anywhere, folks.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Hey, the Aces are on. And the crowd is LIT.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
I don’t know man I feel like a judge saying “Listen here Crimey McCrimerson, you no longer get to have businesses on account of all the criming” is the kind of thing that should really play into how people view presidential candidates.
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Casey Laughman @caseylaughman.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
I haven’t been this happy with Ohio since … look, I’m just really happy with Ohio tonight.
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