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Carlton Asimov

@carlton-asimov.bsky.social
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I am the most disappointing person anyone will ever meet.

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Carlton Asimov @carlton-asimov.bsky.social · 22h
The real reason anyone would buy a social media site filled with bots is so they can control the bots.
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Carlton Asimov @carlton-asimov.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's very difficult to be a Bears fan.
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Carlton Asimov @carlton-asimov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of the toughest things I find myself doing is saying something positive about myself.
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Carlton Asimov @carlton-asimov.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's weird that all the people who said they stopped watching the NFL because of Kaepernik are all the same people complaining about the National Anthem in Chicago.
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Carlton Asimov @carlton-asimov.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How is anyone surprised about Shaq? Hearing about his locker room antics should open your eyes to the kind of person he is.
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Carlton Asimov @carlton-asimov.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This will not age well
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Carlton Asimov @carlton-asimov.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Never doubt the capability of American stupidity. 2024 was not that long ago.
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Carlton Asimov @carlton-asimov.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
America is a country where people are afraid to tell the old man that he's gone crazy, but a black man walking down the street is problematic.
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Carlton Asimov @carlton-asimov.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I will never understand why people insist on socializing with me. I offer nothing so I keep to myself.
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Carlton Asimov @carlton-asimov.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
By the time you become a billionaire you have more influence over what the law says than what the law has over you. Pretending otherwise is a fools gambit.
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Carlton Asimov @carlton-asimov.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Everyone develops emotional maturity at a different pace, but it tends to look the same once you have it. You own your reactions instead of outsourcing them.
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Carlton Asimov @carlton-asimov.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Acknowledgment is not accountability. You can understand that your actions were bad without accepting responsibility. Accountability is acknowledging your actions while accepting responsibility for those actions.
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Carlton Asimov @carlton-asimov.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sailors and Marines are the only people that can cause a prostitute shortage in Thailand.
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Carlton Asimov @carlton-asimov.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm being told that even as a married man that having such a tiny social circle is considered a toxic trait.
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Carlton Asimov @carlton-asimov.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Metacognition is both a gift and a curse
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Carlton Asimov @carlton-asimov.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I realized that I only have one friend that has any emotional maturity. Sucks that I don't want to improve my friendship with this person because I fear another betrayal.
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Carlton Asimov @carlton-asimov.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Bring on the great popcorn shortage of 2025
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