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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And a big stretch of the vines, from the oktupmkin waking up.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm surprised with this shape of a non-linear gas tank. I generally expect the ones that start out optimistic and diminish quickly when close to empty, since that matches the most intuitive shape you'd expect for tank geometry.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Time for some seabed parkour.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When AI ruins everything, hurrah...hurrah...
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As opposed to 2-hand touch football, or flag football. In the interest of safety, they train school-age football players to find safe alternatives to tackling, such as if you touch your opponent with two hands, it counts in the game as if it were a tackle.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe you can recommend Moomin themes.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ah, now I see. They must've reimagined it for the English translation to fit the tune.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Those look like the N&N's that Penn and Teller used in one of their BS episodes.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
France's nickname for itself, from the anthem lyrics.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bon voyage to the fatherland.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How did you get the golden retriever to stay so calm next to that beast?
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm still waiting on Element 138, to call it Feynmanium, because Feynman predicted Element 137 was the largest possible element. The theory he used is now known to be incorrect, and the largest possible element is now predicted to happen in the 170's.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Maybe @gork.it can help you
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Seriously? All you have to do is look up the Wiki article on the internal combustion engine, and you see that spark plugs and engine oil are engine-specific parts of the car. Doesn't take a genius to figure out that they aren't applicable to EV's.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Paul's picture is backwards.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I found Odlaw.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'll ask NotThatMattWalsh, and see if he knows.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Doidld Tyatsmyr is the nunnet oO BNaANMNP NYTNH.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Should've called it "My Big Fat Γrεεϰ Wedding".
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
They can still achieve the same effect, and make pronouncible Γrεεk instead of Grssk, with the letters at least resembling something close to how they should sound. Δε ΩẟΥςςεΥ
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
You mean, his name isn't Lyaiold Schwlyazeiggeya?
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
When I left work today, I thought I saw the moon, almost looking like an eclipse. Then I realized, wait, the full moon isn't on the west side of the sky at the end fo the day. Turns out, it was the sun. The haze made the sun so dim, it looked like the moon.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Did someone get trampled by a bison?
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I thought the orange and blue might be a symbol of your sky photography.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Gork says it's true.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Matt Vogel's graduation speech as Kermet was a nice surprise.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Nice work, Vitty.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I think The Wolf is a nickname for her ex-boyfriend.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I just imagined your writing in Bob Belcher's voice
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The ultimate dead end job they want us to all eventually have.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Why am I not surprised?
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I think Mickey is shocked because it's a ghost of his own species.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Live long and prosper, Mr Spoktopus.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Lots of Papa Ninja's little baby ninjas.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Did RFK Jr lie? Or did he just spread misinformation he sincerely believed without knowing it was false?
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
To be fair, I don't think I could tell JD Vance apart from your impression of him that I call DJ Vance.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This is also a post about Chicago.
A post about Chicago
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
@xkcd.com says, "there was no alt text until you moused-over."
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I thought Pope Ratzinger resigned. Was the current pope involved in that scandal?
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Your work motivated me to contribute to help support Cara, when you drew Ariane serving coffee to the little black Cara figure.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
What they really mean is "purple doesn't exist as monochromatic light". But that doesn't make as catchy of a headline.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Which Joker? Batman's nemesis, or Steve Miller?
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I thought it was for cheating on homework.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
He represents himself as the octopus. The lady is his girlfriend. Shiny describes her outfit.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
∇🙂=👨‍🎓 ∇×🙂=👨‍🦱
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
As far as we know, it's zero. Until we discover magnetic monopoles.
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carlchansen.bsky.social @carlchansen.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Stay strong, Serge. I hope Epic appreaciates your talent as much as your Bluesky fans.
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