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Carl Spackler

@carl-spackler.bsky.social
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#NAFO Fella Forger and chief illiterate. Russia Delenda Est

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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
New Fellina delivery for a Twitter user but posting here as well
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Happy Birthday Lithuania. Love the Baltic States! Found this Lithuanian Knight I forged to help celebrate. He's ready to bonk some orcs!
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I, for one, welcome "marshal" law
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
This is the way.
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Pumpkin
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I regret to inform everyone that it's going to get a lot worse.
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Tell me you have to fund $500B of chip purchase commitments with equity without telling me you have to fund $500B of chip purchase commitments with equity.
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
That's crazy. We actually canceled our health insurance this year because it's cheaper to pay out of pocket and we are fortunate enough we can self insure (e.g. we have enough savings for anything big and if nothing happens we come out way ahead)
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Been awhile since I forged a Fella. It's good to be back! New email Fella delivery. @official-nafo.bsky.social @goblinsoup.bsky.social @afkakama.bsky.social
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Our new kitten got his booster shot but now I'm Cargo 300
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Is 18 seconds long enough to get a radar lock? Asking for a friend...
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
One of NAFOs funniest moments
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Most things look better as Imperial Fists
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Invincible
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Always brings a smile to my face seeing one of my OG Fellas!
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Bought our first multi-unit investment property. Spackler (Slum Lord Era) is officially starting 😂
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
🤣Fuck ICE I know I'll get added to the watchlist but: When the two crew cut Feds show up but find out I don't answer questions:
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Happy cat(kitten)urday
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Letting Cursor make changes to two test suites back to back without double checking anything first. cc: @dberi21.bsky.social
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Little dude is absolutely chuffed my wife his home sick
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
My wife tucked in our new kitten for his nap.
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Running PyCharm and Cursor/Claude side by side with Docker also running in the background to push my 10 year old Thinkpad to the absolute brink of death.
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
eepy kitten
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
New kitten!!!!
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I used to own a Jeep just like that years ago! 😍
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
It's so you can fall back on your intellectually superiority as a crutch for being poor 😂 (Source: personal experience)
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Time for GROM to visit moscow
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I don't know whether to be proud or appalled lol
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
The parking garage in Seville was a weeee bit tight
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
5 Star Hotel. Gucci, Burberry, Prada flip flops all scattered over the pool deck. Me showing up in my $15 Target t-shirt and flip flops I got for free at the dolphin swim at Zoo Marine.
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Loving Espana so far
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
After giving it careful consideration, I have decided to become worse
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
ARTEC Boxer starting to take shape!
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Do I have an interest in the Horus Heresy? No Do I have an interest in making bad financial decisions and plastic crack? Yes
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Yeah but they are generally not part of standard health insurance plans and not covered by standard Medicare either. I only ever had a dental plan twice as an adult, it was usually just out of pocket. But yes wait times are very short usually.
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
at least you have dental plans 🥺 (sad American noises)
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Me hearing about an opportunity for fresh food
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
When someone makes a great joke you didn't think of
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
New forge for a former marine joining NAFO. Camp is ready Fellas! @official-nafo.bsky.social @goblinsoup.bsky.social @afkakama.bsky.social
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
eepy
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
lol, mine was more like "I got King Kong in my trunk, King Kong in my doors My nuts play ping-pong from the noise You can hear me from a block away I'm sittin next to yo' ass and can't hear, what you got to say" Meanwhile I'm in bschool driving a bone stock 99 Jeep Grand Cherokee.
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
💯 Listened to (and still do) gangsta rap (mainly West Coast stuff) and I'm as Bill Burr would say "shockingly Caucasian"
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
What if the real trade deals are just the friends we made along the way? 🤔🤣
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
A pair of MOWAG Piranha Vs w/ Elbit UT30MK2 turrets take up defensive positions at FOB Spackler.
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
When your intern tells you that you need to use AI more
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Carl Spackler @carl-spackler.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Uh... guys... we're gonna be a little low on kibble this week. NAFO reduced to half rations.
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