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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

These videos of Mitch McConnell look like if Weekend at Bernie's was recast with the old guy from the Six Flags commercials in the 2000s

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I don't usually post sports opinions here, but I saw my mom searching for the best gif to describe the joy of the seahawks pulling it off, and hers is great...but I know my assignment too. 😁

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Yes Bison

ALT: Yes Bison

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Hearing the song Paradise City, suddenly realizing there's a real Paradise City in Nevada. Ya know, Nevada? The state with the least green grass of all 50 states? Great. Good job GnR...

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Extrovert friend: Karaoke night at the bar! If you come with, you can pick my first song! Introverted-ass me: Fine. Your funeral. Friend: Wait, what... Me: *pulls up this link on the ride there*

Thumbnail of Scatman John's internet famous ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Whenever I rewatch Muppet Treasure Island, I imagine Billy Connolly doing double duty as Captain Billy Bones AND Captain Bones from early 2000s kids program Crashbox. "1 PLUS 1 ISN'T SIX IS IT NOW YA BASTARD?? FUCK NO IT AIN'T!!!"

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Two men enter a room. Only one leaves alive. Who would you put your money on? Go!

Sheriff of Rottingham from Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Count Rugen/The Six Fingered Man from The Princess Bride

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

You know the moment when your insides act like a practical joker who can't read a room? You're either A) doing something time sensitive B) across the house and at least one flight of stairs away from a toilet or C) both, and suddenly your body shouts at you "HEY! WHAT IF WE SHIT OURSELVES?"

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

BREAKING: Sherman of Love Handel has announced that he will not be performing at the America 250th Anniversary celebration as advertised. And no, it's not because he ain't got rhythm.

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

BREAKING: this musical blue's clue has announced that they will not be performing at the America 250th Anniversary celebration as advertised.

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Blue's Clues Steve Draws a Music Note

ALT: Blue's Clues Steve Draws a Music Note

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I desperately want a Disney Clue, but ONLY if one of the weapon cards explicitly says "Kusco's poison, the poison for Kusco, the poison specifically designed to kill Kusco, Kusco's poison...that poison!" All of that. Otherwise forget it.

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Me as a kid, hearing Disney's Everybody Wants to Be a Cat: "This song is so catchy!" Me as an adult, rehearing it and watching beloved cat videos to avoid my life problems: "This song is so REAL."

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

How come WWE shop only decides to email me about insane merch deals when I'm at my absolute broke-est?? Like, yes, I'd love more wrestling shirts, can't get enough! Do I have the funds right now? No. Do I ever have said funds when things are normal price. Basically, yeah. 😞

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Did you hear about DC comic's newest character? He's Two-Face's estranged cousin Alfred, but he's not from Gotham, he's in Toronto. And he runs a famous pasta store. Oh, you haven't heard? He's Al Dent, eh! ...oh no did I just lose one of my 5 followers over my last 2 shit jokes?

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

A Frenchman once slipped and fell on his face, and to his dismay, his lifelong bully was watching, and he swore to build a monument to commemorate his embarrassment for the rest of time, as well as name it perfectly rudely. And that, my friends, is the secret origin story of the I Fell Tower.

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Being called "clunky" on Chopped is the equivalent of being called "pitchy" on American Idol, and I refuse to elaborate or take comments.

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Coming home from a clothes store with pants that say "Relaxed Straight Fit." Now I'm wondering why I was allowed to buy such a thing, as I am the opposite of all three of those words...

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

I won't let my computer being in Best Buy Geek Squad, or as it is like in my history electric device ICU, keep me from bluesky shitposting! My anxiety and lack of inspiration still will, but I'm not gonna be beaten by anyone but my own brain dammit!

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I heard there's a thing where people bring water bottles secretly filled with vodka to work, to get through the day, but if you're a non-drinker like me, you can try this hack instead: vodka bottles filled with water! We'll power through work with symbolism!

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Not to disparage Bad Bunny's performing so far, because it is spectacular, but I'm hoping for one of two things to happen in it: 1. The song Booker T, with Booker T on stage 2. Miz and/or John Morrison interrupting and getting crossbodied and beat up by Bad Bunny

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

normal people for justification: hey, it ain't brain surgery me, an intellectual: hey, it ain't grape surgery everyone else in the comments: hey, it ain't grape surgery IYKYK

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Don't know how many country music fans I attract, but if you're out there, this is for you 😆

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

I know I'm a shitposter, but I have nowhere else to vent about this game: SINCE FUCKING WHEN DOES TAUNTING OF ALL THINGS COST 15 GODDAMN YARDS?! HE HARDLY DID ANYTHING!!!

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Bobby Flay: Alright, chef, what are we cooking tonight? Me: My signature dish is........STEAMED HAMS! Bobby: (literally steams some ham because he's old and out of touch) Me with my hamburgers on the grill: It's a regional dialect!

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

INXS: I...I was standing- Elton John on instinct: YEAH YEAH YEAH! Billy Idol on instinct: CUZ YOU MAKE ME FEEL- Aretha Franklin on instinct: LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN! INXS: how did you all get in here?

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Repost if you do any of the following: 1. support trans rights 2. support trans lefts 3. support brown rice 4. support a train's lights 5. support absolutely anything as long as it's on an organized list like this 6. talk less, smile more, don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Medieval jouster: I say thee NAY! Medieval jouster's horse: OMG dude samesies!

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

That moment when Chuck Norris enters the Royal Rumble at 29, nearly clears the field, but number 30 ends up being Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White and The Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Bleu Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie and Robocop and Terminator and...

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I could've sworn the NFL announcers called a player Ricky Queersoul... Maybe I need my ears irrigated.

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Normal Halloween watchlist: Friday the 13th Nightmare on Elm Street It Child's Play My Halloween watchlist: David Pumpkins The Hash Slinging Slasher "What Is a Skeleton's Favorite Snack?" David Pumpkins Returns

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Alternate universe where everything's the same except dogs have owl-like necks that let them do that head tilt thing completely 180 degrees until their heads are upside down.

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Don't ask me where I got this inspiration from. Also, don't ask me why it's an image and not just a typed post.

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

I'm such a raving pro wrestling fan, one time, days before an NFL playoff game, I almost said out loud to someone "wonder if I could look up leaked spoilers for who wins." I'm so used to scripted sports results, I legit forget it's just my sport. 😅

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

If I had unlimited money, no question one of my priorities would be paying Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth to recreate the iconic video Hot Koolaid as Loki and Thor. I think we need that kind of silliness now especially.

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

If you don't know the musical that this is based on, you'd better start broadening (no pun intended) your horizons!

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

One of the people I have the most respect for is the voice of Dr. Doofenschmirtz from Phineas and Ferb. He'll crack out that voice for pretty much any occasion, despite what must be several detriments to his wind pipe. I fucking love that man (the actor and the character)!

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Easter is the world's most overrated holiday and I will die on that hill... ... WAIT NO POOR CHOISE OF WORDS I CHANGE MY MIND GET BACK-

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Why is it called alphabet soup and not languine?

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

I just randomly came up with the phrase "Kentucky Fried Derby" and I can't decide if that means chicken racing or crispy horse meat...

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Can Doomsday from DC Comics count as my spirit animal? Also, can we please do something about the state of the world so that Doomsday isn't so relatable?

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

How's everyone else out there? Me, I went from relaxed and normal to fuming with immense rage by the simple act of trying to rewatch some Chopped on Max. IYKYK 🤬

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

People who make the joke "I don't age like wine, I age like milk" need to realize that aged cheeses are made of milk, so regardless of how you look at what age, you can still be amazing if you package it right ☺️

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Carbloader Hobbyist @carbloaderhobbyist.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

I know people hate Iron Man 3 plot-wise, but can we all agree that the worst part isn't the plot, but when Killian uses the phrase "turtle suit" instead of turtle shell? I'm one of very few Iron Man 3 fans, and I still have to leave the room for that BS!

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