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I Know What You Dave Last Supper

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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 4m
This is why you should always draw the belly area as if there were a person forced into an curled up position hidden underneath, for shape/depth establishing and no other secret reason
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 2h
once again remembering when i dropped in on one of her streams for the first time and it was wall to wall antisemitism from her and her chat and then i did not watch her ever again
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 2h
You know, I could’ve sworn you could get rid of the ball and chain this way, but I never ended up in a position where I’d have to find out Moral of the story: if you clumsily cheese off a goddess of death and destruction, don’t expect a bottomless pit to save you from her wrath 😰
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
a big juicy bite taken out of my inner thigh
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it’s easy to find ways to describe surroundings i’m intimately familiar with 😵‍💫
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
softly sobbing while pinned under your colossal mass in your sleep because these sounds tell me you’ll wake with fresh inspiration for how to physically and mentally break me 😰😖😭
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
sob and cry and beg hysterically for mercy while feebly trying to push back against the crushing soft expanse of fat made from morsels just like me that now drowns out all other sights and sounds as I mourn the loss of all my unaccomplished dreams because my life is about to end within your depths 😰
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Been snowed in all day and yet you aren’t pulling your underwear back up and releasing the elastic to snap just under the muffin top where ~80% of my hopes and dreams now reside and flushing the toilet to handle the other ~20% and then going on with your life having already forgotten me
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
A scream born of pain, of desperation, of the mental break inflicted by the world I took for granted having been replaced with this pitch black broiling hell, cut short as I’m dragged beneath the muck and my eyes and nose and mouth fill with burning acids and melted food and my own molten flesh 😰😭😭
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
what if my brain was delicious ice cream and you could open the top of my head and eat all of the ice cream and then i would not have to think anymore
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a cat is looking at an orange being peeled with a faucet .
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I gotta find a way to do something creative. I feel like my brain has withered over time and even simple acts of creativity like “send a funny message in the group chat” is now an ordeal. I used to WRITE Also you should break all of my bones and bite my fingers off and cut out my tongue and eat it
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
kneeling in the frosting of a cupcake with my arms shackled behind my back around a lit candle 😰
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a cupcake with a bite taken out of it and a lit candle
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
zk&/i////&wmw:@.m4[*[\!..x the iciie cream meltting from the movement of youur tongue annd the heat of youri maw creatinng a creammy current that I can onllyy writhe helplessly against whille screaminng and coughing vanilla out of my lungs before i’m swept into the yawnijnng abyss of your gullet 😖💦💦
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I need to be smothered in french vanilla ice cream (the kind with little specks of vanilla in it) and feel too cold and then be in a mouth with the ice cream and be in a state between cool and warm and then be in a belly with the ice cream and the cool becomes unbearably hot and then I am thigh fat
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There’s something special about being in the steaming pit of someone’s gut gasping for stale unbelched air while an acid bath works to strip flesh fat and muscle off the bone with a voice from outside saying that actually THEY’RE the victim and how dare their meal claim otherwise
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Being unexpectedly devoured by someone who’s been trying to lose weight but took one look at me and started drooling and couldn’t NOT eat me and the whole time while I’m being reduced to a meat slurry sloshing in their intestines they’re berating me for having ruined their diet
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
nothing like a sneak preview to get a snack’s composure to fall to pieces while they’re forced to imagine being on the other side of that plush treasure trailed tummy whose belly button has engulfed their head while a pitched tent looms somewhere below their feet erected by their squirming terror 💦💦
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Aren’t I like eight years older than you, you’ve got to wait a decade after making me into muffin top and THEN you can hit me with the “dear”
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FUTURE. that’s FUTURE wobblemeat
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Twice as many lobes to bite you say This is the first convincing argument I’ve ever heard for having both human and animal ears at the same time
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why do they have four ears
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i need you to kill me i need you to kill me i need you to kill me i need to be in the dark hot wet core of you being crushed to death and chemically unglued and harvested for calories while regretting my entire life this is a normal thing to want with desperate intensity it’s SO normal just break me
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
for Maid Day here is Dave the Mouth Maid, cleaning your teeth gums and tongue by hand 💦 First picture by me, second and third by @azureangelic.bsky.social
dave in a maid dress holding a mop and a bucket and looking anxiousdave in a maid dress looking anxious on his knees mopping the bottom of a drooling maw while a tongue licks at his backdave in a maid dress looking anxious as he clings to an enormous canine and incisor for balance in the saliva-slick mouth he’s cleaning
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
This seems like a good time to put up this joint commission with @empressreina.bsky.social (based on a TRUE STORY, or at least a TRUE ICE CREAM OUTING) that we got from spitty who is an OUTSTANDING artist and a CLASS ACT all around
full color spitty artwork of @empressreina.bsky.social about to devour the itty bitty and overwhelmed Dave atop her ice cream cone; she has her eyes just barely open while looking down directly at him to indicate that she *absolutely* knows that he's there 🍦💦💦
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
me being examined by a new follower
pov you are about to devour dave atop your ice cream cone (cropped) from a commission by @spittyart.bsky.social; full artwork at https://bsky.app/profile/carpetnotbig.bsky.social/post/3ma5ds4gxss2rpov you are watching dave about to be devoured by @empressreina.bsky.social atop her ice cream cone (cropped) from a commission by @spittyart.bsky.social; full artwork at https://bsky.app/profile/carpetnotbig.bsky.social/post/3ma5ds4gxss2r
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
it sure is 😖💦💦💦🍖💦💦
an anxious looking dave about to be placed into @elephanttail.bsky.social’s hungry maw by her trunk (also she has a uvula; elephants don’t actually have uvulas but uvulas are hot so shut up) as drawn by @bayte.bsky.social
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
i am food and not a person i am food and not a person i am food and not a person if i ever try to say that i am a person and not food while begging for my life in the face of gastric annihilation know that i am wrong because i am fOOD
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azure @azureangelic.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
why are all my friends edible these days
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i need you to kill me i need you to kill me i need you to kill me i need to be in the dark hot wet core of you being crushed to death and chemically unglued and harvested for calories while regretting my entire life this is a normal thing to want with desperate intensity it’s SO normal just break me
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It is extremely important that I be beneath you on the couch for hours while in a state anywhere between smooshed and crushed and that I be helpless to remove myself from beneath you The level of peril this involves is open to interpretation but the essential part is getting friggin sat or laid on
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
an inappropriate time
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"put alive people in me RIGHT NOW or i’ll be SO UPSET" —harri’s tummy, 2026
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
digestive onomatopoeia and the actual sounds they represent are an art form all their own and their ideal medium is my body being excruciatingly disassembled into lifeless gutsludge
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
jaws cause gauze
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look I deserve a little psychological horror for spooky month. I deserve a little unspeakable violence for spooky month. I deserve a little gut wrenching dehumanization for spooky month. I deserve a little unfair inescapable nightmare captivity for spooky month. I deserve a little bad ending for spo
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a normal and fine thing for me to fetishize, it’s literally normal, don’t worry about it
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I used to be afraid of the Muppet Show as a kid because muppets being eaten by other muppets was distressingly common enough that I’d refuse to watch it Point being is that it doesn’t have to be GOOD forms of kink to leave an impression
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Haha, cool! Also you have a point, if swordfish can be up for debate about whether it’s kosher or not (the orthodox consider them treif but my family was from the conservative movement which allow them) then I don’t see why eel can’t be …I may be an atheist now but this stuff is still in my brain
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
disposal is back on the menu
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
well dang, I thought I was knowledgeable on most obscure jew stuff and yet here are rabbis talking about smooshing their fat bellies together and how their wives are even fatter granted it’s from a misha but this is still hilarious and with clear voracious application, genuinely well done 👏
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
please PLEASE elaborate, this doesn’t strike me as a particularly vorny part of the talmud?
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a loud gurgly tummy with crunching noises reverberating from within interspersed with my sobs
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the autistic deep pressure seeking need to be in a stomach with churning walls comparable to a trash compactor that will break all of my bones and kill me
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is the course of events when most people take a liking to me
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
i might need you to chew on me at all times forever a little bit
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
DID YOU KNOW DAVING: every drop of meat and flesh and fat and blood that surrounds my bones belongs to you and every moment i exist as an alive person drawing breath is criminal theft of calories and adipose that are rightfully yours
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I have a problem in that realistic descriptions or depictions of actually possible gore turns my stomach but also sometimes i need to feel teeth clacking together as they sever tendons and muscle from my bones in great bloody mouthfuls and gorge themselves on my meat while i helplessly sob and bleed
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A lot of times I am too squeamish to focus on specific types of mastication-based gore beyond biting my fingers off or eating my limbs like a turkey leg or being crunched all at once but sometimes you just gotta chomp into the side of my torso like an apple and tear away a mouthful of meat and ribs
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fine but you gotta tear out that second inner mouth bit with your teeth like you’re yanking on someone’s tongue
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I Know What You Dave Last Supper @carpetnotbig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aren’t they made of silicon, I feel like they’d be more chewy than crunchy
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