Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 01/01/2026It's mellow here on the marsh! HAPPY NEW YEAR my lovelies ❤️🎉🥰 7450
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 21/11/2025www.bloomsbury.com/uk/sticky-bo... HEY!!!! It's a Black Friday Offer... Nice discount for a stocking filler... Aunty Jean and Uncle Dennis with love a Christmas giggle 🥰🎉🤣🥊bloomsbury.comSticky Bottle'Entertaining, quirky and an enjoyable read' – Phil Liggett MBE'Entertaining... Carlton shows no sign of running out of amusing anecdotes... A worthy sequel tha… 2121
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 10/11/2025See you tomorrow Aberdeen!!!! Let's have a riot (as in giggle) Can't wait 🥰🥊🎉 070
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Happy birthday to me🎉🕺🏻... boy I'm getting old. 1961 was a great year for Chateau Petrus... but a shit vintage for knees. 🥴.... so $10,000 will get me a single bottle... or a new left knee. Erm.... 12671
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 28/10/2025TICKETS ON SALE NOW.... London3day.com The only interenational Track meet in the UK... Starts this Friday for a rocking weekend of fun racing. 1171
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 22/10/2025First night of the UCI Track World Champs about to get underway! We are LIVE with the action from Santiago in Chile... join me and @JoRowsellMBE from 22.20uk time @UCI_Track @TNTSports2 3201
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 08/10/2025This is terrible news regarding a beloved colleague. Funny, clever and always inciteful. Guillaume or "Willy" as I called him will be greatly missed by cycling fans and all who came to know him as I did, a friend. RIP Willy. @eurosport 0290
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Here's your Thursday target folks!!!! LIVE and on stage @StamfordCET Thursday 9th... last tickets... approaching sellout. A prize for the furthest travelled LET'S GET REEEEEEADY TO GIIIIIIIIGLE !!! ....it's a proper good night. See you there 🥰😎🥊 160
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Loving the @UCI_cycling Worlds in @visitrwanda_now ....having a blast with @BriSmithy ....great racing ! 1300
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Me: what's that on the "Specials" board: Oasis Soup!? Waiter: It's chicken soup Me: What's special about that? Waiter: You get a roll with it.... #CGF (Crap Gag Friday.... it's been a while) 4170
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 20/08/2025youtu.be/c5yZ059ZLJI A very early on site commentary from 1998... you can hear a blend of both Jeremy Clarkson and Michael Palin. Both almost neighbours when I grew up. 🤣🥊youtu.be1998 Le Tour VTT Mountain Bike Tour de France Stage 189YouTube video by Constance Bour 3250
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Going through my archive... 1998 VTT Tour de France.... name the kid in orange!? He went on to great things on the road 6130
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Greetings from @Czech_Tour ...stunningly beautiful race with a sprint opener into Karlovy Vary. Join me and @BriSmithy LIVE on site @flobikes and @SBSSportau @SBS 14.30cet 1431
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Today's office @ArcticRaceofN !!! See you all LIVE @flobikes and other providers in just over two hours... dramatic full stage set to end in sunshine.... it's a life 🥰... see you all soon xxx 5222
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Top of the Fjord for ya! See you later LIVE @flobikes.bsky.social and other territories 🥰 Arctic Race stage 2 1290
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 11/07/2025www.bloomsbury.com/uk/sticky-bo... SUPER SALE!!!! Your holiday reading sorted... ❤️🤣😎😍🥊bloomsbury.comSticky Bottle'Entertaining, quirky and an enjoyable read' – Phil Liggett MBE'Entertaining... Carlton shows no sign of running out of amusing anecdotes... A worthy sequel tha… 281
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Tonight in #Taunton! Our final pre-#TDF2025 show!!!. True tales, impressions, backstage views, betting tips... it's a rich cake. AND, as ever, a prize for whoever has come the furthest to be there. tacchi-morris.com/carlton-kirby 030
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Tour de France nearly here sooooo.... WALES HERE WE COME !!!! See you Tuesday and Wednesday... oh and don't worry if you missed Glastonbury... Somerset will be rocking on Thursday in Taunton 😘🤣🥊🎉🎠👍🏻🛼🛼 2130
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Gosforth tonight! SOLD OUT Beverley tomorrow! SOLD OUT Wednesday.....Pickering LAST FEW TICKETS !!!!!! 🛼🛼 @thekirktheatre 2131
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Selling out... last few tickets down your way.... be quick! It's a really fun evening every time ! 🎉😎🥊🎠 271
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 13/06/2025LAST CHANCE FOR TONIGHT!!!! A handful of walk up tickets available... OXSTED Barn Theatre... almost sold out. Come and have a proper giggle!!! Be lucky and I'll see you later 😘 190
Reposted by Carlton KirbyCarlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Selling fast!!!! Don't miss out on a really fun evening near you soon 🎉😆🥊 1112
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Selling fast!!!! Don't miss out on a really fun evening near you soon 🎉😆🥊 1112
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Cheeky tip for today: Remy Rochas... made for this stage. Explosive on walls... been trying to make breaks... On form Romandie... currently 80-1 in places 🤞 070
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Time for "Long Odds Lotto" where each day I give you a long-shot that one day might just happen! ... Stage 4 Giro: 200-1 Tord Gudmestad. Leadout star for Sam Bennett. Default team option on technical finish. 280
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Time for "Long Odds Lotto" where each day I give you a long-shot that one day might just happen! ... Stage 4 Giro: 200-1 Tord Gudmestad. Leadout star for Sam Bennett. Default team option on technical finish. 030
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Come on down!!!! Pre Tour de France shows selling fast... have a dig 😎🥊🎉 290
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Dogs are not allowed to operate MRI machinery in hospitals... but CAT scan #CGF (Crap Gag Friday) 1270
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Has anyone seen this thief!? Easter egg hunt "ruined!!!" Apparently 🤣🥊 We put out two dozen Lindt eggs for the kids. Went to wake them up... 15 mins later 6 remained in the garden. Squirrel Biggs is a wanted creature... hope he doesn't get an upset tummy! 2363
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Ya know, I rarely put on my suit of armour... it makes me look a bit middle aged... #CGF (Crap Gag Friday) 2240
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 04/04/2025A big weekend of racing... so when the sun goes down here's something to keep you giggling! 1141
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 28/03/2025My fly has no nose! "How does it smell ?" Through openings in the thorax and abdomen called "spiracles" "Oh.... " #CGF (Crap Gag Friday) 2170
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Left a message for the wife to say I was in casualty. About 3 hours later she messaged back saying she'd watched 3 episodes on catch-up and couldn't see me anywhere! #cgf (Crap Gag Friday) 1310
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Available now in paperback... your very own cycling calendar with a raft of crazy moments thrown in to tickle. Think of it as a bucket list... with a bucket load of tales! @bloomsburybooksuk.bsky.social 1100
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Genie: You have two wishes oh master! "Make me rich!" Genie: It is done... What is your second wish Richard? "No no...wealth !!!" Genie: Granted... you have no wealth! "Bollocks" Genie: You have those already Richard. And there are no more wishes. #CGF (Crap Gag Friday) 1100
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Welcome to the office this morning! Opening day @TirrenAdriatico ...so to all of those in our gang today: strap yourself in Canada, Asia Pacific Rim, South Africa and.... wait for it: The International Space Station ! That's quite a club! 👋 🔭 7370
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 09/03/2025youtu.be/7oXJzekK2Ns Gosh... even after a crash old Tufty-Bonce still delivers.youtu.beStrade Bianche Crédit Agricole 2025 | Last KMYouTube video by Giro d'Italia 2200
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Harrison likes his scotch "on the rocks"... thankfully this picture was taken just before... #cgf (on my way to Italy for Strade Bianche and Tirreno Adriatico... somebody has to do it!😘 1170
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 04/03/2025What he lacks in leg-bulk he make up for in his solid advice... 🥰🥊 290
Carlton Kirby @carltonkirby.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Selling fast!!!!! Wales and boarders, plus the North East, Devon and Surrey... I get about! ...all to give you a pre Tour giggle! Ticket details below and from the venues 🎉😎🥊 4160
