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Caroline Hardman

@carolinehardman.bsky.social
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Still not a literary agent…

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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: The Farage of Innocence
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Which is his understated way of saying “quite a lot better than the target I had set myself”… (as I say - very proud girlfriend here!)
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Try getting AI to *ever* come up with anyrhing as magnificent as this opening paragraph, which gets less and less predictable as it goes along…
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes he is. (Happy to help)
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Those teeth *are* quite sharp, yes…
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Super-proud of @gjmale.bsky.social who is doing very exciting things today
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Expecting this?
 A shark looming out of the water
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ooh, this is useful. Thank you!
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(Should say those 4 weeks are no reflection on the teaching, which has been great - just part of the learning process and a case of needing to get a lot worse at something by thinking about it too much, to be able to get better. I think.)
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Halfway through my next improv course, and after four weeks of feeling like I’m getting steadily worse at improv, tonight *finally* felt like things were clicking back into place. Hooray! And thank goodness…
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Spent the evening being an AI chicken, getting cheated on by my elbow-tennis partner and playing a “hairdresser-ofsted inspector” in at least 4 different film genres. Improv is ridiculously fun.
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thank you!
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
4 years of this utter ridiculousness. Wouldn’t have it any other way.
Two people sitting on a bench in a park on Chesham.
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Perfectly xx
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible The beef-52s
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m just trying to work out where someone might be if there are high seas involved…
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Was really lovely, and great to meet everyone - thanks for organising!!
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
👏👏👏
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh, yes! We have some new fans…
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
MERRY AUG-MAS!!
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
On our way too! Looking forward to it :-)
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT IS, DAN
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just seen and replied - thanks! :-)
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Although, being at a wharf is a good start…
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Arrived here yesterday! (x2)
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I consider this some of my finest work.
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You are very welcome!
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
(@gjmale.bsky.social says you could also use it to measure the blueness of the water...) 🛳️
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Just saw this and was thinking you could use it to measure how sunset-y the sunset is! bsky.app/profile/pres...
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Do you have ‘print as image’ selected in the advanced print options? If so, switching that off may fix it.
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Happy birthday!
static.klipy.com
Mic Drop Pen Drop
Alt: Mic Drop Pen Drop
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
you are the very very best xx
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
En route to my first ever improv performance! Which, given the week it has been, is probably exactly what I need. But also, AAAARGH!
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Two envelopes containing what might be *last* month’s issue of Unch magazine, but Dan doesn’t need to know that…
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Probably because we haven’t reached the North Sea yet…
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You should see how much @gjmale.bsky.social is smiling about this…
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Guardian for the puzzle supplement? Us too!
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dan, I think you'll find the correct question to ask in this situation is "AM I IN THE NORTH SEA?"
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
*Smug post alert* This weekend's Listener AND Inquisitor both knocked off (with a LOT of help from @gjmale.bsky.social)! Both quite tricky, but super fun, and the Inquisitor, in particular, extremely satisfying to follow to right to the end.
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You are also very silly (this was my own idea) :-) xx
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
@gjmale.bsky.social hello xx
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This was really brilliant - and such a lovely penny-drop moment!
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
:-) xx
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
@gjmale.bsky.social !!
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Just making sure @gjmale.bsky.social sees this, because he will have THOUGHTS...
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
... but when you've already got a big platform, I'm not sure how well that argument holds water - especially if it means leaving people worrying unnecessarily, and waiting for a year to do a thing which you've realised could help people.
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I also don't understand why you would wait for three days afterwards to announce everything is fine if that was known months ago. I guess the argument is that by timing things to ensure maximum engagement with the show you can capture more attention, and that awareness raising is a good thing...
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Obviously, people are entitled to do what they want with their medical informaiton and when. And obviously encouraging early testing for cancer is a good thing. But I do wonder how many cases *weren't* caught in the year or so between the filming of those episodes and when they were aired.
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
@stonewalluk.bsky.social I’ve been waiting for two weeks now for a promised refund after buying tickets for a cancelled event - the email about this came from an unmonitored account, and further queries are getting an automated response. What is the best way of getting this resolved, please?
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Caroline Hardman @carolinehardman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
HE WAS NOT HOSTING (this is my own idea…)
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