🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Like I swear they emotionally manipulate you into spending thousands more than necessary by leveraging your pets’ health and well being. And they’re incentivized to go for the highest ticket explanation first, even if it’s actually something super common. We need patient advocates for vets. 120
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I need that reaction image of Ed’s frowny face when Hornigold tries to feed him the soup. I stg Petra makes that exact face when I give her, her antibiotics 😂😂😂 150
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For real!!! 😭 I still have a decent bit of new debt to pay off, but I was so happy to be woken up by Petra pawing at my face to ask to be let under the blanket! 😭🥹❤️ 010
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I had no idea, no wonder they have a 4.1 google rating. 😬 They charged me $700 just for basic bloodwork and IV stuff. My regular vet charges less than that for multiple tests. My brother pointed out that veterinary practices are being bought up by private equity. The Enshittification Strikes Again 🤦🏻♀️ 010
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Addams Family, Edward Scissorhands, and not a movie but Over the Garden Wall is REQUIRED autumn viewing!!! 070
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Also if you’re in the Atlanta area never take your pet to Blue Pearl Animal Hospital. Not only did they make me wait 8 HOURS just to talk to a vet, get a treatment plan, have them do bloodwork and bring Petra back out, they also wanted $5000 to keep her overnight and see what’s wrong. 150
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Petra is doing so much better today!!!! I went to my normal vet and the vet ran some tests and figured out Petra has a kidney infection which we’re treating with antibiotics. We’re gonna check in a couple days to see how she’s doing. But my normal vet was $400 compared to the 5k the ER vet wanted. 8220
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They’re gonna let me take her home early until I can figure out finances. Waiting on the day total. Thank you thank you thank you to everyone who shared. I know it’s hard out there for everyone and that we’re all struggling. But thank you so much for caring and trying anyway 😭🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂😞 2160
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’ve never hit rock bottom like this where I had no options. Everything I try (upstart, care credit) doesn’t work. I’m sitting in a room of the vets office I’ve been in since 6:30 crying because I don’t know who to call or what to do. I’m so terrified they’ll make me surrender Petra for non payment 460
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Petra’s vet fees are going to be an extra $5000 and I don’t know what to do. I don’t qualify for care credit or any of that and none of my cards are working. I’m so scared, I don’t know where the money is going to come from. Please please donate to the go fund me please gofund.me/933c959a3gofund.meDonate to Please Help Me Cover Petra’s Vet Bills, organized by Natalie EustaceMy cat Petra had to be rushed to the emergency vet today after showing some c… Natalie Eustace needs your support for Please Help Me Cover Petra’s Vet Bills 32548
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Thank you!!!! Hope you’re healing well from your surgery! I forgot to ask how it went! 🖤🖤🖤 111
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Thank you so much to everyone who shared the GoFundMe!!! Petra is doing much better today. I’m still waiting on bloodwork. They think she might have IBS but they’re gonna put her on a special food and see how she does. They’ll know if it’s more serious if symptoms reoccur. I went to visit earlier: 1120
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I had to rush Petra to the emergency vet today. The bill is already up to $5000. As most of you know I was let go from my job, and my part time doesn’t start until the Oct 5th. I genuinely don’t know what I’m going to do. Please help or share if you can! gofund.me/75a161d96gofund.meDonate to Please Help Me Cover Petra’s Vet Bills, organized by Natalie EustaceMy cat Petra had to be rushed to the emergency vet today after showing some c… Natalie Eustace needs your support for Please Help Me Cover Petra’s Vet Bills 11017
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026@xrayvex.bsky.social if you’re up for it, I know you could do a stellar job photoshopping Stede and his shapely ligs into these horrible hot pants! 😂😂😂 010
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Also thank you so much to everyone who replied when I posted about losing my job. It helps so much to know that the crew is here for me. I’m here for you guys too. I took a while to just be sad, and now I’m job hunting. I did an interview, submitted my portfolio and am crossing my fingers! ❤️❤️❤️ 3250
Reposted by 🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈🌵✨ Riri 🌙🌵 @whores.horse · 16/09/2026Remember when the gentlebeard reunion leaked for ofmd season 2? 49032
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I found the optional slutty bottoms for Stede’s adventure outfit. Only $800ish 😬 2181
Reposted by 🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈Jenn overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I want a physical copy of Our Flag Means Death so bad. With bloopers and bts and interviews and concept art galleries. And a fold out case. And an extra disc with the soundtrack and score. I want a menu screen with A Pirate's Life playing on repeat. 😤 2626365
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My genie wish would be to feel this level of comfortable both in my skin and in front of a crowd. Because if I did this I’d get self conscious, trip on nothing, fall like a cartoon character and wind up at the ER. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ 050
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026That does give me hope. Lol as much as I joke about wishing I’d just dropped out of high school and started tattooing immediately, 2008 would’ve been a rough year to start! But I can’t see myself doing anything else long term, I’m a lifer lol. 🖤 110
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I got let go from my job today. 😞 I could tell my bosses felt really bad about it, we were all crying, but I also get where they’re coming from. If you don’t have steady clientele, then that’s less money keeping the lights on for everyone in the shop. It still sucks though. I just feel defeated. 23280
Reposted by 🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Internet friendships are like "here's some drawn pornography that made me think of you" 3573792423
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 04/09/2026TAX FRAUD!!!!! My friend has cats called Mayhem and….Felony I think? 120
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Happy Borthday!!!! Here is my fav Ed: 010
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Reposted by 🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈molly @edwardstede.bsky.social · 02/09/2026this is so important to me you have no idea 07819
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 03/09/2026What a sweet looking boy. I’m glad you got some time with him but it’s still never easy having to say goodbye. 😞🫂 010
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Like just imagine, you’re 15, your parents have the stress tolerance of an overheated toddler at Disneyland. And yet they’re respectively in charge of one truck pulling a boat, a moving van towing a car, and then grandma rounded out our caravan of cortisol in her 95 bonneville. 020
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This gave me war flashbacks to moving from NY to GA in 2005 with my parents, grandma, and our dog. Let’s just say printed maps, walkie talkies instead of cellphones, and two people who react to mild stress like April Margera, is a recipe for the world’s shittiest roadtrip. 110
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Hope all goes well and you recover quickly! You got this! Just think, there’s so many good RBB fics to read while healing!!! Sending hugs and all the good vibes! 🫂🫂🫂🖤 110
Reposted by 🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Signs your cleaner is done for the day. 338135
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Also Vivica A Fox was 40 here, may I look this hot in my 40s please. 000
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I’m relieving my early middle school years and watching Ella Enchanted. I did not appreciate this cast as a youngin! (Though tbh I can’t remember if I saw this when it came out or just read the book.) I forgot how many 00s fantasy movies were riding that LoTR wave, Ella is very Arwen looking 110
Reposted by 🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈Kat // #CrewForLife @menchekia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Holy shit I never posted this! Happy DickFuck Day! #OFMDCrafts #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #CrewForLife 07418
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I know, right? The rope border illustration is so pretty. 😍 010
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026So yeah, the seer referred me to someone who can unfuck my life, and we’ll see what happens. Either magic is real and I’m an idiot (ie: curses) or magic isn’t real and I’m an idiot (ie: paying for curse removal) I hope I’m at least stupid in the way that means I can actually move forward w/ my life. 010
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026But it makes sense to me. I do good work, my clients seem happy with my work, I dug into every part of how I do things trying to figure out what was going wrong. And it turns out that mid 20s dipshit me switched life into hard mode by doing the most “white person in a horror movie” thing possible 6/ 100
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026But then I really knuckled down and put in the work. You’d think it was the economy but my co-workers are always booked. I did everything they did with zero results. I knew it had to be something deeper. I felt like I was going crazy. And I know this all sounds crazy if you’re not spiritual. 5/ 100
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It makes even more sense b/c the dude I cursed was a predator who chatted up underage girls and a thief who took money and work from everyone in the shop. Love and money. The things I’ve struggled with pretty much since then. For years I explained everything away as me not working hard enough 4/ 100
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026on witchcraft to even be attempting that. The seer told me I had blocks in various areas of my life. The surreal part was her pulling The Lovers with a couple other cards and asking if I had trouble connecting with people romantically. I didn’t even ask about that or mention it and she KNEW. 3/ 100
🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It turns out that if you do baneful magic, ie curses w/o reading on the situation first, you might just have it boomerang back and clothesline you spiritually. Especially if the person you’re cursing has wards, people looking out for them, etc. I was angry and was not nearly educated enough 2/ 100