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carolinaregulators.bsky.social

@carolinaregulators.bsky.social
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I'm pretty fucking far from ok.

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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 17h
I've had some salads with pull.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who's the fool? The drummer who can't keep a job? Or the drummer that gave up their dream to sit in the open concept, capitalistic hell escape?
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You mean like Mitch McConnell?
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think we're going to need a new constitution.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bloat and delusions for the men. Dessication and silicon for the women.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
FUPA? FLCA? FUBA?
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Knowing Iran would wipe out much of Florida before even considering California.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mrs Saturday Night Special amirit?
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've watched enough YouTube to have the notion that I could be an HVAC technician. I'm also sure I'd end up in the hospital having shocked myself through lack of training.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What's fresh breath of you can't be caffeinated?
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt: Professional Dumbass
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looks like Natty Yahoo decided to throw up a false flag to gain sympathy for his genocide.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The ghost of Mitt Romney's 47% is moaning.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is being a literal rat fuck a requirement now?
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember that episode of the Wonder Years when Kevin went to work with his dad and they both came home pissed off? Yeah. Capitalism has always been soul sucking.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Keeping big flashlight in business.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who installed her? Is she KGB or Mosad?
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dewar's! Because it's the start of an extinction event caused by capitalism.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Squares are circles with fewer sides.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Don't wait for the translation Mr Patel. Did you or did you not fuck that chicken?
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All Ed Sheridan had to do was keep his mouth shut and collect his money. But no. And now I have to suffer seeing his name in my feed countless times over the last several days.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They got couch fuckers, kid rapers, and now chicken fuckers running the country. Hell, I bet you could throw Kennedy in there and cover most everything else. The one thing they haven't and that I wish they would is to go fuck themselves.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Claude, show me a picture of a lizard man in a human suit.
Lizard in human suit
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hope they keep him alive in this state for a very long time. It's the least he deserves.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah. Nah. Mitch is still dead. You won't convince me that things they rolled out is alive.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don't quite understand the question. But I'll give an unequivocal yes answer.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There are some folks who have in their 'things have gone to shit' plan a high priority raid on the liquor store.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That's it?
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At least the rest are now experiencing what it's like to hopelessly spiral? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They've been winning the way Charlie Sheen was winning when he got HIV.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Add corporate America to the list of co conspirators. Take their contracts, rip them up. Fine them and their leadership. Break them up.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And you wonder why they vote Republican. The heat fries their brains.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What are we doing. Not a question. We are letting the system run it's course. We hope it works for the better. But if it doesn't? I'd rather not find out. I have hope. We will endure.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And they came with their hammers of all types. Those without hammers and those without means to hammer were made capable if only by a nod of their head. And a son shall lose his father's hammer, it being gone from the place it where it was only the night before.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
He got off easy.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What a bunch of narcs.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think it's important to ask if Virginia Foxx has her investments positioned to capitalize on the devil's lettuce.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Bring back dueling.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bock bock bock
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
From the company that brought you involuntary electro convulsive therapy by the untrained, it's Axon Surveillance!
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
But he's still a special boy. Why don't you people recognize how special he is?
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's not about saving Americans money or lives. It's about kicking the backs of people they climbed up on.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If the French tuck is just the front, what country is just the back? What about the left or right?
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He's on a street corner in Louisville drooling and begging for change.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Raphael Cruz, not qualified to be president per his party's stance on citizenship.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wouldn't the manufacturing processes for crayons and glue kill the viri? Would ranch dressing be a better delivery system? What about vapes?
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Poor Milo. Thought being one of the good ones would get him somewhere.
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can I say push Abbott down the stairs on here?
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mama Mia Mama Mia it's the Gulf of Mexico
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carolinaregulators.bsky.social @carolinaregulators.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Father Son Holy Spirit On Donner Dancer Prancer and Vixen
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