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Cartoons Hate Her!

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Social dynamics and online culture from the hybrid mind of a terminally online-normie mom www.cartoonshateher.com

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Did you think leftists were the only ones offended by Evie's marital sex issue, because of the "marital?" May I present to you, the right-wingers offended by the "sex" part. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/youre-laug...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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You're Laughing. Women Are Having Sex With Their Husbands and You're Laughing.
Endorsing mutually pleasurable sex within marriage is apparently a very controversial thing.
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Today I covered the online controversy around a conservative women's magazine promoting sex tips within marriage. Who was mad about this? Well, everyone! www.cartoonshateher.com/p/youre-laug...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Most women aren't curvy. Also, "curvy" is about ratio, not overall size. If your "body positivity" is all about slightly larger women with extreme hourglass bodies, those women are outliers and still conventionally attractive. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/beauty-sta...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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The Beauty Standard is Impossible Skinny-Curvy, Not Childlike
Beauty standards don't have to be pedophilic to be unattainable.
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Today, I wrote about Jameela Jamil's idea that our beauty standards are decided by "pedophiles" because they don't want women to have "curves." They DO want women to have curves. Just only in certain places. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/beauty-sta...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Many younger millennials and Gen Zers are nostalgic for Bratz. But I am still horrified by how they sparked the trend of yassifying toys. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/toys-are-g...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Toys Are Getting Too "Cool"
Why do stuffed dogs have the Valencia filter?
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
They're releasing a new, "modern, cool" collection of the original American Girl Dolls, who are skinnier with bigger eyes. I do not like this. But this trend has been happening for a LONG time now, and I wrote about it a year ago. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/toys-are-g...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
like how is he this clued into RW twitter....i don't even let him watch cocomelon
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
My 5 year old is learning about geography and he just randomly said "Madagascar is the Mexico of Africa" which really feels like an advanced tier of racism you'd only find on Twitter.
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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I Need to Stop Buying Clothes that Look Like Things
I have made many fashion mistakes, but my worst habit is buying too many clothing items that look like Things.
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Today, I wrote a free article about my bad habit of buying corny ass clothes and bags that look like other things. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/clothes-th...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
If we build it, everyone dies
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
My luxury belief is that I don't drink but I really think the rest of you could use a beer, you need it
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
On yesterday's mini Twitter main character- a 24-year-old virgin who believes no woman could ever want him, despite being openly too scared to speak to women in the first place. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/what-does-...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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What Does "Incel" Even Mean Anymore?
Is it really "involuntary" if you aren't leaving your house? Is it noteworthy to be celibate when so many people are?
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
My free article today on the death of the word "incel" and the fact that being celibate is no longer noteworthy when it applies to so many young people. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/what-does-...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
On the drama of the Reddit incel subreddit gatekeeping the title "incel" Oh yeah, you're an incel? Name five women who won't sleep with you. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/what-does-...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Most moms don't have enough friends because they keep deprioritizing them. If you're too busy to text that new friend this week, it probably won't be any easier next week. Just get over it and text her today. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/a-socially...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Today, something I've been working on for a while: my guide to making mom friends, from someone who finally figured it out! (My husband says this is like a guy who just lost his virginity writing a "guide to being a casanova" but ignore him.) www.cartoonshateher.com/p/a-socially...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Most moms don't have enough friends because they keep deprioritizing them. If you're too busy to text that new friend this week, it probably won't be any easier next week. Just get over it and text her today. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/a-socially...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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A Socially Inept Mom's Guide to Making Mom Friends
I kept hearing moms were lonely, so why wouldn't they text me back? Here's what I learned, trying to make mom friends and (eventually) succeeding.
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Today, something I've been working on for a while: my guide to making mom friends, from someone who finally figured it out! (My husband says this is like a guy who just lost his virginity writing a "guide to being a casanova" but ignore him.) www.cartoonshateher.com/p/a-socially...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I have a hard time taking "wrinkles are beautiful!" seriously from someone who repeatedly insists they look way younger than their age. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/of-course-...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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Of Course Young Women Want to "Age Gracefully."
It's easy to rail against anti-aging procedures when you've never been close to needing them.
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Today, I wrote about young women who are convinced they will "age gracefully" and who make fun of older women who opt for cosmetic procedures. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/of-course-...
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Phoebe Maltz Bovy @phoebebovy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
For my own very specific reasons I am following the political career of Amy Klobuchar.
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Yeah, "funny cool drunk aunt" vibes. I still think the cards were stacked against her in 2024, but people make her out to be way cornier than she was.
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
This reminds me of when Jacob Wohl tried to frame her in a MeToo scenario for having an illicit romp with a 23 year old himbo
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I'm glad I voted for Obama, but I have to be honest, i voted for him because I thought he fucked. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/democrats-...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
My non-intellectual coverage of the upcoming 2028 election: Democrats need someone who fucks. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/democrats-...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
omg
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Like really, my son is 5 and can barely sit through an episode of Spongebob so we can wait for fascism talk lol
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
A guest post with my husband for Valentine's Day. We both take turns arguing over who is crazier. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/am-i-crazi...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Men Don't Like Bitches, but They Do Like Brats
Men like to dominate...but not if it's too easy.
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Last week, I wrote that men don't actually want ultra-meek, softspoken and unconditionally submissive women. I was accused of saying "men like bitches." They actually like brats. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/men-dont-l...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
My eighth grade boyfriend attempted to court my mom by repeatedly doing South Park impressions at her. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/when-i-was...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
My eighth grade boyfriend attempted to court my mom by repeatedly doing South Park impressions at her. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/when-i-was...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
On having a boyfriend who's in love with your mom www.cartoonshateher.com/p/when-i-was...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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When I Was 13, My Boyfriend Was Obsessed With My Mom
I got my first real boyfriend, but I noticed something was wrong--he was more interested in my mom.
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Today, I wrote about my first boyfriend. Specifically, the fact that he had an obvious crush on my mother. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/when-i-was...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Vegan is a pretty well-recognized diet though, I'm talking more niche stuff that has no ethical foundation
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Everyone Is Becoming Hotter to Stay Home and See Nobody
Every now and then, perhaps when I’m momentarily possessed by a demon, something compels me to open Facebook.
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
A guy who believes women shouldn't have rights is cheating on his wife? Quelle surprise! www.cartoonshateher.com/p/listen-to-...
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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He Doesn't Want a Tradwife, He Wants Collateral
The Elijah Schaffer drama shows that tradwife propaganda isn't mean to make women more attractive to men--it's to make women more dependent on men.
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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Drama erupted on right-wing Twitter this week over a prominent influencer who cheated on his "perfect tradwife." But nothing about this should be surprising- that's the whole point. Link in replies.
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