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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 17hMad alsations, pit-bull terrorists, Hammerheaded loan sharks trying out for Jaws 6 000
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 23hPut the Binatone on snooze, Open up some Special Brews and start drinking 000
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Parazone and Fairy Liquid, If it's in a glass, you'll drink it 000
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Give my body to medical science, If medical science will have me 010
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You need your Nutrasweet Daddy, Or some Peppermint Patty, Or just a hackneyed old cabby, Who can take you and your babby away 000
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If the concrete and the clay beneath your feet, Don't get you son, The avenues and alleyways are gonna do it, Just for fun 000
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Because you're popular, And you're beautiful, The whole world knows your name 020
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Stand up and beg, said Sergeant Kirby, Lay down, play dead for Di and Fergie 010
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026For a slice of life it's a bargain sale, The price is right but the bread is stale 000
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Like losers in a Michael Winner script, It's got a BMX certificate 001
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, The big shop is open and the world is Wonderful 010
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We've got encylopaedias, we've got pic 'n' fix, A government freezer full of benefits 000
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I've been run over by cars, And to prove it here's the scars, On my wrist 000
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026But suppose you gave a funeral, And nobody came? 000
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Mirror, signal and manoeuvre, Glory, glory, glory hallelujah! 010
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is my second to last will and testament, Only a rough draft, A handwritten estimate 010
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Love ain't like the movies, It blisters and bruises, And knocks you around with its fists 000
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A children's assortment, we're bigger than Hamley's, We've got Cabbage Patch orphans from Sylvanian Families 000
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Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026At six foot six and a hundred tons, The undisputed king of the slums 020
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Calling all cars, calling all cars, Check all the pubs and raid all the bars 000
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Don't bury me at sea, The pollution might kill me! 000
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You win some, And you lose some, But I've lost the will to lose, My part time job, My faith in God, Falling on a bruise 001
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We've got encylopaedias, we've got pic 'n' fix, A government freezer full of benefits 000
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He flies through the air, With the greatest of ease, That daring young man, In the blue dungarees 030
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The comfort and the joy, Of feeling lost, With the only living boy In New Cross 010
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They can take my lungs and kidneys, But my heart belongs to Daphne 000
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The tequila sun is rising, And the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking 010
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The comfort and the joy, Of feeling lost, With the only living boy In New Cross 010
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We've got smackheads, crackheads, pensioners, pimps, Anonymous alcoholics looking for a drink 000
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A fraction of a half life, Some housework and some home truths, And nothing but the home truth 010
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And it's goodbye Ruby Tuesday, Come home you silly cow, We've baked a cake and your friends are waiting 010
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The wheels of justice turned, 'til the tyres were bald and burned 000
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Carpets, linoleum, holy petroleum, Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleons 000
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I need a character witness Jesus I think I'm about to die 010
Carter USM Bot @carterusb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And the coldest stream guards of them all, Sang God Save The Queen and Bloodsport For All 010
