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@caribou.monster
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Internet caribou. PNW. In stereo where available. She/her or they/them. 🏳️‍⚧️

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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 18h
I'd made a stupid edit to the "long day factory" meme but it came out pixelated so I drew the above comic instead
A poorly compressed picture of a noodle dragon saying "I hope I have a lóng day" in front of a "lóng day factory"
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 18h
Clocking into the *checks smudged notes on her hand* "long day factory"
A comic. In the first panel a caribou with a purple tie says "I hope I have a loong day"
Sound effect: "poof!"
A very long rectangular panel has an eastern dragon wearing a purple tie, standing in front of the "lóng day factory". She is longer than the panel
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 04/10/2026
I was surprised to find that after sitting with a flat battery for over a decade my old Pebble still works
A red Pebble watch showing the "now playing" interface. The interface reads "Piemations" and "big balls -- scratch2"
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 16/09/2026
Would u trust this man to offer u a differential diagnosis?
Gregory mouse from Gregory Horror Show looks at the viewer
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 16/09/2026
I started watching this weird PS1 ass horror show and the fact that the mouse's name is Gregory just keeps making me think of the TV Show "House" and this got stuck in my head
Gregory mouse is on a cover of what looks like a DVD box, with the title "HOUSE" and various other characters from Gregory Horror Show in a row. It is a parody of the DVD cover of the House TV series
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 11/09/2026
I did some draw-overs I thought were funny
An anime screen grab draw over. A caribou-dragon grabs her chest. The caption reads “my breasts have 1000 terabytes of memory”A workwear magazine cover with an orange and a green kobold drawn over the people on the front. The letters “ko” are added so the text at the bottom reads “be kobold”
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 15/08/2026
So is this a 7440 or a 604e or a 970FX or what?
A picture of a box of "Kraft PowerMac™" dinner
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 06/08/2026
Found my orb #noodle
a picture of a transparent glass persimmon
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 31/07/2026
*slurps you*
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 30/07/2026
Steam recommendations: "Is this game relevant to you? ✅Similar to games you've played: Power Wash Simulator -- 98h on record"
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 28/07/2026
This is in addition to throwing out HIG and sticking window elements in the title bar its self. Where do I click and drag??
A screenshot of the excel title bar showing "extra" stuff stuffed in the title bar in contravention of typical UI guidelines and traditions, making affordances more difficult.
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 28/07/2026
I love how, because I specifically and on purpose don't have a license that includes Copilot, Microsoft puts a nasty little button in the title bar of every Office application encouraging me to "upgrade" to get more "features" (the "feature" is Copilot)
A screenshot from Excel showing the button suggesting I update my plan
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 14/07/2026
That reminds me of these I made in December 2024 lol
A picture of Dipper Pines from “gravity falls” holding a piece of paper with the Microsoft copilot logo on it saying “this is worthless”A picture of Dipper Pines from “gravity falls” holding a piece of paper with the apple intelligence logo on it saying “this is worthless”
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 10/07/2026
Shout out to the other planespotters in the PNW who are probably going wild over seeing an Антонов АН-124, out of KBFI, in the wild, over Seattle today.
A flight track from airplanes.live of AN-124 with tail number UR-82072. The Antonov AN-124 is a heavy lift vehicle and the largest operating transport plane.
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 02/07/2026
Kuru-kuru
A picture of a circular trackpad on a Panasonic laptop
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 28/06/2026
I just remembered I had this paint-over album cover I got a decade ago from @iamjoemeyer.bsky.social so I got a frame for it so I can put it up
A paint-over on an album cover of a caribou in the air holding a flugelhorn with the title "keb and games"
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 21/06/2026
Billboard proclaiming "I love the inflation." With a picture of the smug orange US president
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 03/06/2026
Bees are friends
A Vancouver bumblebee (Bombus vancouverensis) visits a Himalayan Blackberry flower (Rubus armeniacus) B. vancouverensis visits another R. armeniacus bloomB. vancouverensis visits another R. armeniacus bloom
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 01/06/2026
🏳️‍⚧️
First panel: a mermaid sits on a rocky outcrop and plays a lyre.
Second panel, a pirate with an eyepatch says "I don't like the thing you are doing can you do a different thing that I like"
The last panel: the mermaid has a grouchy look and says "I will increase the fucking thing" while she continues playing music
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 26/05/2026
I set up the IP phone I got at the local used computer store with my SIP number and even got it customized.
An IP desk phone displays a picture of a big fluffy noodle dragon looped around the Space Needle. The telephone number is covered with a sticker of a noodle dragon sticking their tongue out.
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 23/04/2026
It looks like WA is finally offering EV plates, with a retro green-on-white design that's an homage to the plates design before the current one featuring Mount Tahoma dol.wa.gov/vehicles-and...
A sample license plate for the state of washington. It has green text on a white background and says "washington" at the top and "the evergreen state" at the bottom
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 14/04/2026
OK that's cool. KDE connect shows the "now playing" from my computer on the lock screen through the android "now playing" API
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 12/04/2026
A nidoran is asking a caribou if she is buying sticks. The sticks in her trolly are actually bamboo stakes. The self checkout is saying “unexpected item in bagging area!”
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 30/03/2026
It's been a while since I've seen the view of the city from the top of the Space Needle, so I wanted to change that for Macro March 🎨 @nikkyvix.nightfox-arts.com
A fluffy white eastern dragon with a fluffy black mane wraps herself around the space needle
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 30/03/2026
It's been a while since I've seen the view of the city from the top of the Space Needle, so I wanted to change that for Macro March 🎨 @nikkyvix.nightfox-arts.com
A fluffy white eastern dragon with a fluffy black mane wraps herself around the space needle
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 24/03/2026
"'Drywall Eating Simulator' is similar to this game you've played:" If that's not an indictment of office jobs I don't know what is
Steam store screenshot. "Is this game relevant to you?
✅Similar to games you've played:
'Amnesia: The Dark Descent'"
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 23/03/2026
This post brought to you by KEXP
Drake meme format with Sayori. First panel caption with sayori rejecting: "Voice training." Second panel, sayori pointing approvingly: "singing along yo songs in the car with a femme voice"
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 12/03/2026
>Power outage >smoke detectors go crazy >unplugged and with the batteries removed they're still beeping WTF
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 28/02/2026
I got a thermal printer and can make stupid stickers now
A green circular sticker depicting a dragon snout with barbels and a tongue sticking out
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 27/02/2026
This is what the inside of my head sounds like
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 13/02/2026
Not a trick question, sorry
Icons that look the same, labeled Excel, OneNote, and Word
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 12/02/2026
Can you figure which one is Word, which is Excel, and which is OneNote?
A picture of three office icons with android adaptive colors enabled. They all look like rounded rectangles with lines on them and are impossible to distinguish without color or titles.
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 05/02/2026
A caribou inspects a banana slug on a branch
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 05/02/2026
Get it on Poob
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 04/02/2026
Yep! He's also Mr. CFC.
Thomas Midgley Jr.'s head on the Snow Miser's body from the 1973 stop motion movie "The Year Without A Santa." There is text reading "I'm Mister Tetraethyl Lead, I'm Mister Freon."
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 03/02/2026
Is this anything?
A picture of Thomas Midgley Jr. With sunglasses in front of a globe. There is faint text reading "Mr. Worldwide Climate Catastrophe"
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 01/02/2026
A caribou looks grumpy and is saying “I love naps. I love waking up sweaty and disoriented.”
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 30/12/2025
This was how Tahoma looked this morning on the route south.
A silhouette of Tahoma in purple in front of a yellow sky
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 29/12/2025
A view of downtown seattle, with the Space Needle superimposed in front of Kulshan (Mt. Baker) and a large white and green ferry plying the Puget Sound below.
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 24/12/2025
A decorated Christmastree with the word "UNACCEPTABLE"above it with a "no" symbol (🚫) superimposed on the tree"
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 06/12/2025
Have a doodle I did earlier today of a kobold opening her mouth and making a square wave.
A kobold opens her mouth and a perfect square wave comes out. A frequency analyzer registers 2600Hz
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 04/12/2025
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 12/11/2025
Found some political cartoons from 30 years ago while cleaning up
A series of political cartoons depicting Newt Gingrich, the republican elephant, and workers concerned about their pay and suggesting unions as a solution
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 10/11/2025
Whenever these trailers start squaking at me I always think they'll say "A new life awaits you in the off world colonies!"
A product graphic depicting the parts of a surveillance trailer for marketing purposes, pointing out trailer, solar panels, mast, cameras, and speakersA surveillance trailer parked on grass in a parking lot Own picture. A surveillance trailer
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 05/11/2025
Scooby-doo meme where fred is going to unmask the villian. Top panel the villain has the word "abundance" over the face. Fred unmasks the villain and it's a picture of Ronald Regan's head with the word "trickledown".
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 04/11/2025
More keyboards need good trackballs. I like a good trackball. I'm not biased
A wireless thumb operated trackball sits on a desk. With a big blue ball
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 04/11/2025
Is this anything?
A cactuar silhouette in a circle, holding a hatchet, a-la Psycopath Records, the Juggalo record company
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 24/10/2025
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 23/10/2025
The horn goes »yip«
A kobold is driving a golf cart. They are pressing the horn. The sound the horn makes is »yip«. The kobold seems pleased with this
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Beast That Can Talk @caribou.monster · 22/10/2025
A yellow kobold drives a golf cart with an "oversized load" sign on it, with a dragon looming in the distance
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