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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 11/09/2026

Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring.

Man in a plaid shirt with a camera around his neck. It's Ben Sullivan (played by Bremdan Fraser) from the TV show Scrubs. If you want to destroy yourself emotionally watch the three episodes he is in.

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 09/09/2026

Don't eat the delicious looking dice. Maybe just one... No! They're MATH rocks, not MOUTH rocks. @diceenvy.bsky.social

A set of pink and teal dice that look like they would be delicious candy. Seriously, I just want to pop one in my mouth and eat it.

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 04/09/2026

Publishers to Anthropic about the authors

Police officers looking at a silhouette target.
Text: That little guy? I wouldn't worry about tjat little guy.

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 19/08/2026

give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear a song from the soundtrack in your head

Ethan Embry (left) and James Wills as Marc and Eddie (respectively) from Empire Records. They're both high as balls and dancing.

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 12/08/2026

In fact...(oh gods I just noticed the typo because fuck me I guess)

Screenshot of a comment on the original post. User CarterPayneWrites
Text: Your delivery will arrive on (sic) seven to ten business weeks.

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 03/07/2026

Also good to remember to remove your own AI-prompts from your shitty, slop-ridden web site. I was just looking for a description of how to use a scythe for a scene I'm writing. FFS the internet is an absolute garbage fire now. #writing #WIP #Research #FUCKGenAI

Body Positioning And Stance

When using a scythe, proper body positioning and stance are crucial. With regards to feet placement, positioning them shoulder-width apart provides stability. Maintain body alignment, keeping your back straight and knees slightly bent. This ensures balance and prevents strain on your muscles.

To effectively use a scythe, maintain a steady rhythm while swinging the blade. This allows for smooth and efficient cutting. Remember, avoid overusing common phrases and showcase your unique writing style. Additionally, use different expressions at the beginning of paragraphs to engage the reader.

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 01/07/2026

Every spring and summer we have a hawk that moves into the neighborhood. This mockingbird was having none of it this morning. The hawk was unbothered. I wish I'd had my phone out to get the several times previously the mockingbird tried.

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 18/06/2026

I don't read many comic books, but these covers are awesome. Especially that Power Rangers one. With alt-text.

Comic image for the Turtles of Grayskull No. 1.

Features He-Man in the center. He's holding a sword threateningly and his muscles are so large I'm genuinely concerned his skin won't be able to contain them.

He is surroumded by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Michaelangelo is in the front and he has hair. Glorious, flowing blonde hair. Like he's sprent hours working on it so it looks like he's just spent hours surfing.

Covert art for Batman/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Features Gotham City underneath a giant, glowing moon in the background.

Batman is in the center looking quite angry. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles surround him, each looking equally angry.

Comic book cover for Mighty Morphin Power Rangers/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

There's a giant mecha turtle looming in the background. In the foreground are six figures, each one a different animal and color.

There's a red and white ninja turtle, a blue a s white ninja turtle, a black wooly mammoth, a pink pterodactyl, a red dinosaur maybe a t-rex, and what appearsnto be a leg and arm of a black ninja turtle. The image is cut off, I mean. Not that the arm and leg are cut off the turtle. I'm sure that ninja turtle is fine.

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 27/05/2026

I remember as a kid thinking all those maps were meticulously drawn by the authors themselves. Now I know if there is a map drawn by the author it probably looks more like this. I'm sure there are many, many exceptions and I'm definitely not talking about myself here. 👀😬

Very bad drawing showing a road and river and two squares labeled city and town in handwriting nearly incomprehensible. Seriously, however bad you think it is it is much worse, I assure you.

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 11/05/2026

Fuck, y'all, go read @annaleen.bsky.social's Automatic Noodle. Charming, cozy, funny, and brimming with the best (and a dash of not the best) of humanity. A bunch of robots take over their restaurant and turn it into something special for the community.

Cover of Automatic Noodle by Annalee Newitz. A robot hand holding chopsticks gripping a mass of large, flat noodles. Seated around the bottom are various robots.

Text: "A story I didn't know I needed right now. So much fun!" - Martha Wells, bestselling author of The Murderbot Diaries.

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 06/05/2026

QTP with a game that made you a gamer in your childhood.

A screenshot from the video game Pool of Radiance. There's a red border. On the left is a skeleton wearing a horned helmet and holding a swoard in one hand and wearing a shield on the other. On the right is a list of names and stats. At the bottom of the image is the text: "what do you say? (type a single word).

I spent I don't know how many hours playing this as a kid. On computer with 5 1/4 in floppy disks. It took me ages to beat the final emcounter against Tyranthraxus, and I still remember how I beat him.

Chain lightning for the minions, and magic missile against the BBEG.

My favorite part of the game, though, was a cave that was absolutely chock full o' kobolds.

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 28/04/2026

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

An image of the Grinch in a Santa suit having fallen backwards against a broken fence as though all hope has left him and all he has to look forward to is the slow death of everything he knows and loves.

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 17/04/2026

This is why it is so important to give your Grinch plenty of water and shade. Their Santa costumes, though festive, do not breathe well.

The Grinch in full Santa gear laying against a wooden fence as though he has passed out.

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 11/04/2026

As the days get hotter please remember to let your Grinches inside or have a shady spot for them to rest and cool off. They're evolved for cold, mountainous regions, not the heat of the south eastern United States. Plenty of fresh water is also important to keep them hydrated and healthy.

A seven foot tall Grinch Christmas decoration enjoying the sun.

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 06/03/2026

Nine games that are important to me for a variety of reasons. Some incredible story telling, some absolutely banger gameplay. Created via my9games.com

Half-Life 2, Destiny 2, Mass Effect 2, Fallout, Control, Elden Eing, Baldur's Gate 3, The Wolf Among Us, Metro 2033

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 03/03/2026

It's women, no it's trans people, actually it's Somalis, actually actually it's Iranian sleeper cells, but it's really Muslims, but really really it's Blacks. Look at who they're NOT saying it is.

Image of an airplane. The red dots show where bullet holes were on planes that returned to base. As the story goes, they wanted to reinforce those places with armor, but someone realized these were the planes that came back, that the other places without bullet holes were where additional armor was needed.

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 13/02/2026

Food Lion is playing fast and loose with the term "baby carrot"

A small bowl containing several baby carrots, one of which is absolutely massive by comparison.

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 06/02/2026

Choosing to read Go live as meaning, "put down your phone and go touch grass" and not, "live stream whatever it is you are doing"

Picture of account options from Bluesky. Options are share via, search posts, att to starter packs, add to lists, and Go live

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 02/02/2026

I highly recommend a desk-side cat bed

Black and white cat sitting in front of a window

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 31/01/2026

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 12/01/2026

Boy, 2025 was a year wasn't it? I wrote the first drafts for two novels, the first draft of a novella, and worked on drafts on a couple of existing works. Lots of words written. Some of them were OK. Goal for 2026 is to fix a lot of those words, write some short stories, and query, query, query.

Black and white cat sitting at a desk. One paw reaching toward the keyboard as if to say, "I just need to write one more word."

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 31/12/2025

Ringing in the New Year the best way possible

Television displaying the text The Lord of the Rings

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 28/12/2025

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains

Red background with a black vase in the foreground. Two flowers are coming out of the vase, one flower is green, white, and orange the other flower is an unlabeled diagram of the flower.

Text in yellow is: Toad the Wet Sprocket
dulcinea

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 23/12/2025

Me, just now, to the uncooperative pickled ginger: Palate cleanser! Palate clenser! Not an appetizer!

Photo of uncooperative pickled ginger and wasabi, next to a bowl of red bean ice cream. Cup of sweet chili sauce in the background.

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 20/12/2025

I just learned how big wombats are and I am not okay. I always assumed the were like the size of a groundhog. I can't credit the photo, it was from a reddit post from four years ago, but apparently they're about a meter (3.3 feet) long and between 25 and 40 kg (55 to 88 lbs).

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 17/12/2025

AI powered consulting firm with no actual clients listed and their "testimonials" from "clients" include names and titles but also no compamy names or actual pictures. You cannot convince me their entire website wasn't built with AI and that all of this is fake. Anyway, here's Kaylee

Picture of a yellow dog with a purple collar. Her name is Kaylee and she's the sweetest, craziest pupper.

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 11/12/2025

About 90% of the time spent clipping my toe nails is spent finding where the damn toe nail went as it rocketed off my foot like a woman that found herself sitting between Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller. Cat pic for tax because I made you think about those two luke-warm microwaved fuck-nuggets.

Picture of black and white medium haired cat named Surely getting scritches because I'm not sharing feet pics for free.

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 09/12/2025

I remember a time when Google didn't have ads and was actually useful. Now it's all shitty AI summaries full of useless or incorrect information and paid-for ads and good luck actually getting useful results. I know what this makes me sound like. No I don't care. Make search engines useful again.

Cartoon hand holding a newspaper clipping of Grandpa Simpson with the text "OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD"

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 25/11/2025

What it's been like here in the Payne house the past few days. Not a lot of writing, or anything productive, goijg on. Comic is a classic from. @theawkwardyeti.bsky.social

A four panel comic that contains the following conversation between a cartoon liver and gallbladder.

Liver: what do you want gall bladder? Can't you see I have a lot to do?

Gall Bladder (holding stones): I maked these

L: you made STONES? YOU'RE JUST SUPPOSED TO HOLD WHAT I GIVE YOU! GET OUT! GO ON!

GB (looking sad): I maked these

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Carter Paynedemonium @carterpaynewrites.com · 04/11/2025

Bad day? Might I suggest a desk-side cat tower and a fluffy chonk? It won't make the horrors go away, but it might make them a little more manageable for the time it takes to scritch.