HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Lettuce situation is so dire they’re trying to advertise salad as protein 001
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Why are my actual clocks less accurate than my phone clock 001
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Facebook marketplace be selling cars like “yeah it took a lot of work to get that to stop working” 000
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 21/07/2026YouTube video chronologically confused about The Far Side comics 000
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Aw yeah. Tonight will be a movie. Pizza movie. Twenty twenty-six. 000
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 29/06/2026“I’m out of lacrois at home but I probably have some at the office” wrong dipshit you’re out of lacrois everywhere. It’s all over and you’re never coming back. 000
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Now why would I pay good money for zinc tablets when I could just eat half a penny per day 000
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Is there a repack for warioware jiggle your dick yet 000
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 04/06/2026tweeting this and then accidentally not posting for three months was funny 010
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Someone posted my fursona to e621 again but it’s fine because they incorrectly tagged him as a snake lol 000
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 22/01/2026(From the other room) what did you say about Minecraft? 000
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Life isn’t fair: the smaller apples also taste worse 000
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Scrolling through all of my Bluesky tweets to decide if I’m allowed to retweet porn or not 000
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 07/01/2026New YouTube video: trying real sudafed for the first time 000
Reposted by HLQBORANonDeli (commission me!) @nondelismell.bsky.social · 03/01/2026A fully colored cosplay commission for @carspacefox.bsky.social! 115831
Reposted by HLQBORAK. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 31/12/2025they should introduce a new Wiggle who dresses all in black and tries to kill the other ones to make the show appeal to a more mature audience 4617
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Seen a lot of criticism of the Bluesky algorithm but it’s become very clear that I’m the only one with the algorithm that really likes that weird homoerotic political cartoon of Putin lovingly playing Donald trump like a cello 010
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 18/12/2025hark how the bells sweet silver bells all seem to say blow cares smoove away 010
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Dr sexpest pulling out a condom: are you allergic to latex 000
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Banned from twitter for replying to all judy hops fanart with #acab :( 010
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Is thinking the gacha game hates you kind of like thinking the stripper loves you 000
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 19/11/2025pissing me off that I can't threaten ppl with incredible violence anymore because now it just makes everyone hard 000
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 17/11/2025He just nutted in me and went back to playing monster hunter on Wii U. :(( 000
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Seems counterintuitive for my messages to be unreadable 000
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Your call may be recorded for deepfaking and misinformation purposes 000
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Commissioning picture of my fursona all sweaty and shifting the color temperature so it looks like he’s in an oven 000
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Writing some furrys biography “life and death of berryboy” 000
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 31/10/2025There are like three other people in office and one of them saw my iPod and assumed I was wearing a costume 000
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 30/10/2025piracy site has been down for like a week I'm stuck watching my DVDs like a fuckin pleb 000
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 22/10/2025“Sorry sir, no wives allowed in the restaurant” excuse me that is my PET 000
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 16/10/2025ok so you're telling me I can flush poop but not wipes. What if I poop wipes? what then? 100
HLQBORA @carspacefox.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Listening to a zamphir album so I can make fun of it more accurately 100
