PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Please bro got me begging for a face paint 110
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 30/09/2026fuck yea bro, stroke it out. tell me more. 110
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I got this jar of Banana PeanutButter from Athens and I swear to god they do everything better in the EU 0190
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 29/09/2026incredibly, the Iranian government at one point praises Americans 'No Kings' protest. Which, I suppose we're just dry-fucking irony at this point. 190
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026omg we're the same. we both hate mondays and love drinking from the tap 060
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comElmo Says 'Do It!' in BookALT: Elmo Says 'Do It!' in Book 010
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 26/09/2026how dont you have back pain pulling that truck 040
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Balls so low that bussy playing ping-pong 1280
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 26/09/2026They’re all younger than 30 too, and when they hit 30 and try that ONE TIME…static.klipy.comMr. Potato Head: Lifting MusclesALT: Mr. Potato Head: Lifting Muscles 030
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think it was from the ep of Brave and Bold where plastic man was constantly outshined by elongated man 010
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hot take: If you bounce the barbell off your chest during a chest press you’re not strong 🤷 3211
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You’ve never felt your butt bone on a chair and I love this for you 😭 1170
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 26/09/2026College tatted muscle jock at the gym is reading a hardcover of Dungeon Crawl Carl and Im just 2370
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ive never seen a person with a political ideology I identify with do something like this. Zelenskyy wouldn't hop on the world stage to bash DeSantis (tho how fucking cool would that be) 1101
Reposted by PlasticManifestoiKE PASTEL @ikexpastel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Was in an art show! 🎨 4878
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Going need to grab that chest while I ride so I dont lose my balance 130
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 25/09/2026How is he a real thing that lives with me? 0320
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 24/09/2026im not a fan of his music generally but this album is GREAT so far 120
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 24/09/2026fucking rude. here let me make up for them 000
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“ Certainly not accuse those of us being here of being terrorists” means “ I thought these agents were only going to go after black and brown people not the white people.” 052
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026God I need to move back to a state where it’s legal. Screw Atlanta 010
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026god I want to be peeled and cored so badly 140
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026What if I asked you to explain while doing this 👉👈 160
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hooked up like 8 times over 3 weeks while on vacation and I fear it unlocked something in me 🥵🍆🍑 4750
PlasticManifesto @cardioandcode.bsky.social · 22/09/2026the secret is just always be a little hard. 290