carsondammit.bsky.social @carsondammit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026some bitches are just allergic to my swag but i know how to use an epipen #dontfret 000
carsondammit.bsky.social @carsondammit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026miley cyrus how about instead of making an uninspired mediocre song about the kids not wanting to dance, you make a song the kids wanna dance to 000
carsondammit.bsky.social @carsondammit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026tegan and sara really have a song for everything 011
carsondammit.bsky.social @carsondammit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026stop treating fiber like she’s your mistress. she isn’t a side piece or a booty call… she’s everything and you just can’t see it ❤️ 000
carsondammit.bsky.social @carsondammit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026finally depressed enough to really enjoy the sopranos #tony #meatpanicattacks 020
