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@carnifxx.bsky.social
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putting up missing posters for that dog in me

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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i'm so fr when i say these next two days im locking myself in my room and not leaving. they asked me to come in for work tmrw and i have never said no faster.
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
IM LOWKEY STARING TO THINK THE SAME LIKE EVERY DAU SMTH IS HAPPENING 😭 idk what witch i pissed off but i'm going to need my aura cleansed stat.
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i've been 24 for 12 days and so far have gotten third degree burns on my hand, twisted my ankle, and almost got into a car accident. this curse does not come to play.
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lixie pixie 🍊 @unfinisheduet.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
don’t turn 24 guys it’s walking proof that your brain being closer to fully developed the more the world tries to get you.
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the way that's so deadass
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
can u make mine
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
dude if i drank poison randomly or it got dropped o nmy burns or smth i wouldnt even be surprised atp it would line up with how this week is going.
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I THIUG T IT WAS FINNY
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
www thank u i am Trying My Best (i'm def not) BUT. everything wil be Ok. surely.
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
MORE POSION?? miraculously. i meant. miraculously.
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
ITS OK!!! we cope. i overdose on copium. i hope the scars either look sick asf and i can lie and say i got into a fight with a flame throwing ninja OR they like. somehow more poison don't scar.
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the idea came to me in a vision and i thought it was funny asf.
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
wejejeje
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
wait i love trends. how pinterest sees me! (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) ☆ color ☆ aesthetic ☆ band ☆ movie
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
will u still love me if i have rlly gnarly scars on my fingers
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
WAIT.
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
dude fry vats have mad hands it beat my ass.
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
found out i got #lucky cuz if it was any bigger area i would have needed skin grafts LMFOAODOSODKSL
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
yes my love anything for u. i definitely should have went to the hospital for it when it first happened (i didnt) and also taken a leave off work (i didnt) so im definitely uhhhhh. not making it any better BUT. i have the next two days off so i will be. protecting it better 🫩
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
this is just a kasper update page. kasper dairy.
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
more bsky updates they r third degree burns and i have nerve damage and its all making the blood flow behave abnormally by which i mean with evil intent.
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you < 333 it Was awful but thankfully i have like. a scary high pain tolerance so i was nonchalant the whole time even though i lowkey wanted to cry several times I DIDNT. the burns r starting to heal, at a pace much slower than my Patience Wants, but we #cope
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
so much can happen in such a short period of time i have stories u can't even fathom.
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ALSO DUDE IT BURNT MY CUTICLE OFF I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT COULD HAPPEN
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i am. healing!! sort of. three of my fingers r like #fuckedup and my middle finger might be like. perma not able to bend. and they r gonna make gnarly scars BUT IT SOKAY
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i am. my fingers would tell a different story.
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
well.
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i tried to grab a hash brown and underestimated the distance between my hand and the fry vat
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
update on this it's been 5 days and since then i have also put my hand in boiling hot oil and also got employee of the month so you win some you lose some
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
been at this job for almost 3 months and i'm already getting promoted
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
type "my characters" on pintrest yeah this makes sense
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
yeah this is accurate
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
TtyyYtyy
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
TYSM!
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
thank u can we get married jow
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
u have officially known me for 1 year how does it feel
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
HAPP YHIRTHDYA
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
TYYyyY
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
spreads ur legs
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
THANM U do u think im lame now
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I HAVE TO REPLY TO UR DM but im so lazy i love u
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
dry humps u
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
thank u!
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
thank u i am so scared
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
now that i am 24 i have decided to no longer be chopped or mentallynill or a disgusting oervert #growingup #makingchanges
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
THAN YIU EVERYONE FOR THE BIRTHDAY IWSHJES WHWHWHAHAHAHAAAA I LOVE UOUALL
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
saur anyway.
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
bsky logged me out an i was too lazy to log back in
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kasper. @carnifxx.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
wife threatened to kill me 30 times at Least tonight. i feel the reaper lookin at me thru the window.
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