spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Video game nostalgia is talking about locking up the butler in tomb raider in the freezer 000
Reposted by spargela merkelBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost 252783627
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 12/12/2025The inoffensive human rights lawyer who's been arming a genocide and using every excuse to take away the rights of trans people. But the new statesman would say this because it's been a terf rag for years 040
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Roisin Murphy, there's a special hell for ghouls who made their careers thanks to queer people and then turned their backs on them. Rot into obscurity 090
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Oil arrives at fire in effort to bolster water 000
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Jade Thirlwall came to save pop from whispery midtempo zoomer girlies 021
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Not since Game of Thrones have I seen someone shit the bed with a story ending as badly as Hades 2 000
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Got to the third season of the deuce. Thank god nothing bad has happened to sex-having people in the eighties 000
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Germany celebrating the 80th anniversary of the end of the second world war is like pigs celebrating bacon 010
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 06/05/2025it's Straight People Pretend They're Queer Gala again 000
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Duolingo has been garbage for a while so I'm glad I had deleted it before this news came out 020
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 30/04/2025adding msg to my pasta ai funghi and calling it fusion 010
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 30/04/2025people still watching marvel movies in 2025, the word Fremdschämen was invented for you 010
Reposted by spargela merkelInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23/01/2024It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died. 1856541526
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Getting Germans to send you an email instead of ringing you is almost as hard as making them stop trying to bring back fascism 000
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 27/04/2025at a time of an endless stream of reheated slop, seeing Andor come back with a vengeance and better than ever makes me so happy 000
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Chapelle Roan is gay music for straight people in shopping centres but this is still a hate crime 020
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 22/04/2025The Deuce features the first and only gays that stay covered up after fucking 000
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 21/04/2025When the pope is dead/in the Vatican Who you gonna call? 010
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 17/04/2025the dream of the poshboy hero of those shitty books was to become secret police. Grow up and read another book. Literally any other 070
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Every time I see "mild yoghurt" I die a little more inside 000
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Nobody even weaves their own sigourneys anymore.. 130
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 12/04/2025justin vernon remains the only sad straight man with a beard who i'll listen to and enjoy 000
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I hope the world ends before Christopher Nolan's Odyssey comes out 010
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Listening to charli xcx's best album (NOT that one) 120
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 05/04/2025This is the only Odyssey adaptation to me 110
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 03/04/2025What is the point of the Discover tab being 80% posts of people you already follow 000
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 02/04/2025RIP to one of my favourite on-screen queens www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUcg...youtube.comKiss Kiss, Bang Bang — "Badly's An Adverb"YouTube video by Moist Cut 000
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Illegally attempting to deport EU citizens because they're opposing the country's fervent support for a fascist ethnostate's genocidal onslaught is the pinnacle of German conviction in being wrong 120
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Straight men dance like they're about to commit a hate crime 041
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 28/03/2025These people comsume dystopian sci-fi like it's an instruction manual 000
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Colour-coordinating the laundry as i hang it to dry because I'm a little freak 020
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Today I learnt that "anus" in German is "After", which gives new meaning to Berlin afterparties 000
spargela merkel @carlyraeflexin.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Straight people watching the white lotus is cultural appropriation 020
