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Cari Roy

@cariroy.bsky.social
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Futurist, Optimist, Motivator, Muse. INFP. DSA. Generation Jones. AuDHD. New Orleanian. All Power To The People.

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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I just got my $90 dollar check.
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Spit Take
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ossoff and Slotkin would be a pretty unbeatable ticket. Just putting it out there into the universe. So mote it be.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Low polls and loose bowels. Either way, DT is losing his shit.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ice coffee in interviews? What a bunch of pikers. In my day we used to do quaaludes and Martini and Rossi to wash em down and I got hired every time.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every time I see Hegseth I hear this song. God bless The Bonzo Dog Band.
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Mr Apollo (2007 Remaster)
YouTube video by Bonzo Dog Band - Topic
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So Boebert's a nympho...color me shocked.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Back in the Fall of 2020, I knew what was going to happen on 1/6/21. Fast forward to today and I know they aren't going to seat us willingly when we win. This winter will be all kinds of fuckery and we're going to see if we'll have a democracy or not. Plus, 11/3 is a mercury retrograde too. Oh joy!
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't trust that is Mitch McConnell. Somebody needs to check his prints.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Farewell, Dolly, you were embodiment of everything that is good in this world. Thank you for setting the bar high. May we all aspire to make you proud and to live by the motto of WWDD, and then do it.
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Dolly Parton Smiling in Pink Dress
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You can't negotiate with psychopaths.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This warrants a repost.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Blanche is a total moron who is too stupid to come in from the rain. I'd prefer an amoeba to this asshole and would argue that it's more advanced.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This Senator Has a Very Midwestern Plan to Save the Democrats The Michigan senator says her party has a lot to learn about Midwestern nice.
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This Senator Has a Very Midwestern Plan to Save the Democrats
The Michigan senator says her party has a lot to learn about Midwestern nice.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The only thing that's safe to eat in America right now is a bowl of steam.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Andy Beshears must have caught Merrick Garlanditis. Not a pair of balls between them.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Mitch McConnel has been dead so long he's reincarnated already.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Meanwhile in Kentucky.
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Herbert West Reanimator
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It's a start.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Cyclosporiasis = Lettuce Pray
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Soulless, faceless, heartless, mindless...a pox on all their MFing houses.
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Neo-fascist group Patriot Front parades Confederate flag in Washington DC on Fourth of July
Hundreds of masked members of the white supremacist organization marched and chanted in the US capital
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The kids are alright!
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Mr America
YouTube video by Knights of Molino - Topic
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starrysky31.bsky.social @starrysky31.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
This is great! Listen to it!!
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I have always felt Roy Cohn taught Donald Trump everything he knows and I do mean EVERYTHING. This picture says it all. Just pretend your eating an ice cream cone son...
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
They folded like a cheap suit. A shameful act that I hope haunts each one of the 8 to the grave and beyond.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
RIP Prunella Scales. An icon of British comedy. Thanks for all the laughter!
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Fawlty Towers: The best of Sybil
YouTube video by Fawlty's Vault
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Sweet Weeping Jesus on the Cross why won't these folks retire!?!?!?!
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McConnell Stumbles and Falls at the Capitol
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
The Kennedys should have kept this one in an attic in Hyannis Port.
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RFK Jr. Ties Autism to Circumcision and Tylenol in Bonkers Rant
The Health Secretary also accused some pregnant women of having “Trump Derangement Syndrome.”
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
This administration has zero fucks to give & lies with impunity. I truly don't feel that dems in DC have any idea how to deal with psychopaths. They play nice & needed to hold Bondi in contempt & put her in jail as soon as she started with the bullshit. WTF are they waiting for?
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Living in these times makes me wish I had the drugs that got me through the 70s.
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Truckin' (2013 Remaster)
YouTube video by Grateful Dead - Topic
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
“I bear my burden proudly for all to see, to conquer prejudice and ignorance and hate with knowledge and sincerity and love. Whenever you are threatened by a hostile presence, you emit a thick cloud of love like an octopus squirts out ink...” ― William S. Burroughs
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into heaven.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
What a bunch of wankers.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I was diagnosed HFA - high functioning autistic a dozen years ago. My father is too as were my grandfathers. Both were engineers & inventors & exhibited autistic traits but were never formally diagnosed. It ain't Tylenol & it ain't vaccines. It's genetics & for me & many, many more it's a gift.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
About 10 yrs ago I read this story. Perhaps this whole BS is them explaining the fact that they have no empathy at all. These psychopaths chew Tylenols like candy. I guarantee.
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Researchers Examine Why Tylenol Affects Empathy
Nearly one quarter of all Americans reach for a bottle of Tylenol every week to take the edge off a headache, fever or toothache. Experiments suggest it might also have another effect on you.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The pastor has more balls than any of those camo clad clowns.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Who the fuck would take advice from this pair?!?!
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Free Speech, motherfuckers!
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The People vs. Larry Flynt (7/8) Movie CLIP - The Supreme Court (1996) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
While I have a lot to say about how Woody Allen conducts his personal life, this film bears re watching now.
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The Front - Official Trailer - Woody Allen Movie
YouTube video by Woody Allen
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Teddy knows.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
We've got a 5 alarm fire happening, y'all. They are burning it all the fuck down. Adios First Amendment unless we take a stand NOW. I'm angry, terrified and appalled.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
"The Party told you to ignore the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I am a New Orleanian with a home & business here and I can attest to crime being way down. Gov. Landry is a polyp so far up DT's ass you'd need a proctologist to find him. We don't want National Guard here anymore than they did in LA and DC. Total BS & a manufactured crisis.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
20 years ago my whole world was wiped out in what we New Orleanians refer to as The Federal Flood. Katrina took the Easy out of the Big Easy & it's been hard living here ever since. I love my city & am grateful I had the means to come home & rebuild but I do miss our life here before that storm.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I have never ever set foot in a Cracker Barrel, Chick Fil A or Hobby Lobby. Not once in 65 years, in the South.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
If I was younger I'd be calling for full on Lysistrata. Either that or the Divine Sisterhood of St. Lorena Bobbitt.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I'm not a peace-nick type. I came of age in NYC in the 70s & you had to be scrappy to survive. As long as I've been old enough to vote I've screamed for our leaders & candidates to fight back. Turning the other cheek is total bullshit & why we're here. It's about time we go scorched earth on MAGA.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Here in New Orleans, where tourism is our life's blood, the streets are dead. I haven't seen it this bad since right after Katrina. My business has experienced this before after 9/11, Katrina, BP Oil Spill and Covid because these were disasters. Now I add to the list MAGA which is also a disaster.
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Cari Roy @cariroy.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
As if Mr. Creepy McCreepyface needed to be any creepier, there's this.
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