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Carl Mucha

@carlmucha.bsky.social
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Not quite done with Democracy. No way we lose 121. I know the best beef stand in Chicago.

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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 2h
Just a dumb fuck from Oklahoma. Nice job, MAGA.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 2h
Dude doesn't know shit about anything. Perfect leader for MAGA.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 2h
On average the US uses 525,000 tons of diesel EVERY GODDAMN DAY. so less than 8 days of fuel. Thanks Donny. Hope that hurricane in the Gulf of Mexico doesn't fuck up your midterm results.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 4h
Should have had a warrant. Thoughts and prayers, fuckface.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 6h
...and this guy knows shitheads.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 7h
Bet the Ukranians are pleased as punch our stupid war will now support Russia's stupid war. The Stupid Club is now complete.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 15h
No accountants then? Fine....
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The Accountant
ALT: The Accountant
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 15h
A reason to vote?
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 16h
Pete lied?
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 16h
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Elizabeth Reaser: Shouldn't You Be Packing?
ALT: Elizabeth Reaser: Shouldn't You Be Packing?
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 16h
I'm ok...
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Baby Trump's Power Pose
ALT: Baby Trump's Power Pose
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Maybe Pete and Kash could do it. Couple alphas
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well, she has the intelect of a 2nd grader, so take that with a grain of rock salt.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I play behind this guy every Saturday
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You now have 4 full days to piss.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I did nazi that coming.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I read it again as I would say it. I love this guy.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jeezuz. Make this guy Attorney General in 2028.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Throw The Towel Damn Towel
ALT: Throw The Towel Damn Towel
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The worst of the worst are in this cabinet.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This guy has been a poser for the last 5 years. Bet me?
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wait. This should not be televised...
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tag day on Friday?
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also, that dude needs a mansiere.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I stress the need to regulate tank tops after a certain age.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
...that was close. Mike?
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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It Can Only Good Happen
ALT: It Can Only Good Happen
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Let's use a $4 million missle to kill him. Par for the course. Hey, Pete. Put him on a fishing boat and send him to the Caribbean.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We have a problem with the morality of our candidates, and purge the ones who exhibit deficiencies. I'd rather live with that standard. Collins is useless and a liar. That should be enough. If it's not, that's on Maine, not the Democratic party.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
White boy. Really white boy. Will not do well in prison. That is why we have prisons.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Dusty Baker defense.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It wasn't Ed Marinaro was it?
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Stacy's mom, not going on.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Setting the standard for stupid. The wrong Kennedy at the wrong time.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What is your second career choice, Tom? Embrace it, and update your CV. Asshole.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Like the 2 mooks behind you?
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And we don't reach for a weapon and shoot up a night club. So, there's that.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not even close, Ohio State boy.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Christians and Lions kinda vibe there, Caligula...
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And that's the problem...
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On brand.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Where is Wuhan again?
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Rachel Green Friends: Just a Tiny Bit
ALT: Rachel Green Friends: Just a Tiny Bit
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So, computer ($) enhancement isn't all that it's cracked up to be?
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WTP.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Some people are not cut out for leadership. Sorry, Mrs. Rubio. You lied when you told little Marco he could grow up to be President. He can't grow up.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At least he didn't say Minnewayneapolis. Because he's smart like that.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So, a literal ballroom? I'll see myself out.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
$67.00 for every man woman and child in the United States. Almost a half tank of gas.
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Carl Mucha @carlmucha.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No, it was for defending the mound with a broken bat against the indignity of Mike Piazza getting solid contact. Miserable human being, good pitcher. Drug user.
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