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Carly Danger

@carlydanger.bsky.social
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Author of cozy, slow burn romances set in Birch Forest Falls, where love, laughter, and Lake superior meet.

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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Apparently I made a Substack at some point, forgot it existed, and rediscovered it tonight 😂 So I’m finally using it: poems, stories, jokes, and whatever else I feel like writing. If you’re over there too, I’m @carlystory. Come say hi.
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Saw a guy at the grocery store wearing a Dunder Mifflin shirt, so I nodded and said, “Paper, huh? That’s a good product.” He looked down then back up at me and replied, “It’s a… television show.” That’s when I remembered why I don’t usually speak to humans.
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This week I’m teaching about boundaries to my clients and my favorite discussion always starts with, “No is a complete sentence.”
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Good reminder
Not everyone is going to be holly and jolly season. Some are grieving, financially stressed, burnt out, and doing the best they can. The holidays are tough time for many, and you never know what someone else is going through. Be kind. ❤️
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Had a guy explain to me how transwomen in the bathroom could endanger his children and when I explained that his fear is actually other men, not transwomen, he told me I was probably hyper-emotional because I was about to get my period.
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
If you’re sad, and you don’t feel like you know who you are anymore, focus on the person that you were before they told you who you needed to be.
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I was trying to explain Nietzsche theories to my 13 year old and he was like, “oh, like an average tumbler post?”
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
My 13year old put on a pair of glasses at Target and became Jeffrey Dahmer. Sound on.
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
My 13year old put on a pair of glasses at Target and became Jeffrey Dahmer. Sound on.
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This week I’m teaching about boundaries to my clients and my favorite discussion always starts with, “No is a complete sentence.”
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I looked and my last post was one year and four months ago. I took a little break and forgot all about social media and in particular blue sky. Hope everyone’s doing well. Thanks for continuing to follow me in my absence. Catch me up in one paragraph or less. Did I miss anything?
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
If overthinking was an Olympic sport I'd have six gold medals, an endorsement with Nike and my face on a Wheaties box
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
If overthinking was an Olympic sport I'd have six gold medals, an endorsement with Nike and my face on a Wheaties box
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
I want a ghost writer. Who is willing to die in order to write me better posts
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
You want three references from my past employers to prove my capability? Fine, then I want three references from your former employees to prove I’m not walking into a shit show.
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
Sorry I haven’t been funny in 7 hours and 15 days but you took your love away
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
Today in news: rich people continue to do truly evil shit to get richer
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
I want a ghost writer. Who is willing to die in order to write me better posts
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
Sorry I haven’t been funny in 7 hours and 15 days but you took your love away
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to make a mortal enemy is it working yet
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
Today in history: in the early 20th century clothing companies stopped making pockets in dresses because too many women were filling the pockets with stones and disappearing into the sea, never to be heard from again
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
Today in news: rich people continue to do truly evil shit to get richer
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
Today in history: in the early 20th century clothing companies stopped making pockets in dresses because too many women were filling the pockets with stones and disappearing into the sea, never to be heard from again
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
You want three references from my past employers to prove my capability? Fine, then I want three references from your former employees to prove I’m not walking into a shit show.
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
They really published my autobiography without written permission
Diagnostic and statistical manual of mental disorders, DSM – 5
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
Looking busy at work is actually harder work than being busy at work.
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
I think when you stop making fun of people together it’s pretty much over
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
I think when you stop making fun of people together it’s pretty much over
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
Looking busy at work is actually harder work than being busy at work.
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
Whoever invented the speakerphone is an asshole
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
Whoever invented the speakerphone is an asshole
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
BlueSky please add a Trust and Safety Team asap thank you
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
BlueSky please add a Trust and Safety Team asap thank you
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
The best friends stay your friend no matter how much time goes by. You change your name, become a bog witch for a couple hundred years and they’re still there for you when you get back
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Carly Danger @carlydanger.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
The strangest thing about aging is that you’re the same goofball on the inside, but your body turns into a horror show of aches and pains
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