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And I thought I was getting calloused hands from working on cars lmao 🤣😂😅 and I'm sure the number far exceeds that, that's stored on my PC, not sure if I can count that high 🤔has to be well over 200, what a pervert 😏

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 2h

You're close, 96 and there was a few that got ruined somehow 🤭 that's a lot jacking off lmao 🤣😂 that would make a hellva mosaic, if I could just find a wall empty enough to put them on 🤔

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 2h

Well thank you, and I probably will keep on being my deranged self lmao 😂 I guess if someone doesn't like it they can block me, it won't be the first time 🙄 so I was doing housework this morning while it was still cold out, and counted the pic's of you, I was surprised, care to take a guess 🤔

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 3h

Good point, be like a promotional ad lmao 😂 yeah I guess sometimes I try to be too clever or witty or funny, whatever I'm too full of myself sometimes, I probably should rein myself in a little IDK

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 4h

Yeah it sounds funny but I probably won't, I guess I shouldn't take pleasure in being an asshole and fucking with people IDK 🤷‍♂️

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 4h

I know right, perhaps I'll tell him, only once I've wasted some of his time, "oh I'm sorry sir, but I'm a lesbian and only eat pussy, you don't have a wife or GF I can talk to? LMFAO 🤣😂 I can hear his cock going limp now 😆

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 4h

Oh boy 🙄 here we go again, just got this message on Reddit concerning one of your pictures, they think I'm you, guess I need to caption them different, now do I fuck with his head or not 🤔 lmao 🤣😂

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 6h

WTF 😳 that's hilarious, it's like Miami Beach meets Survivor 🤣😂...umm that sounds like a fucking train wreck waiting to happen, now I would watch that shit! 😏

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 7h

have a great day yourself, don't get caught alone in the woods 😏

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Mrsc69tocum @wanttoplay69.bsky.social · 10h

Good morning my very special perverts and lovers ❤️ 💕 💖 happy masterbation Monday everyone I have started my week off with a bang now it's your turn 😀 😊 😄 and have a wonderful day 😊 💗

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10h

Good morning you sexy little wood nymph 😘 I must say you look absolutely gorgeous in such lush surroundings 😍🥰😋❤️

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Mrsc69tocum @wanttoplay69.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Good morning my very special perverts and lovers ❤️ 💕 💖 happy sinful Sunday everyone 😊 hope you all have a wonderful day

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Okay now you're just being cruel lmao 😂 just kidding, we've had several cold nights and boom fall is here, I had my yard mulched and clear this morning and look at it now 😪 it is pretty though ☺️

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Not yet, hell I keep getting guys DMing me about the Halloween pic,lmao 🤣 some of them think I'm you and saying how they want to fuck me 🙄 and you know me I have to fuck with their heads, been mulching leaves mostly, fall is hitting hard here, I have so many trees I have to mulch with a tractor 😟

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Oh I know, I was just joking, and I've been busy around here and Reddit of course 🙄 life choices LMFAO 🤣😂

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I do love keeping you entertained as well 😘 and the fact that the more provocative and naughty it is seems to be pleasing to you makes me happy tbh,I keep missing messages when they come in IDK I must have my head up my ass, or distracted thinking about having my head up your ass 😈

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Yeah if I only put my mind to something useful, I could be rich lmao 😂 oh who am I kidding 🤔 at least I'm keeping myself entertained 😘

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

So very true, you certainly don't want any lengthy delays getting naked to achieve your ultimate goal, there's only one or more things you need that are lengthy 😘😋💓💦💦💦

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Somehow I missed this message yesterday, however I believe that statement to true, you need water soluble clothes, a little splash of water and poof naked 😋 there I go thinking again 🤦‍♂️lmao 😂

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Good morning my crush 😘❤️ you look absolutely radiant today and appropriately dressed for sinful Sunday 😍...umm that is just coffee you brewed? Right? Lmao 🤣😂 hope your Sunday is Philed I mean filled with sin 😈

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Yep with you as the engineer, MrsC being the conductor and me riding comfortably in the caboose, it sounds like on hellva ride, "all aboard"

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Absolutely, and if she's the conductor I'll ride that train, preferably in the caboose 😈 but I won't be greedy! 😏

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

And I've concluded that even though she let's men believe they're using her, that she's the one in charge and that first and foremost it's for her pleasure, seems like a win win situation to me!

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Looking at this photo set has a clothing ad feel to it, "ladies do you want something practical for a day exploring the wild? Yet easy to remove for a wild experience,then check out our newest line from our field&scream editions,satisfaction guaranteed,stain and rip resistant" 😏

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

We would indeed be insane, like a drug overdose on pure lust and debauchery, and you know she would expect nothing less than 100% effort from us to insure her desire to be well fucked and licked like the goddess she is would test us to our very core

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Damn 🤭 I hope to never have a day like that lmao 🤣😂 my worst days are golden compared to that 🤗 my cousin was riding in a car once throwing glass bottles at signs and one of them flew back and smashed him in the face, he was a dumbfuck anyway, karma 😏

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

yeah and knowing her she would tease us insisting that we make a mess out of her once we have her all squeaky clean 😈

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

and I know without a doubt she would love being washed by two men knowing what we have in mind for her afterwards 😈

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

plenty of room, we can just take MrsC in with us and one of us wash her from the front and one from behind, get her all lathered up in more ways than one 😏

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

although jumping in the lake now isn't a good idea, as we've had a couple weeks of chilly nights, that cold water seems make cocks go into hiding, akin to a turtle pulling its head back in its shell lmao 😂

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

yeah I got lucky when I bought this house, I'm right across the road from a lake with an access lot, and the original owner (builder) found the spring and drove the well into it, and we can always jump in the water to clean off the sticky messes, many options

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

yeah I think she'll be providing the snacks at that point

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

oh damn, I didn't think about the water bill, I have wellwater and only pay for the pump to run, which is virtually nothing, and it's fed by an underground spring, perhaps we will have to bring it here

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

only if you're on observer, if you participate no snacks would be required I believe

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

fuck yes, that shower would be getting a lot of use between all of that fucking "clean up on aisle 69"

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

yeah I've had shower sex before, but not an orgy per-say, however imagine bringing MrsC into the shower and getting her all lathered up between us, that would be some good clean fun

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I know you will, and then you'll have to finish by getting me hard again so I can fuck your ass as well...I mean you can't go without all of your fuckholes getting used properly 😈 💦💦💦 I'll probably need to visit the ER after that lmao 😂

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

you know it, and the fact that you're outdoors under the blazing sun and everyone is hot and sweaty, it would be an unforgettable slippery sensuous gangbang like no other

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I know it would be, the thought of you glazing my face with my own cum while you're sucking my cock would have me insanely excited, that second load might end up going down your throat 😘 now I might be slightly distracted 🙄 lmao 😂

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

yeah could you imagine coming across them? and start masturbating then she asks you to join in, turning it into an outdoor fuckfest, that would be hot as fuck TBH

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

unless of course we 69 and I can't see you sucking my cock, although eating your cum filled pussy just might encourage me to get hard again even quicker 😈 Whew 🥵fantasy overload 😘 😋 💖

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Hell yes baby, that sounds hot as fuck, seeing and feeling you suck my slippery cum covered cock I know will have me hard again ready for another round, next hole please 😈❤️💦

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I have no doubt about that, hell you've extracted it from me on a "few" occasions just from the thought of fucking you, I can only imagine actually fucking you I'd probably live up to me moniker "Phastphil" lmao 😂 I'll need a cockring to prolong the inevitable 😘

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Fuck yes baby, a study in science of stones that have liquid centers that only release their contents under certain conditions 🤭

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Damn if I would have came across you two, I would have pulled up a rock and enjoyed the show 🤭 now where's my snacks and refreshments? 🤔

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I figured as much 😘 makes me think about cum dripping out of you giving a new meaning to "I'll have that on the rocks please" considering your location 😈 there I go thinking again 🤦‍♂️lmao 🤣😂

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Good morning sweetie 😘 quite an adventure, I bet the art of the tease as you undressed quickly had Philip rise to the occasion,seems you got caught between a rock and a hard place 😈 glad to hear you got your "Phil", hopefully every in every hole 😘😋

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Phastphil @carcrusher7.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Yeah he advertised well, his dump trucks in big bold letters DIRTY DICK you could probably read them from Iss lmao 😂🤣

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