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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

@carouselsonfire.bsky.social
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35. She/They. Goth lesbian cat lady tattoo artist. OFMD crew for life. Here to sigh over Ed and Stede and tell people their cats are cute.

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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Like I swear they emotionally manipulate you into spending thousands more than necessary by leveraging your pets’ health and well being. And they’re incentivized to go for the highest ticket explanation first, even if it’s actually something super common. We need patient advocates for vets.
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need that reaction image of Ed’s frowny face when Hornigold tries to feed him the soup. I stg Petra makes that exact face when I give her, her antibiotics 😂😂😂
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For real!!! 😭 I still have a decent bit of new debt to pay off, but I was so happy to be woken up by Petra pawing at my face to ask to be let under the blanket! 😭🥹❤️
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had no idea, no wonder they have a 4.1 google rating. 😬 They charged me $700 just for basic bloodwork and IV stuff. My regular vet charges less than that for multiple tests. My brother pointed out that veterinary practices are being bought up by private equity. The Enshittification Strikes Again 🤦🏻‍♀️
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Addams Family, Edward Scissorhands, and not a movie but Over the Garden Wall is REQUIRED autumn viewing!!!
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also if you’re in the Atlanta area never take your pet to Blue Pearl Animal Hospital. Not only did they make me wait 8 HOURS just to talk to a vet, get a treatment plan, have them do bloodwork and bring Petra back out, they also wanted $5000 to keep her overnight and see what’s wrong.
A receipt showing an estimate for vet care with around 4,000 at the low end and about $6000 at the high endA close up of the previous image.
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Petra is doing so much better today!!!! I went to my normal vet and the vet ran some tests and figured out Petra has a kidney infection which we’re treating with antibiotics. We’re gonna check in a couple days to see how she’s doing. But my normal vet was $400 compared to the 5k the ER vet wanted.
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They’re gonna let me take her home early until I can figure out finances. Waiting on the day total. Thank you thank you thank you to everyone who shared. I know it’s hard out there for everyone and that we’re all struggling. But thank you so much for caring and trying anyway 😭🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂😞
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve never hit rock bottom like this where I had no options. Everything I try (upstart, care credit) doesn’t work. I’m sitting in a room of the vets office I’ve been in since 6:30 crying because I don’t know who to call or what to do. I’m so terrified they’ll make me surrender Petra for non payment
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Petra’s vet fees are going to be an extra $5000 and I don’t know what to do. I don’t qualify for care credit or any of that and none of my cards are working. I’m so scared, I don’t know where the money is going to come from. Please please donate to the go fund me please gofund.me/933c959a3
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Donate to Please Help Me Cover Petra’s Vet Bills, organized by Natalie Eustace
My cat Petra had to be rushed to the emergency vet today after showing some c… Natalie Eustace needs your support for Please Help Me Cover Petra’s Vet Bills
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thank you!!!! Hope you’re healing well from your surgery! I forgot to ask how it went! 🖤🖤🖤
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thank you so much to everyone who shared the GoFundMe!!! Petra is doing much better today. I’m still waiting on bloodwork. They think she might have IBS but they’re gonna put her on a special food and see how she does. They’ll know if it’s more serious if symptoms reoccur. I went to visit earlier:
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🫂🫂🫂
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I had to rush Petra to the emergency vet today. The bill is already up to $5000. As most of you know I was let go from my job, and my part time doesn’t start until the Oct 5th. I genuinely don’t know what I’m going to do. Please help or share if you can! gofund.me/75a161d96
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Donate to Please Help Me Cover Petra’s Vet Bills, organized by Natalie Eustace
My cat Petra had to be rushed to the emergency vet today after showing some c… Natalie Eustace needs your support for Please Help Me Cover Petra’s Vet Bills
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@xrayvex.bsky.social if you’re up for it, I know you could do a stellar job photoshopping Stede and his shapely ligs into these horrible hot pants! 😂😂😂
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Also thank you so much to everyone who replied when I posted about losing my job. It helps so much to know that the crew is here for me. I’m here for you guys too. I took a while to just be sad, and now I’m job hunting. I did an interview, submitted my portfolio and am crossing my fingers! ❤️❤️❤️
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🌵✨ Riri 🌙🌵 @whores.horse · 16/09/2026
Remember when the gentlebeard reunion leaked for ofmd season 2?
Ed teach absolutely bodying stede bonnet with a golf cart
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
😍😍😍 wife goals!
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I found the optional slutty bottoms for Stede’s adventure outfit. Only $800ish 😬
A model wearing horrible but also great tan hot pants with buttons that look like Stede’s adventure outfit.The horrible tan hot pants on their own.
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Jenn overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I want a physical copy of Our Flag Means Death so bad. With bloopers and bts and interviews and concept art galleries. And a fold out case. And an extra disc with the soundtrack and score. I want a menu screen with A Pirate's Life playing on repeat. 😤
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My genie wish would be to feel this level of comfortable both in my skin and in front of a crowd. Because if I did this I’d get self conscious, trip on nothing, fall like a cartoon character and wind up at the ER. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That does give me hope. Lol as much as I joke about wishing I’d just dropped out of high school and started tattooing immediately, 2008 would’ve been a rough year to start! But I can’t see myself doing anything else long term, I’m a lifer lol. 🖤
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I got let go from my job today. 😞 I could tell my bosses felt really bad about it, we were all crying, but I also get where they’re coming from. If you don’t have steady clientele, then that’s less money keeping the lights on for everyone in the shop. It still sucks though. I just feel defeated.
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Internet friendships are like "here's some drawn pornography that made me think of you"
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sleazy ⛓️ december waitlist open @sleazy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Increasingly convinced this is the most important post
Twitter post from January 24, 2019, from @Merman_Melville reading

"Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
TAX FRAUD!!!!! My friend has cats called Mayhem and….Felony I think?
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Borthday!!!! Here is my fav Ed:
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Rowan 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈|👓🪨🛟🌌|🔞 @littlefingies.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
🙏🧎‍♂️
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no context our flag means death @ofmdnocontext.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
comparison scenes of ed teach looking looking at stede bonnet and raising his eyebrows and next two screenshots are stede looking at ed and doing the same, both scenes are from ofmd season one
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𝚛 𝚘 𝚡 𝚒 🦄 ❤️ 🏴‍☠️ @roximonoxide.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ed Teach being the best most supportive partner on the high seas
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val @destroymuse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is so real
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molly @edwardstede.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is so important to me you have no idea
fiest image: stede telling ed he’s a terrible pirate and ed saying ‘oh, come on.’ 

second image: stede saying he’s only got stupjd ideas and ed tells him to shut up (affectionately)
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xray_vex 🎃👻🧡💜💚🖤 @xrayvex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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twt post by user suchnerve
Guy who grew up emotionally neglected: (tone of pleased surprise) "Thank you for hanging out with me again" 
below the tweet i have attached an image of stede and ed from ofmd s1 ep 7 where they're drinking brandy and smiling at each other

#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What a sweet looking boy. I’m glad you got some time with him but it’s still never easy having to say goodbye. 😞🫂
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Like just imagine, you’re 15, your parents have the stress tolerance of an overheated toddler at Disneyland. And yet they’re respectively in charge of one truck pulling a boat, a moving van towing a car, and then grandma rounded out our caravan of cortisol in her 95 bonneville.
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This gave me war flashbacks to moving from NY to GA in 2005 with my parents, grandma, and our dog. Let’s just say printed maps, walkie talkies instead of cellphones, and two people who react to mild stress like April Margera, is a recipe for the world’s shittiest roadtrip.
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hope all goes well and you recover quickly! You got this! Just think, there’s so many good RBB fics to read while healing!!! Sending hugs and all the good vibes! 🫂🫂🫂🖤
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Signs your cleaner is done for the day.
A black and white cat covered in thick cobwebs.
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Also Vivica A Fox was 40 here, may I look this hot in my 40s please.
Vivica A Fox as a wonderfully pink and frilly fairy in Ella Enchanted.
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m relieving my early middle school years and watching Ella Enchanted. I did not appreciate this cast as a youngin! (Though tbh I can’t remember if I saw this when it came out or just read the book.) I forgot how many 00s fantasy movies were riding that LoTR wave, Ella is very Arwen looking
Anne Hathaway and Aidan McArdle in Ella Enchanted. Ella is very Arwen looking.Minnie Driver as the house fairyCary Elwes as a delightfully silly villain with his 00s cgi snake advisor.Hugh Dancy looking adorably baby faced. I forgot what a fey pretty boy he was as a youngin. He arguably still is.
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Kat // #CrewForLife @menchekia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Holy shit I never posted this! Happy DickFuck Day! #OFMDCrafts #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #CrewForLife
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I know, right? The rope border illustration is so pretty. 😍
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So yeah, the seer referred me to someone who can unfuck my life, and we’ll see what happens. Either magic is real and I’m an idiot (ie: curses) or magic isn’t real and I’m an idiot (ie: paying for curse removal) I hope I’m at least stupid in the way that means I can actually move forward w/ my life.
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
But it makes sense to me. I do good work, my clients seem happy with my work, I dug into every part of how I do things trying to figure out what was going wrong. And it turns out that mid 20s dipshit me switched life into hard mode by doing the most “white person in a horror movie” thing possible 6/
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
But then I really knuckled down and put in the work. You’d think it was the economy but my co-workers are always booked. I did everything they did with zero results. I knew it had to be something deeper. I felt like I was going crazy. And I know this all sounds crazy if you’re not spiritual. 5/
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It makes even more sense b/c the dude I cursed was a predator who chatted up underage girls and a thief who took money and work from everyone in the shop. Love and money. The things I’ve struggled with pretty much since then. For years I explained everything away as me not working hard enough 4/
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
on witchcraft to even be attempting that. The seer told me I had blocks in various areas of my life. The surreal part was her pulling The Lovers with a couple other cards and asking if I had trouble connecting with people romantically. I didn’t even ask about that or mention it and she KNEW. 3/
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🥀Nat🥀 Ed Teach’s ADHD Spiral 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @carouselsonfire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It turns out that if you do baneful magic, ie curses w/o reading on the situation first, you might just have it boomerang back and clothesline you spiritually. Especially if the person you’re cursing has wards, people looking out for them, etc. I was angry and was not nearly educated enough 2/
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