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Voted “most likely to be eaten by a grue."

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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 14/10/2026
He’s still breathing our air?
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026
One glorious three A. M. back in university I decided I was going to teach myself AppleScript.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026
My favorite thing about WW’s run in the early 90s was that Brian Bolland restored the vagina dentata to its rightful place on the cover, given that she was created by a Freudian.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026
Went for the vendor floor at #bircon2026 and was pleased to find that, instead of the classical 1990s-era of homophobia in the TTRPG fandom, the alphabet mafia was representing in force.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026
Trapped in a world he never made!
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
"What if Rosemary's baby was a good kid? Totally a great sleeper."
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026
AwROOOOOOO!
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026
I eventually started an entire bit about how saying “eh” to a Canadian was the most original expression of wit that I had ever heard, and that it was a criminal waste of their comedic genius to not be writing for Chuck Lorre. I have no idea how I made it five years in Texas without getting shot.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026
Also from the Daily Beast: www.thedailybeast.com/refugee-advo...
thedailybeast.com
Refugee Advocate Gets Rape Threats After Right-Wing Sting Video
Breitbart and RT boosted this doctored video of an American activist. Then came threats of rape and murder.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t know if anything in this specific video is untrue, just that RT is not considered a reliable source. Apparently they were sanctioned by the EU after the invasion of Ukraine: rsf.org/en/slow-down...
rsf.org
Slow down, propaganda ahead: RT’s documentary channel takes over Italian billboards
Despite European Union (EU) sanctions, RT Doc — the documentary branch of the Russian state-owned television channel RT (formerly Russia Today) — launched a large-scale promotional campaign on billboa...
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026
Russia Today isn’t exactly a reliable source.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
My diagnoses beg to differ, good sir.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
I was crushing hard on Meeno Peluce.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m just glad Harlan reincarnated as Carmen Maria Machado.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
Feelyat!
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
And history has proven her right.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
The editor-in-chief and publisher, when presented with a box of a grand master’s work _rolled and unrolled books from the spine_ before tossing them back in. I’d have said nobody on that show knew anything about comics at all but there was that one episode where they insulted William Gaines’ memory.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
Time seemed to stop just before the verdict was read.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
What the fucking fuck?
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
She was a multimedia performer before the term was widely used in the 90s.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
“Why do men think they can get away with it?” Because they do get away with it.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
Some days it’s made clear to you that, despite all odds, you’ve somehow managed to download the clean version of Joji’s “Nectar” from Apple Music.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
Attaboy!
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
But which one are you feeding?
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
He’s looking to audition for his middle school’s stage adaptation of “Chinatown” in a few years?
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
Was it Euripides or Syd Field who said “show, don’t tell”?
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
“You would,” but you didn’t. Ahhhhhh, Schrödinger’s keeper. It would have happened if I didn’t have to surrender any social capital.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
I was just surprised that a DUI would be a deal-breaker. I have Stories about "Andrew Tate wishes"-level toxic masculinity while dealing with US border guards.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck, he actually did say that, didn’t he?
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
I thought it was “America Intelligence.”
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
My opener would be to sit, flop an order of avocado toast on the table, and say “I don’t own any diamonds.” Once the interview is over I carefully put my trash in the wastebasket, pause at the door, look back over my shoulder, and say “Generation X, motherfucker. Mid,” and exit without another word.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
Shitkickin’ babe.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
This scarred my widdel five-year-old Lynda Carter idolising soul.
The cover of Wonder Woman #250 (first series, December 1978) in which a battered Diana of Themiscyra looks up at an amazon sister awarding her tiara and lasso to another amazon named Orana.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
If I ever tried to sell myself something that’s an immediate hard no.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
Srsly?
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
This was massive at my high school because of The Belle Stars’ cover version on the Rain Man soundtrack.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
It might be gauche, but still a power move.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
But were the parasites affected? WERE THE PARASITES AFFECTED?
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
Ain’t no cracker like great Canadian tan cracker.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
Yep, that’s a war face.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
I read about your streak as I was picking dead skin from my lips.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
Was he blinking out “SOS” in Morse?
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
We believed a man can fly.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
The Duke brother I wasn’t going to marry.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
Serving.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
As long as things will be different now…
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
Our girl has absolutely zero sense of self-preservation; so, link, please?
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
Some of us are just a bit sunlight sensitive and find that watching Rosemary’s Baby when it’s dark outside adds a certain necessary frisson.
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
They weren’t messing around with those rocket bras, were they?
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carbonoperator @carbonoperator.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
Paraphrasing the great and wise philosopher Zeena Schreck on Geraldo Rivera's Exposing Satan's Underground, network television's greatest artifact of the satanic panic's mass hysteria era: "Where are the bodies?"
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