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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn

@carlmarxman.northsky.social
4.7K followers 4.2K following 33.6K posts

Random middle class, middle aged, mid-level nerd. It can happen here, whatever "it" may be. "Screw you, I've got mine" is not the highest moral calling we can aspire to. The cartoon in my profile is from 1894 and has been relevant since.

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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
How you dune

Over a poster from Dune the movie
except every face has been replaced by Joey from Friends
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 20/10/2026
Since Idris Elba is out of the running, apparently, let me suggest John Boyega
John Boyega, looking dapper in a sharp purple and black suit
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 20/10/2026
As the old meme says
A picture of an orange cat with its head cocked askew, looking like it has an empty skull. Superimposed are the words

I CANNOT BRAIN TODAY
I HAS THE DUMB
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 19/10/2026
I'm still all about the Awesome, specifically the 8Q. Devastating firepower at range, lots of armour, and good heat management. Even in later, high tech eras the basic 8Q can hold up, and is much more affordable than the fancy ones. It's ... Awesome.
An Awesome 8Q battlemech in its original line art drawing. A big, stout, mech with a particle cannon for a right arm and two more PPCs in its torso.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 11/10/2026
Or... hear me out...
A still of Master Blaster from Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome. A big, tall guy in a fierce metal helmet with a little guy riding on his back.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something light and airy? A bit revealing?
A full suit of plate armour, gleaming in the sunlight. The wearer is covered head to toe in shining steel, well protected from harm.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
A diesel train locomotive enveloped in raging flames.

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fair enough. I just try to be courteous and humorous.
Meeeee

A generic middle aged white fuy with a beard and glasses.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh you just wait
Queen Elizabeth looking evil.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Welp, dress for the job you want.
A Sister of Battle, dressed in black power armour. She has a haircut with bangs!
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
SOUP, BITCHES.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
IT IS THE END OF SEPTEMBER. IT IS NOT OCTOBER YET.
A grocery display case containing egg nog. IT'S TOO EARLY FOR EGG NOG.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Want to be like that? Why don't we just return to the heady days of the mid-20th century. The glory days of the West, as I recall. Where the income tax rate alone on the wealthy was upwards of 80%. No pie in the sky, no crazy leftism, an actual regressive RETVRN to the way things were.
A table showing tax rates for select years across multiple income brackets. The key takeaways are the tax rate for the highest income earners in 1949 of 84%, and in 1971 of 80%.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nope.
A fat raccoon saying "Gimme da gorbage"
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe you need a little snack.
A cube made up of little cubes of cheese and meat, with crackers on top and bottom.

Charcuberie, if you will.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 17/09/2026
You're always on about trans rights. WHAT ABOUT TRANS WRONGS? CONFESS YOUR SINS!
An Imperial confessor, with a hat, reliquary, and stave standing above a sea of guardsmen.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm noticing a trend where "nameXX" with no profile picture is the firstname bunchanumbers of bluesky. Hello my name is Firstname Bunchofnumbers and i have some incredibly shitty opinions
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 15/09/2026
And now, screenshots of my latest base from Rust. Check the alt text for commentary!
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 14/09/2026
Like a Cryxian iron lich? More steam punk lich but still cool.
An iron lich. An unholy amalgam of metal, clockwork, and bones wreathed in sickly green fire.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 13/09/2026
Quote from man stabbed:

"What are you going to do, stab me?"
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pokémon?
A series of chikipi, spherical chicken monsters,  in various poses. They are totally Pokémon and not Pals.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 09/09/2026
Are you planning to live underneath an opera house, by any chance?
The phantom of the Opera, complete with his mask hiding his horribly disfigured face.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 06/09/2026
A Dimmu Borger?
A picture of a burger flanked by skulls.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Imperium's a big place. There's a corner of the Imperium where noise marines still use guitars and have big hair.
An old fashioned Slaneesh noise marine with a guitar and big hair. ROCK ON!
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 05/09/2026
You should play Conan Exiles with me. This is heavy armour.
A guy wearing Hyperborean Slaver armour from Conan Exiles. It's mostly chains, leaving most of the body exposed.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Eye of Chaos?
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 30/08/2026
Even V, PI knows how to have a frank and heartfelt discussion with local law enforcement.
Male V, dressed as a 1940s PI with a suit, trenchcoat, and fedora, firing an entire belt out of his machine gun.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 30/08/2026
Again, fair enough. Just dress appropriately for your interactions with the police.
Female V, standing in front of her pickup truck. She's rocking booty shorts, sneakers, and a leopard print bolero over a tank top. Mirrorshades mandatory.

Oh, also a fucking machine gun as tall as she is.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 30/08/2026
But really, the actual apologetics i'd run is "buy the game, it's super worth playing even with the copaganda, and just shoot a cop in the face with a machine gun now and again to balance it out." Nova, choom.
A screenshot of my super cool V from Cyberpunk 2077, making a pose. He's standing in front of his blue convertible. He's wearing a matched red suit with a grey undershirt and nova cool mirrorshades.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 25/08/2026
A skitarii.
A skitarii from Warhammer 40 000
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
Close, but NOT CLOSE ENOUGH.
A Warhammer battlemech decorated like it's from the Imperium of Man. A Warhammer 40 000, if you will.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 14/08/2026
Lemme just look something up real quick...
Sam Neill from In the Mouth of Madness, covered head to toe in crudely drawn crosses.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 13/08/2026
OK, hear me out...
A Warhammer battlemech, but painted and ornamented as if it was from the Warhammer 40K universe. It has a cape, several skulls, some purity seals, and a banner.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 10/08/2026
I thought that the cure to male lonliness was space racism.
The cure to male lonliness is space racism. 

Superimposed over pictures of Helldivers, 40k space marines, and Master Chief from Halo.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 08/08/2026
Ask me about my weight loss program. Embrace unending hunger and never gain weight!
A gaunt, decaying zombie.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 07/08/2026
Dick pics, eh? OK, I'll see what I can do.
A dick pick. It's Dick Van Dyke, of course.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bag. Of. Milk.
A grocery store fridge stuffed with bags of milk. As one does.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 06/08/2026
About that.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 03/08/2026
Queue Blorbius Scrunklius.
I love warhammer 40k fans on here because they’re all like “I LOVE blorbius scrunklius, he’s such a relatable tragic character. The scenes in his book where he talks about how his father failed him always make me so emotional. He’s my sweet little babygirl and I would protect him with my life.” And then I look up blorbius scrunklius or whatever and his canon artwork looks like :

"drawing of a super evil guy with a burning orphanage behind him"
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 11/07/2026
Witcher : noir. It's the Witcher universe but advanced to the 1940s equivalent. Geralt carries two guns: one with lead bullets for humans and one with silver for monsters. Roach is the name of his beloved car.
Geralt, lighting a cigarette using the sign of flame. Yennifer stands wearing an elegant great coat looking mysterious.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 11/07/2026
Behold, a meme from the olden days of yore! Just to point out the prevalence of religious hats. I could not find a version with more pixels, just to date the meme further.
Atheists
We'll never get any respect until we come up with our own silly little hat.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 08/07/2026
Process served!
A japanese man rocking the 1950s rocker look, with an extreme, impeccable pompadour updo.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 06/07/2026
That's very God-emperor of Dune of you.
The god emperor of dune. A horrible amalgamation of man and sandworm.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 05/07/2026
I'm not so bad. Although it concerns me that I had to go back a few months to find a selfie where I wasn't in a hospital bed.
Me. A white middle aged guy with a beard and glasses.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 04/07/2026
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July.
All of my core beliefs are at odds with the scientific consensus on literally everything 

How could all those scientists be so, so wrong?
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 03/07/2026
I would have thought you would have gone for something more like this for 2026.
A woman wearing camoflage makeup suitable for forests.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 03/07/2026
Let's hope the un-set jello mold in his head firms up a bit. Oh, and you're not wrong because you're a silly little man. You're a silly little man because you're so obstinately and incorrigably wrong. Pic relevant.
"That's an ad hominem!"

Yeah, bro. This isn't a debate. I do not respect you.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 02/07/2026
Yes, it's an unsubtle metaphor. But also wise, I think. This is a shot from Gladstone and Bronson. Not my photo.
A shot of some people in a canoe going down a river on Canada day in Ottawa. The context is that the river is Gladstone Ave.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 26/06/2026
If you see this, post an archer.
A painted mini of an Archer battlemech. Its shoulder pods are open exposing the twin LRM-20 launchers that are its trademark armament.
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Carl Marxman, buff Ogryn @carlmarxman.northsky.social · 20/06/2026
I'll respond with a Chelsea glamour shot.
Chelsea the calico cat in her fairy princess dress and her finest pearls.
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