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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 20h
Taskmaster has died Or I have. Oh no
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 21h
This squeaky lad on #bbc606 is soooo funny. Higher and higher and louder and louder #mcfc
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 21h
Isn’t sport washing great for everybody
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 21h
Let em win it. It’s all fucked anyway. Make it as ridiculous as it can be. Make it totally embarrassing. Make everyone stop their subscriptions for tv. Bathe in it I say
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 21h
Football phone ins are an insight into just how many people really are fucking idiots. #606
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 21h
Burn It All Down Or the other 14 kick them out including the suits and start again and make football for people and communities again #epl
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 21h
A reminder that city were found guilty. #mcfc #epl Not a view. Not a perspective. Guilty And everyone knew it was corrupt. And #cfc broke the ground for this All under #epl rules I see why people are cross. #avfc etc being leaned on while others spend spend spend and no punishments
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 21h
He doesn’t really give a shit he’s just click farming. It comes from dislike of Arsenal not from a fair and proper sporting contest. And I agree with him just not his motivations #lufc
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It wasn’t 4/5 nil Improvement is good Still hate losing when dickhead presenters feltch big team #lufc
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dazn -magically suddenly a global sports broadcaster. Money? Dunno! My legal team isn’t big enough
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hope for the day that ther value of #legacyfans gets recognised beyond the cost of their ticket #lufc Maybe it’ll cycle back like LPs and real books where the emptiness of the option offered turns people back to the original product #oldmanshoutsatclouds
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bloody #tado heating has got no better after 6 years. Programming is so bad. Only ever remember in autumn. Must change
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Rather than #superleague leaving the majority maybe the rest should walk away to #eflpremier leaving them behind on their own. Then let em fight out how to make it work with their lawyers #lufc
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh wow - can’t imagine where said pressure may come from www.theguardian.com/football/202...
theguardian.com
Portuguese authorities took 83 days to tell Rui Pinto his witness protection was ending
Portuguese authorities kept the Manchester City whistleblower Rui Pinto in the dark for almost three months about their decision to end his status as a protected witness
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me too
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Any money? From said fellas pocket? Any clear acceptance? No no but he’s not Marcello who had no rule to accept What is the point these days. Governance is a total joke across all the bodies Good for salary and good lunches though
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pretty sure my bill has gone from 35 to 55 to 80 to 110 in 4 years. Least they’re investing in…. Making bills hard to read
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love a #Yorkshirewater bill. None of the numbers make any sense at all. designed to confuse. The estimates of usage make no sense. It’s a total obfuscation. Spreadsheet time. 30% feels like a massive usage increase. We’ve got an extra human in the house but even so!
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Back to work you filthy animals #thesquareball
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Are we totally sure those are mussels and not muscles? Clarification required
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pink? Are the saveloys back already? How pink? Fat thigh or recently had weight loss belly button?
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looks like one of those ai fale bath bombs Please build it but if any of my tax goes towards it I’ll be outside parliament with a tent and megaphone for the rest of my days (aware this isn’t threatening)
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hoping #lufc and #afc supporters can sing their views of the recent news so clearly that #skytv have to deploy the sound filter for the whole game and it be so obvious it’s embarrassing
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the premier league are also guilty of creating the environment of corporatisation that this can exist in. And it’s such a thin end of the wedge. It’s like “the biggest story ever” until everything else is also looked at!!! Race to spend more is the evil that has killed the game.100m players…
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And I did try and send this via the website But I’m a shy one so wont pipe speak And apparently have to use a google account which I no longer have as their evil Please ungoogle if ya can lads #lufc @thesquareball.net
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Right enough now please #thesquareball #lufc No More Ai Music Please Thanks
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#mcfc are part of the problem. As are all the biggest clubs and the #epl Boo hoo we got pulled up for it and they didn’t Then take them down with you please for goodness sake spend some of that lawyering on taking scum down too #lufc Or shut up
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel for city fans flailing in their justifications for this stuff. Two things can exist. City overspent. Also the other “big” teams overspent above what should be allowed (but is) by financial rules Yes it’s bent. They all signed this stuff though. #lufc
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How many saveloys from a spamtail? Free range spam mind, I’m not a monster.
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s fun to see all OAPs being gaslit into hating a tv show they love coz it’s changed. Coz reasons Couldn’t care myself. Hard on the people working hard on stuff to be told they’re shite I’d imagine.
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Spamtail, isn’t that just an unportiomed Saveloy Sign me up (or out)
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m not a cloud denier but everyone was hoodwinked in the style of uber that it made £ sense Then £££ went up and now it doesn’t. Keep ya critical data and apps local and offload where it makes sense #unfashionable #it #cloud
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This week microAIslop pushed ai features to subs they really shouldn’t and demanded subscriptions from business in the style of Amazon “ad free now costs x” just to keep data in your chosen location and not in the UAE or other not local places. Ouch. That cloud suddenly got ‘spensive didn’t it
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good to see social media is delivering a balanced and nuanced view of the big football news. Cool
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#mcfc aren’t guilty. The owners are guilty. Yeah I know that’s not how corporate entities work.
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hats of to the #libero pod for not pulling punches in language on the events of the week
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So pep calls him “my chairman”. Joe hart his “main man” What is it that drives such obsequiousness? #mcfc
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Isn’t it great we managed to monetise podcasts which were originally a low-production place to get closer to interest groups, and then everyone stuck 2-5 mins of adverts into the show 2-3 times, and mostly the production still sucks Yay
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is #pep just mega money manager doing what you can do with the best rather than the brain guy who reinvented football? He’s hardly had it tough Love to see him at Rotherham and show everyone.
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just the use of the word “sham” is so specific and to the point. It’s such a heated phrase to get past the lawyers it cannot be said without total confidence. Wow Fun times #mcfc #epl The worst is it was so clearly obvious that surely #epl heads must also roll?
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m overwhelmed by the “aren’t city different” from our national broadcaster My god this is just awful PR #bbc5live
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey I’m pretty sure it’s #shilloclock on #bbc5live right now Kerrching
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d add Naked and Sightseers just for the madness
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey just coz “all these people could complain” doesn’t mean “that stuff wasn’t bad” and the legal risk shouldn’t overwhelm the actual illegalities #bbc #5live #joehart
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m pretty sure Joe hart is a totally independent witness to tell a story on national radio Totally independent #mancity #joehart #bbcsport #radio5live
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This will be the last opinion i have on the matter 🤮
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Had to watch #strictly due to family visitors. The casting between presenters was so #thedaytoday it made me laugh out loud To joshy-> and there’s wooden Emma Others didn’t enjoy How is jojo the pro in the room?
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yup nowt that will actually impact revenue for more than 12 Months
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who reckons #mancity will get a multi million fine and pay it from the stuff down the sofa and then we will be told to move on And maybe a 25pt deduction so it doesn’t really impact em I can feel the expensive dinners already #epl
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Llama drama @carpettus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My god this international break has started with a load of disinterest and tedium Yay Football Wooooop
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