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Despite my own vices, I continue to do various weird visual arts and other stuff. Here until the owners get too greedy like always. This is my site for now: carre.neocities.org Never put a rebuttal/comeback in your bio.

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carre @carre.neocities.org · 23/09/2026
One day youtube will just be looking at clickbait thumbnails and graphs of clickbait thumbnails and there won't even be videos anymore except for conferences of tech guys walking up to the stage in business casual and doing those hand gestures for two hours.
A generic youtube conference talk man from the Tech Crunch article doing one of those generic conference talk poses with the raised hands like he's trying to explain the synergy and goal-oriented data-driven maximalisations of a large trout
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 23/09/2026
Krita isn't supposed to be for pixel art, but if you're very strange, you can set up some realtime filters and transformation tools to help you churn out some pixel art, or at the very least some oekaki. #wip #krita #pixelart
Screenshot of Krita 5.2.9 in light-mode, with toolbox and timeline at top of interface, and layers, etc on right fo interface. Canvas shows high-resolution work-in-progress drawing of gruff nosferatu-like vampire man in the style of old Capcom fighting game character portraits. An overlayed, second, smaller, krita window, is zoomed in on part of the same drawing, where multiple pixel art resolution versions of the drawing are generated, with guide lines overlayed based on Capcom fighting game sprite versions. Krita's Layers panel shows a section of the complex setup used for this file, including multiple clone layers and transform masks.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 03/09/2026
some drawings of Metal Gear Rising's favourite dirtbag cyborg merc Sundowner
Two cartooney drawings of Sundowner from Metal Gear Rising, a bald white man with a heavy smug brow line over beady eyes, large jaw, big nose and a wide toothy grin, with cybernetic armor.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 03/09/2026
Was asked by @thatnogofella.bsky.social to draw war criminal Minions.
Six parody scenes of Sony Pictures Minions reenacting famous images of infamous criminal leaders. From left to right, top to bottom: George Bush Minion ooh-ing at shoe thrown above his head during conference; silhouettes of two Minions hung upside-down like Mussolini and his collaborators; Minion with shirtless man chest flab catching shoe with fishing line, dressed like fishing Putin; Minion sweating and seething, taking off one-lens glasses and dressed like hitler in Der Untergang; well-dressed Minion swallowing pills in one swig in a courtroom, like Slobodan Praljak drinking poison; Minion on a balcony standing with arms crossed and looking down detachedly, looking like Mussolini, surrounded by harsh chiselled Minion head sculptures with Si written on their foreheads, evoking the Palazzo Braschi under the Mussolini dictatorship. Image is attributed to carre.neocities.org.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 03/09/2026
I'm guy
Guy, Final Fight Streetwise.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 03/09/2026
“I hate the neologism "owned" for "scored a victory over". I have no intention of owning anyone, and nobody will ever own me.” -- Ancient dumb Richard Dawkins tweet that people used to laugh at.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 01/09/2026
Edit of famous 2021 satirical tweet by hermit_hwarang: “ american *sees something american happening amaericanly in america*: what are we a bunch of asians ?!?!???* ” With the word "asians" replaced by the word "jews". Note: This edit does not defend AIPAC.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 01/09/2026
* explication claire sur pourquoi les gens parlent de cet aspect du sujet * réponse: « ouais non donc c'est pas pareil c'est pas gentil ç'a rien à voir et pis il a osé dire gauche charlie quel culot et ça complique trop personne n'y comprend rien m'en fou et j'peux pas j'ai foot et pis toi alors »
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 06/08/2026
The woman from the Community show who says she can excuse racism but draws the line at animal cruelty.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 05/08/2026
A low-effort low-rez dog-girl drawing.
A low-resolution cartoon of a blueish black-and-white humanoid dog-girl running. She has long fluffy black ears almost like wings, the fur also surrounds her round eyes like a domino mask. She wears a bright blue small floppy hat. She's smiling, her pale, wide mouth has a toothy underbite like a bulldog. She has fluffy black curly fur around her hips like a skirt, and on her neck and feet.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 29/07/2026
The meme comic of two men digging through dirt towards diamonds, and the closest one gives up just before he finds them.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 26/07/2026
One of the concepts for the 90's fighting game project, meant to combine various real archetypes of that era, from Street Fighter's worldly rep, to DarkStalkers' monsters: a tall, muscular Slavic Nosferatu-style vampire SAMBO/Sombo fighter. Loves chess too. Thinking of making him a "friendly" sort.
Drawings of a large, muscular vampire man with a bald head and lumpy face, like Count Orlock from Nosferatu. He has a comb-over and thick eyebrows, all three are shaped like bat wings. He has long canines on the corners of his mouth, and a scar on his chest. He wears shorts and a baggy jacket from the martial art of SAMBO/Sombo. Watermarked as carre.neocities.org.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 21/07/2026
And the more comfortable you can be with realistic hands, the more fun you can have with bad/cartooney hands after, like appreciating returning to a comfy house after a long walk.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 19/07/2026
Happy Guy And Sad Guy On A Bus Meme about outlooks
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 15/07/2026
Was reminded by @tibi.pictures of the Bouba And Kiki Effect character designs people were trying out a week ago, when the world was melting more than usual. Now I can draw a seagull and young walrus, in a style vaguely like an old public-access European cartoon.
Multiple drawings of a placid green, bean-shaped walrus, with a triangle-shaped seagull with a red pointy beak, a black eyeless face and a white smaller triangle on top of its pointy head.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 14/07/2026
Reverse image search led me to this enemy in the Keroro Gunso franchise, that seems to match the thing in the right corner. Apparently there was some side story that re-imagined the characters in a Sengoku period. (Arrow in the image is not mine) en.namu.wiki/w/%ED%8C%8C%...
Crop of a Keroro manga page, depicting a disturbed samurai frog, the human girl character Natsumi, and a giant segmented snake robot. Each segment has a circular detail that looks half like eyes and half like an indent, and is flanked with exhaust panels.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 29/06/2026
Not all characters in this project are equally important. Some may be unused / space-fillers / BG chars. But all deserve *some* care & polish. Like this smug, puncheable 90's German grenade-throwing merc called Ganz. Initially a *boxer*, among concepts for "military boxers inspired by JJBA designs"
Drawings of a grinning man in round opaque glasses, and long blonde hair. His clothes are all green military clothes: a boonie hat, with stylised grenade pins attached to its wide brim, an open lightweight vest revealing his bare torso, thick wrinkled pants, and boots. He is often holding, throwing or surrounded by grenades. Watermarked as carre.neocities.org
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 20/06/2026
Forgot to post more #characterart for the Fake 90's Fight Games project. Vvarious non-final designs for a futuristic 90's USA biker girl. Some resemblance to Penelope Pitstop is necessary, but must be balanced with JP cartoons like Gatchaman's Swan Jun, and 90's USA actresses and female wrestlers.
Concept art of a blonde smiling woman dressed in clothes halfway between biking gear and roller derby, in predominantly pink colors. She wears a biking helmet with the visor either lifted up entirely, or halfway up and showing her eyes through it. Image is watermarked as carre.neocities.org
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 09/06/2026
Another character in the Fake-Old-Fighting-Games Project. A Brazilian pro wrestler, themed after crocodile and alligator wrestlers, even if all he has around is caimans. This selection of test sprites and concept art spans three or four years of slow refinement and exploration of the character.
Drawings and pixel-art, of a professional wrestler with long wet curly black hair, and a face with attractive eyes, a sharp chin, and a wide mouth with small sharp teeth poking out, like crocodile's teeth. He wears dark green trunks and leg sleeves, often with horizontal patterns like a crocodile's stomach. Watermarked as carre.neocities.org .
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 09/06/2026
All AI advertisement posts now read like this but with more emojis
Old twitter screenshot:
Randy Pitchford (@DuvalMagic)

Battleborn is: FPS; hobby-grade coop campaign;
genre blended, multi-mode competitive e-
sports; meta-growth, choice + epic Battleborn
heroes!
10:14 AM - 4/9/16
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 27/05/2026
Quick scene concept from a few days ago, to try emulating fighting game stage designs. Drawn in Krita.
Time-themed scene with beige and amber colours. A giant slightly-cracked angled sundial triangle, in the center of a circular floor with lines radiating halfway from the floor's edge towards the triangle. The triangle's long geometric shadow is cast at ana ngle independent of the ambient light. A somewhat-large melting watch-clock hangs off the top of the triangle, almost at it's pointy tip. A second closer melting clock on the floor, is propped up against the right edge of the screen. A third enormous melting clock in the background beyond the floor's edge, pours into unseen depths almost like a waterfall, while more melting clocks are visible further up and in the distance of the scene. Behind the triangle to the center-left, far away, a colossal pendulum is in mid-swing, with another melting clock hanging off the top of its disc. In the distance to the center right, an enormous gear, half-hidden behind a giant hourglass. The giant hourglass has sand pouring out of a crack, which then falls upwards as a spiral column, into a twisting dust-cloud vortex in the yellow sky.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 01/05/2026
Priest & demon child art, part of The Project with @cheezopath.bsky.social & @tibi.pictures. Aiming first for historical mid-to-late-90's arcade game looks, with simple Western & Japanese pop-culture ties. More unique & "out-there" aesthetics are a welcome, but sometimes secondary, goal, for this.
Stylised stoic priest praying standing with feet apart, wearing opaque reflective square glasses, a slightly long face and round chin, white hair and eyebrows, dark-blue robe flowing in wind with tears shaped like monstrous spikes or claws.Side view of young blonde boy with classic 90's aesthetic; backwards baseball cap, big sneakers, yo-yo and shorts. has a devil tail poking out of the back of his shorts, and hair styled like devil horns coming out of his cap. Yo-yo itself is engulfed in flames, with an eye in its center.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 10/04/2026
Swanboy version of Pacers meme. Couldn't get the idea out of my head despite not even being USAmerican (if you're confused by that word that's just the future parent of Chibiusamerican). You can, should and even may read Branson Reese's swanboy.com, available wherever internet can be found.
Recreation of the Pacers NBA girlfriend and boyfriend meme with Swanboy characters. Cassie Iscariot the deer-woman, exasperated and half-arguing with her hard-thinking boyfriend, Swan Boy Dandolos the long-necked swan-man, both seated together with a box of food.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 05/04/2026
“I'm great, I'm amazing. What I did was incredible, and I did it in the cleverest way. If it weren't for me, you'd never know about any of this. That's just how smart I am. I'm the best you've got, and you'll just have to like it.“ - Myself - Me
Famous meme of Obama giving himself a medal.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 04/04/2026
"no one who demands proof of jewishness could be an evil man!"
Clip from The Simpsons of woman saying "No one who speaks German could be an evil man!"
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 29/03/2026
misread the time but have a jittery clay Rock, in something resembling stop-motion if you have never seen anything move in your life,
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 20/03/2026
Alright smartass so what would a sea witch for these mermaids look like? Rude but glad you asked. Let's make one sea witch be a sentient tentacle cause of all the stories of tentacles having their own brains. Also turn the tentacle tip into a witch hat, and never look up if that's been done before.
Sketches of a sentient-tentacle sea witch, connected from the bottom to a giant octopus behind her. Main sketch is in colour. Sea witch is orange, in a spellcasting pose with hands out, fingers twirling towards viewer, manifesting, green magic smoke. She has yellow eyes but no mouth, and a mostly-featureless face. She wears a dark-grey dress, and her head above the eyes turns into a wide-brimmed witches hat. She has rows of large yellow suction cups all over the front of her body, starting from the tip of her hat, to her eyes, to her chest, all the way to the octopus she is a part of. In a third uncolored sketch, she has no hat, and her head is shaped more like the main octopus body's large head.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 18/03/2026
More mermaids I drew at some point. An angler-fish, manatee, & hammerhead, to go with the seahorse ones. This time drawn with the #drawpile app (but solo & offline). Sometimes I prefer drawing them with legs, other times with tails. Perhaps they buy temporary-leg potions from seawitches.
Screenshot of the Drawpile drawing program, with colored drawings of three mermaids with nonhuman features. Left: dark-purple-pink fat angler-fish mermaid in a yellow jumpsuit, two-legged, with blank white eyes, a wide mouth in a resting-frown, gill slits on her cheeks, and an anglerfish lure growing out of her forehead and drooping over her face like a lock of hair. Middle: Very tall, fat pale-blue manatee mermaid woman in a pale-blue flowing dress with a manatee's tail instead of bipedal legs, with long flowing blue hair, blushing cheeks, a fat drooping face with a low mouth, a small nose and small gentle beady eyes. Right: a hammerhead-shark mermaid in a short pale-brown dress, with two-tone dark-grey and pale-beige skin. She has a hammerhead-shark-shaped head, with a yellow sharp-toothed grin, and wide-set yellow cat-like eyes. Her arms have shark-fin-like extrusions at the elbows. She has two bipedal legs. Three corners of the drawings have sketches of the quoted post's Seahorse mermaid with the bob haircut.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 16/03/2026
Rough pixelated drawing of Mugen's Kung Fu Man sat on a couch saying "Well well, look who comes crawling back…" with a smirk, flanked by smiling Ronald McDonald and Peter Griffin, who is playing with a fightstick. All of them are turned on the couch to look at the viewer.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 08/03/2026
"son if you want a big one you gotta look the burrito man in the eye. Not order some WiFi burrito."
Crop of Achewood's Ray Smuckles speaking sternly.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 06/03/2026
Still haven't found the right name for this thing/world. Guess there's not much to name, if there's only half of it. But maybe also it's not missing any half at all.
Cropped screenshot, of a digital cartoon drawing, in the Krita program. A planet similar to earth, but as only half a sphere, with a multicolour inner slice and core, and a dense ring of clouds around the rim.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 04/03/2026
Finally got around to finishing this. Fan art of my good friend @tibi.pictures 's original character Stella. Drawn in #krita, with post-processing done in the #Blender compositor, somewhat confusingly.
A digital cartoon drawing of Tibi's character "Stella" , looking and leaning back with an neutral, raised-eyebrow pouting expression, while she holds a photo camera in both her hands, walking in grass, in an abstract scene by a river flowing in jagged angles and suspended in mid-air, with fish swimming through. Orange tree branches and flying leaves flow past Stella. She has dot eyes, a long pointy nose, a somewhat-thin build and pale off-white skin. Her hair is bright-red, with most of it pulled back by a grey scrunchie, into a giant messy somewhat-curly clump flowing in the wind, and straight-cut bangs across her forehead, with long stray strands on the sides of her head. She is wearing a bright-cyan dress with white sparkles, has thin pink and white straps around her shoulders, and cyan socks patterned with pink dragonflies and white stars, inside of non-descript magenta-brown shoes.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 02/03/2026
*captain falcon voice* Show me your range 🫵
A digital pastiche painting, of the classic renaissance painting "The Death Of Socrates", using characters from Kingdom hearts 2.  Sora is rubbing his eyes and middle-brow in consternation, as he hands a large rock to Goofy, who takes the place of Socrates in his prisonner's bed and raises an index finger argumentatively upwards, while looking sternly at a concerned Mickey Mouse, who sits on a stone block while robed in red and grasps Goofy's toga at the knee. Like Plato in the original, Donald sits on a stone block at the foot of the bed, but  sleeping and blowing snot bubbles, and Donald's sceptre lies on the floor next to him. Chip and Dale stick out from behind the bed's pillow, Dale attentive to Goofy's actions while Chip looks unimpressed. Behind the head of the bed, Yen Sid grimaces at goofy and pulls his own hair out in frustration, while Jiminy Cricket formally jumps away from the entire scene, and Pluto lies on the floor chewing on a keyblade. In the middle of the scene, behind the bed, the genie's lamp from Alladin gives off faint blue smoke from atop a tall stand. On the left of the scene, in the background, a hooded figure, with only silver-grey hair sticking out, leans forwards in mournful despair against the wall of the arched corridor leading into the chamber. Beyond the corridor, Maleficent and Peg-Leg Pete stick out from behind a half-wall of a staircase, grinning with villainous glee at the scene. There are hidden mickey symbols strewn around the image.Feminine character looking slightly to top left of viewer, with sleepy serene eyes, and a relaxed open-mouth with a lower lip jutting out, putting thumbs and index fingers of both hands together to form a triangle shape, has a long neck and a round somewhat-fat jawline with a small chin. Hair is made up of long flat bands with black and yellow stripes, like warning tape. Wears a white formal t-shirt, a black-and-yellow-striped mini-tie, red-triangle earrings, and a stop sign sticker on cheek. Artstyle is in dark-blue equal-width thin lines like biro pen strokes. Post-processing effects include duplicate medium-blue strokes and orange duplicate offset silhouette around character. Background is intricate circular pattern, of inward-and-outward-pointing triangles, red and yellow, with two giant overlapping sideways triangles in the center.Fanart of Jolyne Kujo and her stand Stone Ocean, from Jojo Part 6. Jolyne is dangling in cross-legged sitting position, in a web of her own string power, with string holding up her body up across her legs, arms and neck. Her green lips are in tough snarling expression. She has purple hairbuns and short green curly hair on the sides of her face, and green irises. She wears baggy pants connected to a crop top by thin straps, both are purple with a light-colored web pattern. She has decorative green diamond pins on her pants, and a decorative green heart with a literal butterfly-knife design on her top. She has a similar butterfly-knife tattoo on her left arm. She has a fake decorative golden belt buckle of the letters "Jo" in wide, stylised blocky writing. Her humanoid stand Stone Ocean is upside-down between her legs, reaching out towards the viewer with one hand, while the other pushes against Jolyne's right upper-side and breast. It's inorganic skin is cyan, with openings that show compact string arranged like stylised muscle and hands. It's face has eyeless transparent shiny green half-moon-shaped sunglasses, a cut-out for a button-nose, a half-open mouth, and cylindrical earlike tubes on the sides of its head. Jolyne's right and left feet are drawn with inconsistent foreshortening perspective, resulting in overall incorrect foot sizes. The background is a simple purple void, broken up with dynamic stylised white string lines.A painterly cartoon drawing of a tall, oafish, muscular and heavyset ancient gallo-roman gladiator, with balding cyan hair, a long wavy moustache and a five-o-clock shadow, with a helmet strapped over one shoulder, small shields as knee-pads, rectangular loin-headed shields on each forearm, and an upside-down, upturned wooden fence as a protective skirt, complete with mailbox and wooden gate, and wearing a golden wrestler's belt under his heavy yet muscular gut.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 02/03/2026
Sketches of a priestess with headdress shaped like praying hands, just so you really, really, really know she's a priestess, but still in a non-denominational fantasy way. Rest of outfit is kind of phoned-in, but gets the job done.
Three sketches of priestess of average build. Middle sketch in colour, full-body, wearing golden prayer-hands headdress, and a blue hood-like veil with golden trim, whose sides follow the curve of the headdress' implied unseen arms, and her own real arms.Sleeves are lighter shade of blue and baggy. Lower body wears a long blue loincloth with heavily stylised hard-edged symbol of praying hands, and wears an ankle-length blue dress with golden trim, partly open at the front to reveal bare legs and feet, with golden straps around chins.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 25/02/2026
Illuminating Immortal eyes Magnificent Alone ascending The moonlit hills Primordial
Multiple drawings of a headless muscular tiger-man, with giant tiger's eyes among its torso muscles, and giant tiger ears as its shoulders, and a tiger's nose and whiskers as it's featureless crotch.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 18/02/2026
mods are not asleep, time to post one of the OC's I haven't thought of since I was a teenager in the 2000's. Who knew red-haired girl with short ponytail and tuft in the front would eventually show up so much in western cartoons.
Multiple drawings of a light-red-haired woman with shoulder-height hair in a ponytail, with a tuft of hair dangling over her forehead. Two drawings are in color, with a reddish-brown sweater and dark blue pants.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 16/02/2026
Happy (belated) Birthday, Ken Masters. Nearly forgot this idea, and the delay actually made it better. Drawn in @krita.org . #streetfighter #kenmasters #rufus (unsurprisingly a rarely used hashtag)
A drawing with greeting card text the says “Happy (Belated) Birthday Ken Mahsturz. I gotch'youz a cake -- but I freakin' ated it! - Rufus”. Drawing is of Rufus from Street Fighter 4, smugly and sinisterly eating a last slice of cake, with a fork, on plate he's holding, while his nice wife, Candy, hapily eats the other slice in the background. Rufus is a fat white american man with a blonde braided osseledet-style ponytail, and a Hulk Hogan handlebar moustache, in a one-piece yellow-and-black biker suit themed after Bruce lee's Game of Death outfit. Candy is a thin cheerful white woman redhead, with curly parted hair and a ponytail, wearing a salmon-colored croptop.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 13/02/2026
Thinking about mermaid designs today,so I mentally dug up very old ideas for sapient land-seahorses hopping on their tails, and just tweaked it into two attempts at seahorse mermaid designs. The generic mer-bikini-top could be better.
Two seahorse mermaids with long tubular mouths, using their tails as feet to balance on firm ground. First one has happy eyes, yellow skin on top, orange skin on bottom half, orange sweeping fin-hair and back fin, and a generic mermaid's bikini-top. Second one has serious eyes, blowing cigerette smoke, blueish-purple skin, a light pale-green bob haircut, a blue tight dress and pale-blue gloves, with a cigarette-holder in one hand.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 13/02/2026
"Hangnail Removed", styled as one of the Dark Souls full-screen messages.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 13/02/2026
Feeling like designing cartooney queens and princess. Here's a Pipe Princess. No that sounds bad, a Sewer Queen. Still not right, oh well.
Cartoon woman of average build with relaxed smile, salmon-coloured skin, and slightly messy reddish-brown hair that falls almost like a liquid. Wearing red valve askew on head. With smaller valve brooch on chest. Yellow latex gloves on her hands, holding a plunger. Brown puffy royal dress with vertical sewer pipe pattern.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 10/02/2026
"meow."
Gary the snail from Spongebob Squarepants, from the episode where a woman is annoyed that everyone calls themselves Squidward, including Gary by wearing a pickle for a nose. Here the pickle is replaced with She-Hulk's arms and torso worn over Gary's eye stalks. The torso also has a mushroom logo on it.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 10/02/2026
hear me out
Mad Drummer enemy from Rayman 1. Body is red, with a muscular torso and disembodied floating feet, hands and head. Hands wield giant maces with spiked chrome balls. Head has single-toothed underbite, and heterochrome yellow and blue-grey eyes, with Dark straight mohawk and blonde curly hair hanging from forehead. Stylised decorations: lightning bolts on feet, yellow pierced heart and silver flame on pecs.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 08/02/2026
"They… look like Jack Dorseys… to you?"
Youtube recommended video, "What the famel gaze really sees (vs male gaze)".  Video thumbnail: two variant images of a single man, both look like Jack Dorsey.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 07/02/2026
I haven't checked how many have drawn the Bibinba Koopa (bsky.app/profile/mari...) people are reacting to, though from pattern recog, I can assume a few. I think I lost some of the original vibe here, even if the recurring heart shapes I added can sell the 90's Girl Version Of Guy aesthetic a bit.
Fan-art of one of Nintendo's 90's era team's idea of a koopa wife for Bowser, which they called Bibinba. She is happily leaning against a balcony, resting her chin on the back of her hands. Her cheeks and head horns are each in the shape of a heart.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 07/02/2026
Rough concept art of a vain greco-roman-maybe-even-bizantinian-ish… guy, for a project. Looks a bit like a pillar too. Some kind of Pillar… Guy, or Column-Man. Drawn in Krita, without ref, which you can tell in many parts of his anatomy. Maybe I'll fix that stanky disproportional leg, maybe I won't.
A painterly full-body drawing, of an unnaturally-pale-skinned man, smugly giving a full-arm-out thumbs down. A crack runs across his face and teeth-filled smile. His hair is platinum-blonde, in the shape of a tall greco-roman pillar. His body is tall, muscular, almost ancient greco-roman, albeit with a pot-belly. He wears a short minimal cloth tunique, with armour around his forearms and legs. A morning-star hangs from his left hip, and another similar circular object hangs from his left. His left leg out of proportion with his right one, his back muscles are drawn somewhat haphazardly, as is his arm musculature and elbow joint.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 04/02/2026
Michael Ende, German author of 1970's children's fantasy book "Momo / The Grey Gentlemen".
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 04/02/2026
Scott Aukerman: "There's almost something chilling about the character of the Joker-- someone who finds the thought of crime to be funny…
…almost as if he's having a laugh?"
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 03/02/2026
@InternetHippo (2023-04-01, twitter): New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convited of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now"
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 28/01/2026
"yeah yeah that'll fuckin wake em up" -- me drawing this
Cartoon drawing of fake news article: "Support good journalism: Subscribe. The Problem With My Generation -- Opinion column by Ayden Hitler." With cartoon picture of Ayden Hitler as young man with modern side-cut perm haircut and pencil moustache, with a facial expression of squinting mid-sneeze.
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 25/01/2026
I havent drawn something cathartically stupid in a while so here you go, just in time for Halloween 2026. I refuse to believe this joke has never been done before. Read Frankenstein, it's fun.
Mr Dr Frankenstein arguing with Mrs Dr Frankenstein, while Frankenstein's monster sulks in the middle and stares at a broken vase on the floor. “Oh, so now he's just MY monster?“. (Artstyle based on Gary Larson's Farside comics.)
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